How to tell if your subconscious hates you: an essay.
I dreamed I was in bed with a cute girl in the cavalier era but somehow our dresses buttoned in the front. Convenient. 30 seconds into kissing her mother put her head in the door. We pretended to be sleeping, badly. Her mom proceeded to come into the room with her servant, eat her dinner and complain about the event she just left. We were still pretending to be sleepy. Eventually she left however she left a baby behind for good measure. We then had to walk two miles to return the baby, had our first fight over whether she should venture into the dark to get the laundry and then nearly got hit by two vans driving very poorly as we walked home. Upon returning to the now barely furnished apartment we discovered most of the curtains were gone and even though the clock said 10:30 PM it was growing ever lighter outside. It turned out the curtain rods were missing pieces. At this point my brother inlaw turned up to help fix the curtain rods. Excuse me I think I can locate a bolt and washer without help, Brian. It turns out I couldn't. He trespassed further by turning on HGTV which was somehow also fox news. The only thing I accomplished before waking up was turning the goddamn tv off.
Disclaimer: these descriptions are based solely on the wigs and clothes and in no way reflect how I feel about the members who I love love love.
where to begin with this group.... Hmmm. Perhaps with the one at the center of it all.
This is Mindy. Every girl in her twenties and thirties has a friend like Mindy. The fashionista! Her glasses are on point! She always has a glass of wine in her hand but somehow magically is never drunk. She is soooo concerned about your drinking though. If you look confused for a second she is all over you. “Oh Hunny are you alright? You know that is your third mimosa right?” But you tolerate it because she really does care. Just look how she takes care of Olivia.
Also, how could you not love a friend who makes this face in a selfie?
This is Olivia. She has four kids and is just relieved to be out of the house. Extremely health conscious, she always brings a fruit platter to brunch and gets giggly drunk of one mimosa. Isn’t she sweet?
Her children’s lunches are flawless, her kids birthday parties are hits but she’s sweet and humble about being a rockstar of a mom. She somehow always has time for your man drama.
This is Joanne, a work friend of Mindy’s. She’s in her fifties with grown children and has empty nest syndrome. She makes a mean sangria and sings hilarious karaoke. And by mean sangria, I mean, black out drunk in three glasses. Joanne is not messing around. She’s great fun! Everyone Loves her.
This is Mindy’s best friend Libby, who started partying in the year 2000 and never stopped. She brings fire ball to brunch, gets drunk and tries to brush your hair. She is not a hairdresser btw. She is the office manager for an organic farm. Mindy is always watching out for her. Libby has a big personality but is kind and thoughtful. She always brings scrumptious delectable things to brunch, dishes with tons of calories and no guilt.
This is Chelsea. She also started partying in 2000. She brings Jalapeno poppers to brunch. She makes her mimosas with tequila and washes them down with Joanne’s sangria. You’re pretty sure her liver is either maintained by nanobots or powered by Satan himself. She is always five seconds away from either, a prat fall, an emotional meltdown or MORTAL DANGER!
OMG Mindy you are needed!
This is your neighbor Julie. You’re not sure about Julie.On the one hand she’s just a little too perfect. Her garden is perfect. her boho fashion is perfect. Her dessert squares are perfectly square. She actually uses her day planner all year long. On the other hand she has a cat named Mr. Wumples who she lets lick her teeth. She seems harmless but you can’t help wondering how many bodies she has buried around the neighborhood.
(Don’t @ me! I love I.M it’s the clothes.)
Wait a minute isn’t that your hat? (That’s literally my hat. Damn you for wearing it better.)
This is your annoying brother-in-law, Greg. He shouldn’t be at brunch. He’s been told repeatedly that it’s a ladies only event but as usual he has stolen all the mini quiche and a bottle of zinfandel and won’t leave the tree house. This time he didn’t even bring your sister with him.
AGAIN don’t @ me. It’s the outfit.
And then there’s you. You host brunch so you can get drunk without having to leave your house. You’re lucky your friends are so entertaining. Yes. you have great friends and also Greg and a tree house full of dirty dishes.
Exo CBX voices described as a D&D adventure party.
Chen is a Palidan of Pelor. He’s out in front. He knows where he’s going. He’s cutting a path through his enemies with a broad sword!
Baekhyun is a Ranger. He’s shooing the villagers to safety while firing arrows over his shoulder, around corners, over trees. There’s no time to wonder if he saw that monster. He’s got it already. Thwack!
Xiumin is a Druid. The other’s think he may have learned to shape shift into a wolf but he won’t admit it. He’s gently covering their tracks behind them. “Shh. We were never here.”
I mean if even his closest friends/bandmates didn't know what a tool he was then how are we as fans to know what he's truly like? He marketed himself as this sweet, likable and misunderstood guy and we all fell for it. I really wish people will just take off those rose colored glasses because yall are embarrassing everyone at this point. Stop making this about your fave and wake up to the fact that women have had their lives, bodies and minds ruined because of these guys, honestly..
exactly, I hope this will make people realize that we as fans will never really know idols, their whole career and reputation relies on them seeming likable so any of them could be awful behind the scenes and we’d be totally unaware.
It frustrates me so much because very few people have focused on the victims of these terrible crimes and their right to get justice. They have been treated like objects and were subjected to terrible abuse at the hands of these men and yet so many people only care about him just because he’s from a famous group. These poor women deserve the support so many people are still giving him and it makes me so angry. Some people live in a kpop bubble and seem to think that all that matters is either defending him or making memes about him and the other men in the gc - they are focusing on the wrong things imo. Our main thoughts and focus should be on the victims and their right to get justice
the maker of faygo and lacroix literally made an official company statement in a press release that disabled people are comparable to inanimate concepts because they have no agency or personality without permission
where is the fucking outrage among anyone other than disabled people. where. show me an outrage comparable to anything that can be considered outrage. fucking show me any amount of care even half as much as if they said that about any other group. even a fourth. anything. disabled people are mad and nobody else is saying SHIT after all that horse shit of everyone on here claiming to give a fuck about disabled people
After languishing in the file folder for months, the #redvelvet #peekaboo project has been restarted https://www.instagram.com/p/BuR3-J0BiFI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=r7zlduowfyjt
#GD's green hair. The look that started it all #gdragon #idolcakes https://www.instagram.com/p/BuRjxghhwRv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12gn3hqprnds4
