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The Guy. closed roleplaying blog! please no reblogs or outside interactions, thanks. 🤙🏽

[bigmerchandise]

hookandladder‌:

Oh, so Punk’s back. 

@godslaytheking @bigmerchandise have fun with him talking shit on the Fox show. 

Who.

[bigmerchandise]

sheglowzinthedark‌:

You tell ‘em, cousin.

Ayy, we got some self respect in this family, everyone know it. I’ma be ya’ number one or ya’ never was.

[bigmerchandise]

I think everyone on the rosters now know I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever be your side chick.

Lizzo goes, man. 

[bigmerchandise]

godslaytheking‌:

@bigmerchandise

Make Vince let me wear white again and we can switch matches.

Nawh. Have fun.

[bigmerchandise]

godslaytheking‌:

What’d I do?!

Burned down the Funhouse so now I gotta man team Hogan? Hate your ass.

[bigmerchandise]

I hate @godslaytheking.

[bigmerchandise]

hookandladder‌:

I left. I don’t fuck with that shit. 

Who your program with ain’t no better.

[bigmerchandise]

Ain’t no one ever gonna listen to my ass when it comes to foolishness like this and that’s why that kinda shit happens.

[bigmerchandise]

gixlgxtfxght‌:

OMG, YOU GUYS!!!! The Rock just walked past me backstage and I died!!!!

Smh.

[bigmerchandise]

BEAT HIS ASS, BECKS.

[bigmerchandise]

Beat his ass, cuz.

[bigmerchandise]

kaylanottoni‌:

I’m on my chain but that doesn’t mean I can’t run to the end of the lawn and bark, y’know what I’m sayin’?

You gonna let ‘em kill me next time, aren’t you.

[bigmerchandise]

hookandladder‌:

…I ain’t Seth, you ain’t daddy. 

You ain’t gotta be ashamed.

[bigmerchandise]

kaylanottoni‌:

I know what you have is real and can’t be tampered with, but also:

🤤

Back off, KAYLA.

[bigmerchandise]

hookandladder‌:

Save me with your deep, monotone voice.

Come to daddy.

[bigmerchandise]

I’ma need people to stop thirstin’ over my wife.

[bigmerchandise]

gixlgxtfxght‌:

Who in the world doesn’t like Halloween? That’s insane! 😝

You would.