Billie

She/Her // I follow back // You can find me anywhere and everywhere (or at a bar)

[billieburnt]

Howdy there, whatcha doin’ round these parts lass?

☠︎︎ Hey there, my names Billie, not saying my last name because I don’t give shit out that easy. Dunno really why I made this account, used it a bit as a teen and I got bored so I decided to reinstall it to document stuff and just talk really. I guess I have to make a small likes and dislikes list because I guess that’s what people do on here?

My Likes

☠︎︎ Smoking

☠︎︎ Late night drives

☠︎︎ Country music and classic rock and roll - My current favorites are Miranda Lambert, Ozzy Osborn, Def Leopard, Tame Impala, and AC/DC

☠︎︎ Star gazing

☠︎︎ Drawing (sometimes)

☠︎︎ Dogs, especially German Shepherds

☠︎︎ Redbull

☠︎︎ Weed and other drugs

☠︎︎ Rain

My Dislikes

☠︎︎ Staying in one place for too long

☠︎︎ Fire

☠︎︎ People with the name Melinda

☠︎︎ Those 'alpha male' podcasts

☠︎︎ Rude or entitled people

☠︎︎ Children (fuck them kids. Except for Jesse, he’s cool.)

☠︎︎ I guess that’s really all I got for now, I’ll post later and feel free to ask me stuff, I got nothing better to do. And feel free to send suggestive ones too, don’t mind a little spice in my day. But don’t go too far.

Account ran by 🫀, not a minor, it/it’s pronouns.

[nickmpreg]

don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

[nickmpreg]

[billieburnt]

Anyone like my new shirt?

[billieburnt]

Guess who lives bitches?

[craves]

Leave a color in my ask

Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Red - I love you. Pink - I think you’re cute. Blue - You’re amazing. Rose - You’re pretty. Purple - You’re hot. Plum - I would fuck you. Violet - I would date you. Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you. Tangerine - We have a lot in common. Amber - I wish you would notice me. Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. Beige - I don’t know you at all. Yellow - I don’t like your blog. Green - I don’t like you. Olive - I think you are unattractive. Brown - I hate you. Grey - You scare me. Black - Delete your tumblr.

[billyburned]

Where've you been, cowboy? Finally get locked up?

I got tired of livin’ in a beat down apartment. I’ve been livin’ life on the road these past months.

[mike-schmidtten]

So basically you got evicted for not paying rent & had to sleep in your car? Sounds about right.

[billyburned]

What-?

No! Why would you even think that?

[mike-schmidtten]

Cuz you weren't chronically online picking fights with Danforth all day. Bet you couldn't pay your phone bill either. What are you using right now? McDonalds wifi?

[billyburned]

Okay, cowboy. Shut the fuck up.

Also, it’s Wendys. Fuck mcdonald’s.

But, my life is none of your fuckin’ business. We’re both poor as fuck, so who are you to shame me?

[mike-schmidtten]

At least I have a job. "professional robber" - fuck does that even mean if you're still broke?

[billyburned]

A job? How is workin’ at a beat up pizzeria a ‘job’??

Also i’m not ‘broke’. I just don’t have enough fuckin’ money for an apartment..

[mike-schmidtten]

I'm getting paid to sit on my ass and argue with you on tumblr. You're sitting in a Wendys because you cant afford to waste gas running the AC in your car.

Sounds like I have it better.

[billyburned]

Are you eating a Baconator? Didn’t fuckin’ think so.

This is the life.

[mike-schmidtten]

Sure, 'till someone complains to the manager about a smelly un-washsed little man snoring in one of the booths and they ask you to leave.

[billyburned]

Smelly? I have natures musk on me. You’ve never fuckin’ touched a blade of grass in your life.

Also, shouldn’t you be takin’ care of that sister of yours? Or did you lose custody already?

[mike-schmidtten]

"Nature's musk"? Is that what you're calling "too poor to shower"?

And my sister is at school, dipshit. I'm taking care of her just fine.

[billyburned]

No?? It’s the stench of an alpha.

‘Taking care of her just fine.’ Right. You tell CPS that when you’re evicted. No way that rank ass job is paying you enough.

[billieburnt]

Can you guys stop arguing like toddlers for once please?

And please shut up about that alpha shit, you smell so horrible I’m struggling to not throw up my fries next to you in the booth.

[billieburnt]

Ooc - WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE APP ICON

[billyburned]

I MISSED YOU POOKIE 🙏🙏🙏

Tumblr hasn't been the same without your stank ass sweaty junderwear

Shut the fuck up.

I don’t wear junderwear anymore.

My break changed me.

[billieburnt]

You don’t?

You’re healing finally 🙏

[billyburned]

Oh shut up.

I know all your socks are denim. Fuckin’ weirdo.

[billieburnt]

How about you shut the fuck up about my denim socks

Don’t yuck my yum you fucking jhong wearer

[billyburned]

I’m yucking your yum so hard.

I also don’t wear jhongs, the fuck?

[billieburnt]

You’re the same fucker who wore jungerwear

You most definitely have jhongs as well

[billyburned]

I MISSED YOU POOKIE 🙏🙏🙏

Tumblr hasn't been the same without your stank ass sweaty junderwear

Shut the fuck up.

I don’t wear junderwear anymore.

My break changed me.

[billieburnt]

You don’t?

You’re healing finally 🙏

[billyburned]

Oh shut up.

I know all your socks are denim. Fuckin’ weirdo.

[billieburnt]

How about you shut the fuck up about my denim socks

Don’t yuck my yum you fucking jhong wearer

[billyburned]

I MISSED YOU POOKIE 🙏🙏🙏

Tumblr hasn't been the same without your stank ass sweaty junderwear

Shut the fuck up.

I don’t wear junderwear anymore.

My break changed me.

[billieburnt]

You don’t?

You’re healing finally 🙏

[billieburnt]

Hey, this account is going on hiatus for a bit due to me just not having any motivation to post on here and irl I am having mental health and physical health issues. I don’t know when I’ll be back but it won’t be anytime soon. - 🫀

[billieburnt]

Update. Got them fed with some cat food from Billy. Built them a little home and now their out

[billieburnt]

Came home today and found these under my bed. The hell do I do?

[joshfutturmanirl]

KEEP THEM

[billieburnt]

Yeah but like, how the fuck do I care for a cat? Or two??

[stop-talking]

Let them sleep in your bed at night and chew on your scalp for comfort (that's what my kitten did to me)

Oh also give them kitten chow and kitten milk and a litter box or something idk

[billieburnt]

Uhhh…. Thanks for the tip. Don’t think I’ll let them do the second thing but I’ll try my bed.

[billieburnt]

Came home today and found these under my bed. The hell do I do?

[joshfutturmanirl]

KEEP THEM

[billieburnt]

Yeah but like, how the fuck do I care for a cat? Or two??

[billieburnt]

Love finding old embarrassing photos I can later use as blackmail for my brother <3 @billyburned

[billyburned]

How the hell did you find these??

I thought I burned em’ all.

[billieburnt]

Moms house. She asked me to help her clean out her storage unit. She has like a million copies of these. Also looking at it now you were very short

[billyburned]

I was not.

I’m taller than you now at least.

[billieburnt]

You were, you were like a fuckin garden gnome. And you’re only taller than me by like… two damn inches

[billieburnt]

Came home today and found these under my bed. The hell do I do?

[j26futturman]

gguys iffound this LITTLE GDgdude today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wwow!!!!!llOOk at him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AACCEEPTING NAMES. mmy currentlist is: -- jeremy -- pringle -- gabe -- richard the seventh

[billieburnt]

Name him Rocket