Billy Burn

Professional robber

[billyburned]

The names Billy. 🔥

🔥 I’m Billy. Usually you’ll find me hangin around bars, and robbing places left and right. People know me as a professional around here. Never had a robbery go south, so they ain’t wrong.

🔥 Feel free to ask me anything. Or send me money. Either works.

(The sooner the better for the money.)

I like:

Money

Guns

Girls

Motorcycles

Denim

Cigarettes

Red

Alocane

I despise:

Fire

Gas Stations

Bitches with the name Melinda

Debt

Kanye

Dick. (Despite the rumors, i am not a homosexual.)

Derek

Wallace

[billyburned]

wait guys i miss this era so badly..

i remember when these accounts were POPPING

#bringbackrpaccounts

[lile6969]

Ughhh I miss this entire community :’) its like a ghost town now

[billyburned]

ME TOO!!

it’s so depressing.. this fandom used to be my whole life 2 years ago and now no one posts ☹️

[billyburned]

wait guys i miss this era so badly..

i remember when these accounts were POPPING

#bringbackrpaccounts

[billyburned]

Where've you been, cowboy? Finally get locked up?

I got tired of livin’ in a beat down apartment. I’ve been livin’ life on the road these past months.

[mike-schmidtten]

So basically you got evicted for not paying rent & had to sleep in your car? Sounds about right.

[billyburned]

What-?

No! Why would you even think that?

[mike-schmidtten]

Cuz you weren't chronically online picking fights with Danforth all day. Bet you couldn't pay your phone bill either. What are you using right now? McDonalds wifi?

[billyburned]

Okay, cowboy. Shut the fuck up.

Also, it’s Wendys. Fuck mcdonald’s.

But, my life is none of your fuckin’ business. We’re both poor as fuck, so who are you to shame me?

[mike-schmidtten]

At least I have a job. "professional robber" - fuck does that even mean if you're still broke?

[billyburned]

A job? How is workin’ at a beat up pizzeria a ‘job’??

Also i’m not ‘broke’. I just don’t have enough fuckin’ money for an apartment..

[mike-schmidtten]

I'm getting paid to sit on my ass and argue with you on tumblr. You're sitting in a Wendys because you cant afford to waste gas running the AC in your car.

Sounds like I have it better.

[billyburned]

Are you eating a Baconator? Didn’t fuckin’ think so.

This is the life.

[mike-schmidtten]

Sure, 'till someone complains to the manager about a smelly un-washsed little man snoring in one of the booths and they ask you to leave.

[billyburned]

Smelly? I have natures musk on me. You’ve never fuckin’ touched a blade of grass in your life.

Also, shouldn’t you be takin’ care of that sister of yours? Or did you lose custody already?

[mike-schmidtten]

"Nature's musk"? Is that what you're calling "too poor to shower"?

And my sister is at school, dipshit. I'm taking care of her just fine.

[billyburned]

No?? It’s the stench of an alpha.

‘Taking care of her just fine.’ Right. You tell CPS that when you’re evicted. No way that rank ass job is paying you enough.

[billieburnt]

Can you guys stop arguing like toddlers for once please?

And please shut up about that alpha shit, you smell so horrible I’m struggling to not throw up my fries next to you in the booth.

[billyburned]

No need to lie.

[billyburned]

Where've you been, cowboy? Finally get locked up?

I got tired of livin’ in a beat down apartment. I’ve been livin’ life on the road these past months.

[mike-schmidtten]

So basically you got evicted for not paying rent & had to sleep in your car? Sounds about right.

[billyburned]

What-?

No! Why would you even think that?

[mike-schmidtten]

Cuz you weren't chronically online picking fights with Danforth all day. Bet you couldn't pay your phone bill either. What are you using right now? McDonalds wifi?

[billyburned]

Okay, cowboy. Shut the fuck up.

Also, it’s Wendys. Fuck mcdonald’s.

But, my life is none of your fuckin’ business. We’re both poor as fuck, so who are you to shame me?

[mike-schmidtten]

At least I have a job. "professional robber" - fuck does that even mean if you're still broke?

[billyburned]

A job? How is workin’ at a beat up pizzeria a ‘job’??

Also i’m not ‘broke’. I just don’t have enough fuckin’ money for an apartment..

[mike-schmidtten]

I'm getting paid to sit on my ass and argue with you on tumblr. You're sitting in a Wendys because you cant afford to waste gas running the AC in your car.

Sounds like I have it better.

[billyburned]

Are you eating a Baconator? Didn’t fuckin’ think so.

This is the life.

[mike-schmidtten]

Sure, 'till someone complains to the manager about a smelly un-washsed little man snoring in one of the booths and they ask you to leave.

[billyburned]

Smelly? I have natures musk on me. You’ve never fuckin’ touched a blade of grass in your life.

Also, shouldn’t you be takin’ care of that sister of yours? Or did you lose custody already?

[mike-schmidtten]

"Nature's musk"? Is that what you're calling "too poor to shower"?

And my sister is at school, dipshit. I'm taking care of her just fine.

[billyburned]

No?? It’s the stench of an alpha.

‘Taking care of her just fine.’ Right. You tell CPS that when you’re evicted. No way that rank ass job is paying you enough.

[billyburned]

Where've you been, cowboy? Finally get locked up?

I got tired of livin’ in a beat down apartment. I’ve been livin’ life on the road these past months.

[mike-schmidtten]

So basically you got evicted for not paying rent & had to sleep in your car? Sounds about right.

[billyburned]

What-?

No! Why would you even think that?

[mike-schmidtten]

Cuz you weren't chronically online picking fights with Danforth all day. Bet you couldn't pay your phone bill either. What are you using right now? McDonalds wifi?

[billyburned]

Okay, cowboy. Shut the fuck up.

Also, it’s Wendys. Fuck mcdonald’s.

But, my life is none of your fuckin’ business. We’re both poor as fuck, so who are you to shame me?

[mike-schmidtten]

At least I have a job. "professional robber" - fuck does that even mean if you're still broke?

[billyburned]

A job? How is workin’ at a beat up pizzeria a ‘job’??

Also i’m not ‘broke’. I just don’t have enough fuckin’ money for an apartment..

[mike-schmidtten]

I'm getting paid to sit on my ass and argue with you on tumblr. You're sitting in a Wendys because you cant afford to waste gas running the AC in your car.

Sounds like I have it better.

[billyburned]

Are you eating a Baconator? Didn’t fuckin’ think so.

This is the life.

[mike-schmidtten]

Sure, 'till someone complains to the manager about a smelly un-washsed little man snoring in one of the booths and they ask you to leave.

[billyburned]

Smelly? I have natures musk on me. You’ve never fuckin’ touched a blade of grass in your life.

Also, shouldn’t you be takin’ care of that sister of yours? Or did you lose custody already?

[billyburned]

Where've you been, cowboy? Finally get locked up?

I got tired of livin’ in a beat down apartment. I’ve been livin’ life on the road these past months.

[mike-schmidtten]

So basically you got evicted for not paying rent & had to sleep in your car? Sounds about right.

[billyburned]

What-?

No! Why would you even think that?

[mike-schmidtten]

Cuz you weren't chronically online picking fights with Danforth all day. Bet you couldn't pay your phone bill either. What are you using right now? McDonalds wifi?

[billyburned]

Okay, cowboy. Shut the fuck up.

Also, it’s Wendys. Fuck mcdonald’s.

But, my life is none of your fuckin’ business. We’re both poor as fuck, so who are you to shame me?

[mike-schmidtten]

At least I have a job. "professional robber" - fuck does that even mean if you're still broke?

[billyburned]

A job? How is workin’ at a beat up pizzeria a ‘job’??

Also i’m not ‘broke’. I just don’t have enough fuckin’ money for an apartment..

[mike-schmidtten]

I'm getting paid to sit on my ass and argue with you on tumblr. You're sitting in a Wendys because you cant afford to waste gas running the AC in your car.

Sounds like I have it better.

[billyburned]

Are you eating a Baconator? Didn’t fuckin’ think so.

This is the life.

[billyburned]

Where've you been, cowboy? Finally get locked up?

I got tired of livin’ in a beat down apartment. I’ve been livin’ life on the road these past months.

[mike-schmidtten]

So basically you got evicted for not paying rent & had to sleep in your car? Sounds about right.

[billyburned]

What-?

No! Why would you even think that?

[mike-schmidtten]

Cuz you weren't chronically online picking fights with Danforth all day. Bet you couldn't pay your phone bill either. What are you using right now? McDonalds wifi?

[billyburned]

Okay, cowboy. Shut the fuck up.

Also, it’s Wendys. Fuck mcdonald’s.

But, my life is none of your fuckin’ business. We’re both poor as fuck, so who are you to shame me?

[mike-schmidtten]

At least I have a job. "professional robber" - fuck does that even mean if you're still broke?

[billyburned]

A job? How is workin’ at a beat up pizzeria a ‘job’??

Also i’m not ‘broke’. I just don’t have enough fuckin’ money for an apartment..

[billyburned]

Where've you been, cowboy? Finally get locked up?

I got tired of livin’ in a beat down apartment. I’ve been livin’ life on the road these past months.

[mike-schmidtten]

So basically you got evicted for not paying rent & had to sleep in your car? Sounds about right.

[billyburned]

What-?

No! Why would you even think that?

[mike-schmidtten]

Cuz you weren't chronically online picking fights with Danforth all day. Bet you couldn't pay your phone bill either. What are you using right now? McDonalds wifi?

[billyburned]

Okay, cowboy. Shut the fuck up.

Also, it’s Wendys. Fuck mcdonald’s.

But, my life is none of your fuckin’ business. We’re both poor as fuck, so who are you to shame me?

[billyburned]

Where've you been, cowboy? Finally get locked up?

I got tired of livin’ in a beat down apartment. I’ve been livin’ life on the road these past months.

[mike-schmidtten]

So basically you got evicted for not paying rent & had to sleep in your car? Sounds about right.

[billyburned]

What-?

No! Why would you even think that?

[billyburned]

What the fuck is “save a horse ride a cowboy??”

Why do I keep hearing this shit?

[freak-accident419]

hhhhhhhhh >:33

I WOULD LIKE TO RIDE HOME ON A REAL COWBOY ‼️‼️ YOU GOT A SIX PACK OF COLD ONES ON ICE AND YOUR ROOMIE’S OUT ALL NIGHT SO I CAN SCREAM YOUR NAME AS LOUD AS I NEED TO‼️‼️😈😈

[billyburned]

Uh.. Take a breath, sweetheart.

Then we can talk.

[freak-accident419]

𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓿𝓻𝓸 𝓲 𝓰𝓸𝓽 𝓪 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝔀𝓪𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 😞💔

[billyburned]

That font just gave me a fuckin’ stroke holy shit.

[cherrythesk8ergirl]

𝓃ℴ 𝓁ℴ𝓋ℯ 𝒻ℴ𝓇 𝒻𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎 𝒻ℴ𝒷𝓉 ℬ𝒾𝓁𝓁𝓎?

[billyburned]

No. Not even a little.

[billyburned]

What the fuck is “save a horse ride a cowboy??”

Why do I keep hearing this shit?

[freak-accident419]

hhhhhhhhh >:33

I WOULD LIKE TO RIDE HOME ON A REAL COWBOY ‼️‼️ YOU GOT A SIX PACK OF COLD ONES ON ICE AND YOUR ROOMIE’S OUT ALL NIGHT SO I CAN SCREAM YOUR NAME AS LOUD AS I NEED TO‼️‼️😈😈

[billyburned]

Uh.. Take a breath, sweetheart.

Then we can talk.

[freak-accident419]

𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓿𝓻𝓸 𝓲 𝓰𝓸𝓽 𝓪 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝔀𝓪𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 😞💔

[billyburned]

That font just gave me a fuckin’ stroke holy shit.

[billyburned]

I MISSED YOU POOKIE 🙏🙏🙏

Tumblr hasn't been the same without your stank ass sweaty junderwear

Shut the fuck up.

I don’t wear junderwear anymore.

My break changed me.

[turkeytrey]

what the flying fucK is junderwear??!!!

[billyburned]

Denim underwear. Duh.

[abandonednui]

Do you have ur old ones and can I have them for research purposes

[billyburned]

Uh… No.

What could you possibly research with my underwear??

[abandonednui]

None of ur business 😡 I’ll give you….20 dollars

[billyburned]

Add another zero and we’ll be golden.

[abandonednui]

50 dollars

[billyburned]

More.

[abandonednui]

Ur broke you’ll take the $50

[billyburned]

The fuck I will?

Who even are you??

[abandonednui]

Hi I’m wem 😋

[billyburned]

Right. Not sure if you noticed but I have fuckin’ eyes.

[abandonednui]

Then why did you ASK

[billyburned]

I didn’t mean it literally.

Fuckin’ idiot.

[abandonednui]

I’m not the one who wore denim underwear I bet ur balls are chafed smooth

[billyburned]

That was fake news.

I never fuckin’ did that.

Also, stop thinking about my balls, creep.

[abandonednui]

You JUST admitted to wearing junderwear

[billyburned]

Literally where?

[billyburned]

I MISSED YOU POOKIE 🙏🙏🙏

Tumblr hasn't been the same without your stank ass sweaty junderwear

Shut the fuck up.

I don’t wear junderwear anymore.

My break changed me.

[turkeytrey]

what the flying fucK is junderwear??!!!

[billyburned]

Denim underwear. Duh.

[abandonednui]

Do you have ur old ones and can I have them for research purposes

[billyburned]

Uh… No.

What could you possibly research with my underwear??

[abandonednui]

None of ur business 😡 I’ll give you….20 dollars

[billyburned]

Add another zero and we’ll be golden.

[abandonednui]

50 dollars

[billyburned]

More.

[abandonednui]

Ur broke you’ll take the $50

[billyburned]

The fuck I will?

Who even are you??

[abandonednui]

Hi I’m wem 😋

[billyburned]

Right. Not sure if you noticed but I have fuckin’ eyes.

[abandonednui]

Then why did you ASK

[billyburned]

I didn’t mean it literally.

Fuckin’ idiot.

[abandonednui]

I’m not the one who wore denim underwear I bet ur balls are chafed smooth

[billyburned]

That was fake news.

I never fuckin’ did that.

Also, stop thinking about my balls, creep.

[billyburned]

I MISSED YOU POOKIE 🙏🙏🙏

Tumblr hasn't been the same without your stank ass sweaty junderwear

Shut the fuck up.

I don’t wear junderwear anymore.

My break changed me.

[turkeytrey]

what the flying fucK is junderwear??!!!

[billyburned]

Denim underwear. Duh.

[abandonednui]

Do you have ur old ones and can I have them for research purposes

[billyburned]

Uh… No.

What could you possibly research with my underwear??

[abandonednui]

None of ur business 😡 I’ll give you….20 dollars

[billyburned]

Add another zero and we’ll be golden.

[abandonednui]

50 dollars

[billyburned]

More.

[abandonednui]

Ur broke you’ll take the $50

[billyburned]

The fuck I will?

Who even are you??

[abandonednui]

Hi I’m wem 😋

[billyburned]

Right. Not sure if you noticed but I have fuckin’ eyes.

[abandonednui]

Then why did you ASK

[billyburned]

I didn’t mean it literally.

Fuckin’ idiot.

[billyburned]

I MISSED YOU POOKIE 🙏🙏🙏

Tumblr hasn't been the same without your stank ass sweaty junderwear

Shut the fuck up.

I don’t wear junderwear anymore.

My break changed me.

[turkeytrey]

what the flying fucK is junderwear??!!!

[billyburned]

Denim underwear. Duh.

[abandonednui]

Do you have ur old ones and can I have them for research purposes

[billyburned]

Uh… No.

What could you possibly research with my underwear??

[abandonednui]

None of ur business 😡 I’ll give you….20 dollars

[billyburned]

Add another zero and we’ll be golden.

[abandonednui]

50 dollars

[billyburned]

More.

[abandonednui]

Ur broke you’ll take the $50

[billyburned]

The fuck I will?

Who even are you??

[abandonednui]

Hi I’m wem 😋

[billyburned]

Right. Not sure if you noticed but I have fuckin’ eyes.

[billyburned]

I MISSED YOU POOKIE 🙏🙏🙏

Tumblr hasn't been the same without your stank ass sweaty junderwear

Shut the fuck up.

I don’t wear junderwear anymore.

My break changed me.

[turkeytrey]

what the flying fucK is junderwear??!!!

[billyburned]

Denim underwear. Duh.

[abandonednui]

Do you have ur old ones and can I have them for research purposes

[billyburned]

Uh… No.

What could you possibly research with my underwear??

[abandonednui]

None of ur business 😡 I’ll give you….20 dollars

[billyburned]

Add another zero and we’ll be golden.

[abandonednui]

50 dollars

[billyburned]

More.

[abandonednui]

Ur broke you’ll take the $50

[billyburned]

The fuck I will?

Who even are you??