BILL NYE THO

make money; fuck bitchez https://www.facebook.com/BillNyeThaHighestGuy

[billlnyetho]

do you ever feel awkward at a party so you just pretend like youre lookin on your graphing calculator

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legit i dont even know how erasable pens work its like voodoo or some shit

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i just seen somebody tweet "omg I can't wait until 14/14/14" and now i got the particle beam aimed at her house

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holy shitballs! The Mars rover Curiosity Rover cost $2.5 billion. U know what I could do with that kind of chedda? All good tho, SCIENCE

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if ur angry at the person in front of you driving like a grandmother pretend it is ur grandmother no need to get heated bruh #positivity

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i heard someone say "im so hungry i could eat a horse" and i jus started cryin dam that ain't right

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hey don't forget about hurricane katrina

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gotta wake up early tomorrow to look at pictures of llamas

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im in a committed relationship with science  ladies please hop off my dick

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IF YOU CAN STILL READ CLOCKS THAT DON'T EVEN HAVE THE NUMBERS ON THEM Y'ALL MY PEOPLE

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SHOUT OUT TO EVERYBODY THAT ENJOYS POTTERY Y'ALL "KILN" IT LMAO IDK

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what did the mentos say to the diet coke? "I think you're overreacting" lmao anyways cats have dreams just like the rest of us

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hey there don't smoke cigarettes

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Shout out to all the turkeys I know u can't fly and that sucks balls, but u still on the grind every day preppin for thanksgiving #respect

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hey if youre interested im doing a seminar on time travel at Stanford on August 1st, 3015 lmao 

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butterflies taste with their feet, so I dunno if ya'll knew that, but that's a tight ass fact right there

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ur feet secrete almost 1/4 a cup of sweat every day tell me that aint fucked up