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Gimme a sec. I have to download a fuck to give. Ooh, too bad. utorrent just crashed. Sorry bruh. ((semi-indie hal blog)) ((possibly nsfw??))

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b0tprince‌

Yes, your Highness.

We know how it goes when I overheat. I’d rather not.

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embellishedbookworm‌:

as it should be!

I grow weary of humans.

So you’re telling me you are simply a meme?

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b0tprince‌:

I’m going, I’m going.

About time.

Bring me a cool, wet towel too. I think the miscalibrations are making me overheat slightly.

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embellishedbookworm‌:

meme. :)

Acceptable.

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b0tprince‌:

My point is, I can go a pretty long time. I’m sure it’s just a little minor headache.

Well, take something for it then.

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embellishedbookworm started following you

Human?

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b0tprince‌:

So, I can keep going. Like an Energizer bunny.

I don’t think that’s how it works.

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b0tprince‌:

But, consider: I’m immortal.

So am I.

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b0tprince‌:

But, I need to help you.

You’re a human. Unfortunate and inferior as that may make you, you still need sleep. It isn’t as if I’m able to go anywhere.

[guy]

me @ the demons that stand at the end of my bed:

it’s a lot warmer under the covers if you wanna come cuddle

[loverdudearchive]

The phrase “Tip: I am so fucking mad” will not leave my brain

[loverdudearchive]

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Now he isn’t even playing coy.

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metallicprince‌:

Anyway, I’m surprised people are following me. Names Dirk Strider. Or Prince. I guess. Might change that. Who knows. What’s up?

Change it. I already know a Prince.

I’m Hallion. And what’s up is that I’m currently semi immobile and am about to use that to my advantage.

What is “up” with you.

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b0tprince‌:

Neither.

Upon reading your tags I have deducted that you are just stupid.

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b0tprince‌:

I had to prove a point. Because, spite.

Even knowing the consequences. Are you brave or just ignorant?

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b0tprince‌:

I told you I could.

That does not, by any means, indicate that you should.

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Time to browse may-mays because I, clearly, have nothing better to do.

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But what if I need something.