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zumainthyfuture

tiktoksthataregood-ish

willowvibin

nekosaws

silliestgoose-online

happy marvelous sunday to those who partake

#everyday is marvelous Sunday if you let it be

nonaferatu

My favorite one yet- heres the creator

oldspice

After all the romancing is done, celebrate Valentine’s weekend the Old Spice way with free Xbox Gold and this avatar.

likeheaven

What the hell

parkchanwoohoo

transjinako

Sasuke showing more love and gentleness for this fucking dino than any person in the series

shuttershocky-deactivated202512

He loved that velociraptor more than he did Sakura

transjinako

jellogram

Any conspiracy theory about people going missing in National Parks is automatically silly to me. Like "Why are National Parks such a hotbed of disappearances???" because they're full of idiots. You've got thousands of people who've never pissed outdoors in their life wandering around the woods/desert/mountain with zero experience and zero gear and zero understanding that this place can kill them. You don't see as many disappearances in wild areas because people don't go to them unless they have some background knowledge. Whereas you get tour buses full of old folks and suburban families shuttling people into National Parks 365 days a year. If you took the same amount of buffoons and dropped them in the actual wilderness the disappearances would be significantly higher than at the parks. Use your brain.

jellogram

Some fun stuff from the notes:

park ranger who has seen people spread bacon grease on their campsite in the hopes of seeing a bear

British person who is appalled that North American national parks kill people

people who lure bison calves away from their mothers to photograph them

a lot of it involves bison

a LOT of it involves people trying to swim in the yellowstone thermal vents

woman who tried to retrieve her dropped cell phone from a pit toilet and FELL IN

Lots of people reminding me that caves are a problem too. I know, I just try to forget that caves exist because I hate them.

Guys who tried to hike the entire length of Florida in flip flops

Someone who approached a bear cub because they thought it was a raccoon

Someone who works at an unspecified national monument and says dead bodies keep turning up at the picnic area (Hello???)

A few Alaskans laughing at everyone

Scottish person who wishes their parks were as effective at killing tourists as ours are

A few NPS staffmembers saying the NPS is far, far too incompetent to wage any sort of large scale conspiracy about disappearances

Several death threats against David Paulides

People accusing me of being Bigfoot (I plead the fifth)

A group who got on a raft in a river assuming it would loop back around... like at a waterpark

Person recalling a time they saw a hiker "saved by monkeys" but did not elaborate on that

BISON

headspace-hotel

I met a girl last semester who volunteered at a national park for several years and she told a story of the time a facility that rehabilitates bear cubs had a lady pull up with a Black Bear in the back seat of her car because she had hit the bear with her car and drove an hour to the rehab facility with the bear in the car with her. They had to make a post that was like "PLEASE DO NOT BRING BEARS TO US. BEARS WILL KILL YOU"

chris-in-eugene

I will make one "correction" to this. The NPS is not too incompetent. While they do have a few people who are just that incompetent, the NPS overall is far too underfunded to pull of any large scale... anything.

They are doing their best to keep the parks from falling into complete and utter chaos. Anything more than that is just too much for their meager budget.

Now the military on the other hand....