LOS // AGELESS

Alta!r ! 11 ! Altern!a !'ve been al!ve for eleven slutty, slutty sweeps. [ dependent tyrian!sollux for cyberbent. ] [ nav ]

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[hotvampireadjacent]

THIS IS A REAL FUCKING AD I JUST GOT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[deepseamothermonster]

Hello.

I am Beautiful.

[grandwarlordradha]

[biolacis-blog]

@hosteriumfictus

[androidpriest-blog]

💖 take care of ur tech and itll take care of u 💖

[30minutememes]

[trollintheshell-blog]

WELCOME! TO CYBERBENT.COM

our timeline is full! feel free to peruse our cast of naughty techno gremlins:

terezi megido: @inverumlibertas equius nitram: played by sel! aradia captor: @apicultured gamzee vantas: @tincanfullofdirt kanaya leijon: @grandedameaupair nepeta maryam: played by kitty! eridan pyrope: @calumniare feferi serket: @dylidae vriska zahhak: played by zelne! tavros makara: @puermollis karkat ampora: @hosteriumfictus sollux peixes: @biolacis

feel free to look around the timeline blog, too!

[biolacis-blog]

So anyways how was everyone’s n!ght ton!ght, m!ne was really great, why don’t we talk about that!

[dii2owned-blog]

on a fiiguratiive level, how appropriiate ii2 iit two tell 2omeone two 2top talkiing about your ance2tor’2 diick2, ju2t curiiou2 my audiience of none.

[slimetony]

Had a dream that Daft Punk released a new song called “Feet” with bruno mars and pitchfork wrote an article titles”d “Why did Daft Punk write a song about feet”

[biolacis-blog]

@tincanfullofdirt

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[biolacis-blog]

@purrsniktey said:  If mew get around enyough ;pp

(K!cks my leg up !nto the a!r, hold!ng onto my ankle so my leg !s parallel w!th my body) ! don’t know a damn th!ng about that!

[purrsniktey-deactivated20230901]

MEWRE SO TALENTED IM SO PURROUD

[biolacis-blog]

(K!cks both legs up !nto the a!r and puts them beh!nd my head) Thank you, !’ve been pract!c!ng! 

[biolacis-blog]

(sollux peixes, sticking his leggy in the air) ii’m a hoe, but none of my friiend2 wiill let me be. (:«

[biolacis-blog]

trolljacksparrow:

fuck dude it sure is!!!

#howw do you do the things?

Numbers? Fuck, ! don’t know dude, but ! sure l!ke them!

[biolacis-blog]

@purrsniktey said:  If mew get around enyough ;pp

(K!cks my leg up !nto the a!r, hold!ng onto my ankle so my leg !s parallel w!th my body) ! don’t know a damn th!ng about that!

[biolacis-blog]

! mean, ! th!nk dat!ng s!ms are cute, but just…call them dat!ng s!ms.

[puermollis-blog]

tHAT’S FAIR, YOUR OPINIONS ARE SUPER VALID, BUT i FEEL LIKE THAT’S GOT SOME NEGATIVE CONNOTATIONS IN THE MIND OF THE AVERAGE CONSUMER, YOU KNOW?

[biolacis-blog]

No?

[trolljacksparrow]

im lightly drunk so i feel like tonight is the perfect night to talk about the elephant in the room…….accountants

[biolacis-blog]

[trolljacksparrow]

its you!!!

[biolacis-blog]

!t’s me!!