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nadaya ampora. captain of the galaxy's greatest pirate fleet i'm the goddamn dualscar i dont givve a fuck fucking fight me [[icon by official-spec sidebar by red /o/]]

[trolljacksparrow]

very important that yall look at my special little boy

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

HATE languages

- Physical violence

- Acts of disservice

- Words of malice

- Gift removing

- Wretched time

[everythingfox]

“gave my boy catnip for the first time last night. he ended up passed out in a taco bell bag. couldn’t be more proud.”

(Source)

[m3ws-moved-deactivated20240715]

In my opinion ? We should all be able to glow. Just a little bit. Just for a little while. Just maybe have a little bioluminescence. Just some light. As a treat.

[stability]

[dilophosaurid]

You guys keep sending people to assassinate me like lmao youre literally so obsessed with me its embarassing...

[trolljacksparrow]

#you know what nadaya this is a weirdly specific callout

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[weltenwellen]

Margaret Atwood, from “Eurydice”, Selected Poems II: 1976 - 1986

[trolljacksparrow]

consider this

[emberoops-archive]

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im teaching one of my cats to steal my second in commands pens to annoy her. like specifically her pens. its a wwork in progress

oh that is excellent. also, you followed me. hi nadaya!! your reputation precedes you!!!

so what kinds of pens are these?

[trolljacksparrow]

ayyyy hi ember!! haha, i hope youvve heard good things?

just basic black ink pens, but they're hers. she wwrites a lot of physical notes - mostly i just wwanna see if i can do it, you knoww? plus it might get her to relax about managing things.

man i wwish she had specific pens, like, sparkly or glittery or a specific colour, so i could bribe them wwith treats evvery time they bring me that kind of pen - that wwould make it so much easier actually? maybe thats a future gift! like customized pens, maybe fountainpens? but honestly this is just cause one of my darlings likes to steal already, so i thought hey wwhy not....but its kind of difficult to make the connection of "bring me one of bazs pens, get treat" wwhen you're a cat because i dont speak cat, so shes just......bringing me evvery pen on the ship.

[trolljacksparrow]

i think i might tenatively return soon

[thoodleoo]

i know basically nothing about hieroglyphs but what i can tell all of you is that this particular glyph is shaped like a Friend. thank you for coming to my tedtalk

[thatlittleegyptologist]

#i think this is an F-glyph? egyptologist friends let me know if im talking out my ass

Yes it’s the ‘horned viper’ sign (Gardiner sign I9) and most commonly used to write the masculine first person personal pronoun ‘he/him/his’ as =f 

Here is a real one!

It’s venomous, and the venom can cause hemorrhaging, but still friend shaped if you’re into bitey friends

[fageleh]

my pronouns are he/him/his (venomous)

[krindor]

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[trolljacksparrow]

behold a man

[emberoops-archive]

@trolljacksparrow hi!!!!!!

[trolljacksparrow]

hey! wwhats up?

[trolljacksparrow]

;//)

[valtsv]

you wanna hunt me for sport so bad it makes you look stupid

[theempathogen]

[trolljacksparrow]

@hereticalsym69ls