(?) Doug Will Remember That

Doug TWDG RP blog. OC and crossover friendly. Don't be shy, I seriously love talking to you all c: I don't hold back on RPs, so gore/violence/smut/all that shizzle might happen. Just go with the flow.

[actbelong]

                 “       I can’t do this alone, okay?                                          Is that what you want to hear?                                                                                                                                                                   Clem?                  “                                                                                                     Indie non-selective, non exclusive Jane

[biscuitsontoast]

"So what if I'm crazy? The best people are."

“Try telling THAT to a psychiatrist. I don’t think they accept that as a valid argument, but perhaps I’m just old fashioned.”

@itxnevergoingtoxtop

[smolentine-blog]

“Look, just.. stop treating me like a baby okay? I think I can handle myself.”

[biscuitsontoast]

“ I wouldn’t dream of treating you like a baby. Involves too much carrying-the-other-person-around. I’m treating you like an 11 year old, no?”

[biscuitsontoast]

The Walking Dead Themed sentences

((Some may or may not be actual lines from the show, comic and game))

"Give me a fucking break!"

"Try and help someone for once."

"We're all infected."

"Keep it down before the walkers hear you."

"At least you got to say goodbye!"

"I should fucking kill you right now."

"Fight the dead, fear the living."

"Sometimes, you gotta play a role... even if it means people you love hate you for it."

"I've been thinking, and I don't want to die."

"I maybe the one walking away but you're the one that's leaving."

(Feel free to add more if you want.!)

[biscuitsontoast]

Sex, Lies and Videotape

"I didn't have sex with that person."

"Bend over the back of that couch and let's see how loud you scream."

"I've found an interesting porno. Want to watch?"

"How DOES a human have sex with a mermaid?"

"Look, they're just a friend."

"Fuck me like one of your French whores."

"This hentai is absolutely ridiculous."

"I need you gasping and panting in bed right now."

"I'm just not that turned on. Sorry."

"I have never seen those pictures before."

"That can't be a comfortable position."

"Have we ever done it in the kitchen?"

"Is she going to stop sucking his cock anytime soon?"

"Why don't we make this a little more interesting and hire a good prostitute?"

"Yeah, I've had one night stands before. So what?"

"Want to head to the bedroom or shall we do it right here?"

"Just put it in me. All the way."

"I'm wondering how comfortable it is for those guys. Their legs HAVE to be cramping at this point."

"How much porn do you have on here?"

"I just want two guys sucking at my breasts while they finger me. Is that too much to ask?"

"I'm nice and hard for you, all you need to do is get on."

"Video? What video?"

"I just want to tie you down and do such NAUGHTY things to you."

"Everyone has a little kink, we just need to explore and find yours."

[biscuitsontoast]

Starter for savannah-rooftops

@savannah-rooftops

“I know it’s cheesy, but–”

“–I feel GRATE.”

[savannah-rooftops-deactivated20]

“…”

[biscuitsontoast]

“I actually feel pretty down in the dumps. But, y’know, always worth changing your emotional state to make a pun.”

[biscuitsontoast]

Melanie Martinez lyric starters

"God I wish I never spoke."

"I wanna make you mine but it's hard to say."

"I'm not a little kid now."

"So what if I'm crazy? The best people are."

"He chased me and he wouldn't stop."

"Sex don't sleep when the lights are off."

"Ha! You're blinded by her jewelry."

"I say, fuck your degree."

"I'm not a piece of cake for you to just discard."

"Do you like my cookies? Their made just for you."

"A little bit of sugar, but lots of poison too."

"You seem to replace your brain with your heart."

"You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down."

"But I don't fucking care."

"Your skin is warm like an oven."

"Your kiss is sugary sweet."

"Hush little baby. Drink your spoiled milk."

"It's my party and I'll cry if I want too!"

"I'm laughing, I'm crying, it feels like I'm dying."

"I laugh through my tears."

"They call me crybaby."

"Will I catch to love? I can never tell."

"Why did you steal my cotton candy heart?"

"Smile for the picture."

"Pose with your brother, won't you be a good sister/brother?"

"You don't love her."

"Stop lying with those words."

"She's getting on my nerves."

"Is pain beauty?"

"Does a new face come with a warranty?"

"No one will love you if you're unattractive."

"I love it when I hear you breathing."

"I hope to god you're never leaving."

"Syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup."

"All the makeup in world won't make you less insecure."

"If they say kill yourself then you will try it."

"I'm tired of being careful, damsel."

"Why do I always spill?"

"Now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap."

"Each shade from a different person's head."

"I'm fucking crazy, need my prescription filled."

"You can be Alice, I'll be the Mad Hatter."

[shaidis]

Anxiety

(+ used some screens of her as references).

[biscuitsontoast]

sam-fairbanks liked for a starter.

“I’m-- uh, I’m sorry, I wasn’t looking for any trouble. Really.”

@sam-fairbanks

[actressxjinri-deactivated201703]

Bedtime Headcanons 💤

§ = The character’s most common sleeping position?

∞ = What does the character usually wear to bed?

♔ = What size bed do they sleep on?

@ = Soft or hard mattress?

± = How many pillows does the character usually sleep on?

☀ = Lights on or off?

æ = Door open or closed?

♥ = Do they prefer to sleep alone? With a partner/stuffed companion?

ツ = Does the character steal the covers or has the covers stolen off them?

☯ = Any odd sleeping habits?

zzz  = Does the character snore? What does it sound like?

☁ = How often does the character dream?

☆ = Character’s best dream?

✖ = Does the character have nightmares?

☠ = Character’s worst nightmare?

☂ = Has the character ever had a wet dream?

回 = The weirdest dream the character has experienced?

❖ = Does the character lucid dream?

☾ = What time does the character usually sleep/wake up?

ϟ = Are they a light or heavy sleeper? Can they sleep through a lot of noise?

☎ = Do they suffer from a sleep disorder? (e.g. insomnia, night terrors, narcolepsy)

Ω = Has the character ever sleep walked before?

ღ = Are they comfortable sleeping in a bed that isn’t their own? (e.g. at hotels, other people’s homes, etc.)

❀ = Do they use stimulus to help them sleep? (e.g. candles, music, aromatherapy)

☮ = Ideal place to sleep? (impractical or otherwise. e.g. a pink fluffy marshmallow)

[biscuitsontoast]

           II  Independent RP blog for Doug from The Walking Dead Game  II

3+ years of roleplaying experience

Both OC and crossover friendly

Non selective, will RP with almost anybody.

Blog will contain many NSFW elements such as gore, smut, violence, etc. There are very few things I will refuse to RP so don’t be shy.

I’m very comfortable with the Doug that I RP as, however if something seems off to you then feel free to mention it, I’m always open to suggestions

Will only give away personal information to people who I feel comfortable with and who I have spent a decent amount of time RPing with.

[biscuitsontoast]

nctbitten liked for a starter.

“Wanna hear a joke about jump rope?”

“Nevermind, I’ll skip it.”

@nctbitten

[kill-the-ones-you-love]

hi

[telltalegames]

Amazing cosplay of Sam from ‘The Walking Dead: Michonne’!

[biscuitsontoast]

Starter for savannah-rooftops

@savannah-rooftops

“I know it’s cheesy, but--”

“--I feel GRATE.”

[leeeveretts]

[capspromos-deactivated20160826]

IF YOU ARE A TWD RPER

REBLOG IF YOU ARE A WALKING DEAD BLOG

I AM MAKING A MASTERLIST FOR ALL TWD BLOGS

canon or OC

(Note: If I’ve already reblogged your promo and you are not on this list, reblog this post. If you are on this list and do not wish to be, send me an ask and I will remove you/update url works the same.)

[nctbitten-a]

sarah’s death just DOESN’T MAKE SENSE TO ME. 

I’m sorry, but just… no. Alright, she was trapped under the wood thingies from the deck, but why on EARTH wouldn’t Luke jump down to help her? And Clementine??? They just give us the option to drop Jane, but the way I played that fcuking game?? Clem would have jumped. She was really close with Sarah and they were friends. I cried my heart out with that. Luke would have jumped, Mike would have been convinced to do the same, Jane and Bonnie would have killed walkers from up there while they saved her and Kenny, Jane and Bonnie would be more than enough to pull all of them to the deck again, since two of those people are kids and one is a very thin woman. just, ugh… And even after she dies is like “oh no, sarah die- THE BABY IS HERE, HA, JOY TO THE WORLD”. 

i still don’t get the hate for sarah. she has anxiety and she is prone to panic attacks, something that I just thought people on TUMBLR of all places would understand (given that 90% of you seem to have fifty mental illnesses and don’t like to be invalidated). 

she deserved better. anyone that thinks or says like “oh thank god she died she was so annoying” can please unfollow me, i want nothing to do with you.