[kropotkindersurprise]

September 22 2020 - A Hillsboro man convicted to 6 months for drug possession managed to make his escape from the courthouse. A cop trying to stop him gave himself broken ribs and a concussion and had to be taken to hospital, while the hero of our story managed a clean getaway and is still on the loose. [video]

[canadian-marxist]

I’ve watched this over and over again and I laugh every time

[emiliusthegreat]

I’m still trying to figure out what he was hoping to achieve by diving headfirst over the banister like that.

[strawberry-crocodile]

Bold of you to assume cops have any thought process other than “im a cool action hero”

[pileofknives]

Rolling down the stairs like a fucking slab of ham lmao

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

[shock]

accepting that you’re objectively weird & owning it is infinitely better than being constantly desperate to appear normal to people who don’t even matter to you

[cocainemosss]

Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.

[eatelonmusk-deactivated20231217]

no offense op but this is the least relatable post on this entire website

[honeydotes-deactivated20210606]

It took a few months, but my positive horror series is finally finished! A silly little project I started late September ended up with 14 images and rekindling my love of horror!

And as always, these designs can be purchased as stickers, prints, bags, pillows and more on my Redbubble store! 

[naamahdarling]

These are INCREDIBLE.

[bisexualjeanhavoc]

i'm gonna be deleting this blog and making a new one mutuals DM me if u want the new one

[bakwaaas]

enemies to lovers romance between me and myself

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lesblep]

take my quiz if you want to feel sad about yourself

there are ten results, all colours, and no pop culture questions whatsoever.

[fromthecrypt]

[kankinko]

[radiojamming]

Your sailor nickname is [what color your shirt is] [your first pet’s name]. You are [phone battery percentage] years old. Your ship is the HMS [last thing you ate].

[nuevasformas]

whats the pettiest reason youve blocked someone for. i block people for using words like doggo etc it pisses me off so bad. or if theyre mildly unfunny. i just dont want them in my life ♡

[genvy]

“large chests are not inherently sexual and they need to be desexualized, especially since many people with large chests are underage and sexualized by default because of the natural state of their bodies” and “99% of character designs where the character has a large chest, especially underage ones, are matters of blatant fetishization and not an attempt to normalize the body type” are realities that can and should exist

[o-kurwa]

[solidsnake]

[catcrumb]

[rpth]

bella

[serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty]