[fromthecrypt]

amarkofcain -> fromthecrypt

[ashtabharya-deactivated20240717]

[guiigemar]

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

[tenderlypressed]

[fromthecrypt]

i have never & will never ask my boyfriend is he mad at me because i'm too sexy to be mad at

[magpie-trove]

“Do it afraid” I do everything that way! I’d like to do it normal for once thanks!

[pseudomantis]

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

[toskarinarchive]

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

[magi-magi-tamamoland-chan]

the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!

[mournfulroses]

Anaïs Nin, from a diary entry featured in The Diary of Anais Nin, Vol. 3. (1923-1927)

[damazcuz]

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

[metaphorparadox]

been reading the first book and i forgot how fucked up kryten’s origin story is

[fellator]

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

[abyssaldyke]

Cesare the somnambulist was only 23... he should've been at the club

[stlamb]

[lil-peebo]

I used to see this image all the time in December but now literally nobody cares. We as a society have forgotten him. All he wanted was to offer us a nice treat and what did we do? We abandoned him. Hell has taken refuge in our hearts and its fires have burned to ash all warmth and love. We should be ashamed.

[kaylmao]

the public transportation pervert gets off at every stop

[valtsv]

casual wear (splattered with blood) vs. evening wear (drenched in blood)

[chewbacca]