Have a Bite

Musings of a Goblin with so many FO's it drives me nuts. This is not a request blog, but I don't mind occasional asks or ramblings about stuff. 26 and going places very slowly

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My Bite is Far Worse

🔺Call me Bite. Im a 28 year old retail worker trying to do some fanfiction on the side so I don't go insane. This blog is mostly for my rambles and thoughts about my own FO's or whatever OC's I have that I make for Reader Inserts and the like.

🔺Mostly I write, but I do draw and will share the more Self Insert style pieces I make here.

◾Writing is infrequent and tends to take weeks at a time. I am doing my best to go faster but it's an uphill battle for me as I try to relearn how to enjoy things.

🔺This Blog is 18+. Any Minors will be blocked on sight and bonked off the internet.

→Requests are infrequent and limited. Not every ask will inspire← me and not every character will be written about, as some simply do not catch my interest. I will, however, do my best →with what I am invested in.←

✦Dubcon and Noncon are on shaky terms with me but I will be willing to do a few so long as they are within reason.

✦Please keep respectful in the askbox. I don't care for fandom drama or shipping discourse of any kind.

✦Everything is tagged according to the directive below.

✦Please just be respectful and don't demand me to finish things. I work on my own schedule and if you try to force me I will just stop altogether.

✦Main Interests✦

Dragon Ball

Submas

Legacy of Kain

Darkest Dungeon

Darksiders

✦Master List✦

✦Vegeta:

Kissing HCs

Flirting HCs

Service Duty (one-shot)

Time Skip (one-shot)

✦Goku:

Yandere HC (tw: gore)

Flirting HC

✦Ingo:

As a Parent HCs

Personal HC

Hand HC (Warden Ingo)

Take a Moment, Lead My Hand (one-shot)

✦Emmet:

As a Parent HCs

Response to Insult HC

Personal HC

Unsure (short)

✦Submas:

For the Hive

✦Series:

[System Spark] (Animatronic!SubmasXReader)

The Blood Quickens! (Dismas/Reader SMUT)

✦General HCs and HC shorts under the jawbones tag.

I am also on Ao3

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-playing Xenoverse, runs across the dialogue of Bardock admitting that dealing with kids isn't so bad since he never got the chance to be with Kakarot-

-holds him by the scruff kicking and squirming in front of you- this man has a breeding kink

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Something I wish abt discord is that it lets you preview servers before you join. Like if you're not sure abt what's going on and that it might not be something you want you can just pop in, take a look, then leave without it alerting anyone.

[hollowsummitzealot]

[neogohann]

[jaes-aerie]

‼️Watch Out‼️

You’re not alone in there…

(zooms 👁🦷 under the cut)

[rykundsz-art]

Beego Blue

[masenkoha]

[mobpsycho100]

[vegetadaily]

[vegetadaily]

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I have been aggressively consuming Bardock content for 5 days

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You think Goku has ever gotten fleas-

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Every time I see an artist draw Saiyans with more hair I lose some faith in humanity

Why are you booing me I'm right-

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I feel like changing my blog theme

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Funny thought.

Bardock cannot stand cold water. It's on the level of Vegeta with worms, he will have an aneurysm if he gets splashed with it. Especially across his neck and back.

He can handle walking through it and the cold itself, but the second some gets so much as trickled down his back he's leaping away with a very unserious yelp while his tail puffs up like a cat. Instant indignant yelling about how much of an asshole you are and to shut up and stop laughing at him.

You're lucky you're cute, otherwise he would have blasted you for that.

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-slaps Ellipsus file- this bad boy can fit SO MUCH emotionally constipated Saiyan into it