Ben’s Bad Dad Jokes

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What do horny birds do when they can't get a date?

Cloud seeding

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What do you call a nanny's breasts?

An au pair of tits

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How does a penis respond to a party invitation?

It RSVPees

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What dating site do cow's use?

Tinder-loin

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What do you call an grumpy eastern European who didn't get his dinner?

Hangarian

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What is a Vulcan's favorite vegetable?

Spock Choy

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Why do boxers give the best speeches?

They always keep it brief

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What kind of underwear does Michael Myers wear?

Fruit of the Loomis

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What does Doctor Who cook with when he runs out of butter?

Time Lard

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Who is Doctor Who's nemesis at the sex club?

The Master-bator

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What do serial killers wear to the gym?

SpanDexter

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Where do cows go on holiday?

Nowhere, they prefer a steak-cation

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Where does Santa buy clothes for naughty kids?

Kohls

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What does a restaurant give you are asked to leave and never come back?

A banish-mint

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Did you hear they are making a Star Wars version of The Sound of Music?

It's inspired by the memoir of the famous Maria von 'it's a Trapp'

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What is a nude models favorite condiment?

Areoli sauce

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I asked AI to write my paper on the 2015 Paris Accords and how is influenced climate change policy, but due to a typo I got a 15 page paper on how the Accordion influenced Paris culture in the 20th century