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What do horny birds do when they can't get a date?
Cloud seeding
What do you call a nanny's breasts?
An au pair of tits
How does a penis respond to a party invitation?
It RSVPees
What dating site do cow's use?
Tinder-loin
What do you call an grumpy eastern European who didn't get his dinner?
Hangarian
What is a Vulcan's favorite vegetable?
Spock Choy
Why do boxers give the best speeches?
They always keep it brief
What kind of underwear does Michael Myers wear?
Fruit of the Loomis
What does Doctor Who cook with when he runs out of butter?
Time Lard
Who is Doctor Who's nemesis at the sex club?
The Master-bator
What do serial killers wear to the gym?
SpanDexter
Where do cows go on holiday?
Nowhere, they prefer a steak-cation
Where does Santa buy clothes for naughty kids?
Kohls
What does a restaurant give you are asked to leave and never come back?
A banish-mint
Did you hear they are making a Star Wars version of The Sound of Music?
It's inspired by the memoir of the famous Maria von 'it's a Trapp'
What is a nude models favorite condiment?
Areoli sauce
I asked AI to write my paper on the 2015 Paris Accords and how is influenced climate change policy, but due to a typo I got a 15 page paper on how the Accordion influenced Paris culture in the 20th century