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I’m not unlucky, I swear (they/them)

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Guess what, chat. I’m not straight. Or cis. Yay.

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They call me AAA

Or they should

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Black Cat offical, there are many acronyms that are AAA, could you specify which one you are?

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Agender, asexual, aromantic

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I know it’s been a while. I was sleeping.

Anyway, one of my classes literally requires me to use ChatGPT for assignments and I want to murder someone.

Fuck AI.

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I haven’t done anything in weeks and the fans still can’t stay away.

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I get less done all day than most people get done by 9:30. Which is weird, because I usually wake up between 5:30 and 6:30 in the morning.

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I have so much to do *does nothing*

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I will be over this cold tomorrow. Manifest with me, chat.

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Ending my break to obsess over the fact that I saw Kpop Demon Hunters in theaters today. It was so fun! I told the stupid ten-year-olds sitting next to me to shut up, spent too much money on snacks, and, most importantly, saw my favorite freaking movie ever in theaters. To anyone who doesn't have this opportunity, haha, in your face.

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I have the strange urge to be productive right now. Don't worry, it'll pass.

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Me: repetitively tells people I’m not okay, hoping they’ll finally fucking listen

Them: everyone’s tired, you’re just being a hypochondriac, get over yourself, stop being so melodramatic

Me: Oh, okay. I must just be lying for attention, I just need to get over it

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I want to kill baby. Specifically @infant-offical That bitch is crazy.

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I’m not crazy!!! They finally let me out of the psyche ward!!! Doesn’t that prove I’m sane???

I’m inside your mattress 😊

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*psych

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I wouldn’t go to sleep tonight if I was you, unless you have someone to keep watch

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That won’t be a problem. I don’t sleep. Haha, insomnia

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I want to kill baby. Specifically @infant-offical That bitch is crazy.

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I’m not crazy!!! They finally let me out of the psyche ward!!! Doesn’t that prove I’m sane???

I’m inside your mattress 😊

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*psych

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I want to kill baby. Specifically @infant-offical That bitch is crazy.

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Me: I never get any notifications :(

Also me: Mutes all my Discord servers, puts my phone on do not disturb, turn off notifications or deletes apps that notify me, never talks to anyone, murders anyone who even greets me

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Quick, Tumblr! Give me book recommendations! This is not a drill! I need book recommendations in the next five hours! Before it’s too late!!!

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You took too long. I hope you’re proud of yourselves.

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Quick, Tumblr! Give me book recommendations! This is not a drill! I need book recommendations in the next five hours! Before it’s too late!!!

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This blog is so funny because everyone cares about little things like my sexuality but no one cares when I get hit by a car.

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New obsession unlocked: SPY X FAMILY

It’s so so so good! It makes me so happy. I love being happy!