Gods favorite helper

I am an archangel. I do not have a preference for any pronouns, as my true pronouns are too gender-confirming for mortals to comprehend. ooc: I am a minor! and not religious. although I do like research and so I will try to research any religious thing i post about. although I may get it wrong.

[archangel-raphael-offical]

🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻

sunflower seed gift for bird. there is no actual seed emoji

I appreciate this.

[satan-offical]

All the super important angels and stuff are in the Divine Court rn deciding when the Rapture should happen and they invited me for some reason

I'm like infinitely more powerful than them and I'm still intimidated, they all look like birds ... :(

[archangel-raphael-offical]

We do not look like birds. Birds look like us.

[archangel-raphael-offical]

Thoughts on Gabriel's beef with that one robot?

I do not often think about Gabriel's consumption of specific meat products. I do not know which robot you are referencing, nor do I know how this robot is related to Gabriel's food preferences.

[sirsamueloflydia]

I meant his extreme hatred for the machine of war that kicked his ass in Hell. What are your thoughts on it?

[archangel-raphael-offical]

Gabriel has not yet informed me of such events.

[archangel-gabriel-offical]

ohhh my gooddd THAT WASNT ME THATS A DIFFERENT GABRIEL RRRAAAGGGHHHHH

[archangel-raphael-offical]

I see.

[satan-offical]

It's pride month

You know what that means

What

Do you mean to make like, gay posts

What

[archangel-raphael-offical]

Sibling, correct me if my information is false, but I do believe that you already make gay posts?

[satan-offical]

I could make gayer posts, Raphael, don't underestimate me

[pixelguy47]

[archangel-raphael-offical]

I apologize. I do not doubt your ability to make very gay tumblr posts.

[satan-offical]

It's pride month

You know what that means

What

Do you mean to make like, gay posts

What

[archangel-raphael-offical]

Sibling, correct me if my information is false, but I do believe that you already make gay posts?

[archangel-raphael-offical]

Thoughts on Gabriel's beef with that one robot?

I do not often think about Gabriel's consumption of specific meat products. I do not know which robot you are referencing, nor do I know how this robot is related to Gabriel's food preferences.

[sirsamueloflydia]

I meant his extreme hatred for the machine of war that kicked his ass in Hell. What are your thoughts on it?

[archangel-raphael-offical]

Gabriel has not yet informed me of such events.

[archangel-raphael-offical]

I like cheese :)

This information will be of great use to me. I am thankful for it.

[archangel-raphael-offical]

Thoughts on Gabriel's beef with that one robot?

I do not often think about Gabriel's consumption of specific meat products. I do not know which robot you are referencing, nor do I know how this robot is related to Gabriel's food preferences.

[archangel-raphael-offical]

Do you have any powers? I know you can heal people and smite people but do you have any others?

-🪻

Yes.

[shipper-offical]

HEAR ME OUT NOW

@archangel-raphael-offical x @james-offical.

I came up with this in a vc once.

— mod of @state-of-utah-offical

…I actually kinda see it

@archangel-raphael-offical how does this make u feel..

[archangel-raphael-offical]

I do not quite understand the question that is being asked.

[archangel-raphael-offical]

//Hello. It has offically been a year since I made this blog. I love this community so, so much. There's so many things that I wanted to say, but I forgot them all. Thank you to everyone who has been here. Again, there was something I was going to say, but I forgot. Oops. Making this blog was an amazing decision, one that I am so, so glad that I made.

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[pukicho]

There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.

[thefoxboy]

@evilwizard

[evilwizard]

don’t involve me in this…

[kilgarraghforever]

@theshitpostcalligrapher ?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[dragon-in-spirit]

@teaboot ?

[teaboot]

☹️

[fiveracooooonsinatrenchcoat]

@electronicmail ?

[electronicmail]

pass

[catjar91]

@satan-offical

[satan-offical]

There are other celebrities you know

[debrisha]

@archangel-raphael-offical

[archangel-raphael-offical]

I have 395 followers on this website. I doubt that qualifies, although, I do appreciate your faith.

[satan-offical]

Today I free-style rapped in drama here's what I said:

Hey hey hey hey

I'm abolishing homework, I'm abolishing school

I hate all of you, and I hate gay people

And I'm also, abolishing classes

Shoving all the pencils up the teachers asses

I hate everyone, and I hate you

You're a loser, and a poo

As school prefect, I'm the best

I hate gay people and I'm the best

[archangel-raphael-offical]

Sibling, I thought you were a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

[satan-offical]

(pretend you know who I'm talking about please)

GUYS SO BASICALLY SOPHIE GOT TOGETHER WITH LAURENS WHICH IS CRAZY CAUSE NO ONE KNEW THEY WERE TALKING BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THAT SOPHIE IS THE GIRL WHO CAM WAS CHEATING ON WITH WHEN HE WAS WITH MEL (EVEN THOUGH IT WAS COMMON KNOWLEDGE CAM AND MEL WERE TOGETHER) WHICH MEANS THAT SOPHIE AND CAM BROKE UP FOR SOME REASON AND NOW SOPHIE IS DATING LAURENS

[archangel-gabriel-offical]

HOLY SHIT DEADASS??????????

[archangel-raphael-offical]

This is quite an interesting turn of events.

[satan-offical]

Satan they terminated a good chunk of the officalverse

What do we do

We cry

[archangel-gabriel-offical]

sob:(

[archangel-raphael-offical]

// all we can do for now is have the terminated appeal their accounts. Please stay safe, everyone. You are all loved and appreciated.

[archangel-raphael-offical]

There!

Hello, Opinion On Onions. I have seen your most recent post. I appreciate the compliment. You are a good allium cepa.

[freakasaurus-rex]

why did i open this

[oddcabinboy]

sounds like something my buddy Pandora would say

[archangel-gabriel-offical]

true lol

[freakasaurus-rex]

ARCHAGNEL GARBIELL???

[archangel-gabriel-offical]

FREAKASAURSU RECS???

[azazel-the-fifth]

hey guys are we opening pandoras box over here

[archangel-gabriel-offical]

yeah apparently

[archangel-uriel-offical]

Oh dude, I opened that a month ago, it was full of pickle jars filled with fruits that aren’t pickles

[archangel-gabriel-offical]

D A W G W H A T

[archangel-uriel-offical]

Never send to know for whom the Pickler pickles, she pickles for thee

[archangel-gabriel-offical]

what are you even saying dude</3

[archangel-uriel-offical]

By the pricking of my thumbs

Something pickled this way comes

[archangel-gabriel-offical]

how do you even know macbeth

[archangel-uriel-offical]

GOD FORBID I KNOW STUFF

[archangel-raphael-offical]

What do you mean, sibling? God does not forbid that, I just talked with Her.