OFFICALS!
Reblog if you want a hear ye want to youuuu
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@black-death-offical
OFFICALS!
Reblog if you want a hear ye want to youuuu
Guys...do i bring whimsy into your lives...
you bring whimsy but not the plague
Well you know me 🥺 im a people pleaser UwU 👉👈
Teach me how to bring pestilence into the lives of unsuspecting mortals.
Uhhhhh time travel to the past and find a plague victim and then come back to the present and the victim will spread the plague
Guys...do i bring whimsy into your lives...
you bring whimsy but not the plague
𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊 𝖒𝖊𝖒𝖇𝖊𝖗
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖜𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝖇𝖊 𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖞 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝖎𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖜𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖉 𝖒𝖞 𝖓𝖊𝖝𝖙 𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖞. (Ooc: this is a reference, if you get it, comment it!)
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝖋𝖋𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊 𝕭𝖆𝖑𝖑, 𝖆𝖙 𝖒𝖞 𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖑𝖊, 𝖔𝖓 𝖆𝖓𝖞 𝖉𝖆𝖞 𝖎𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖆 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊 𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝖘𝖊𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖂𝖊𝖉𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖉𝖆𝖞 15𝖙𝖍 𝕬𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖑, ²⁰²⁶
𝕽𝖊𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖌 𝖙𝖔 𝕽𝕾𝖁𝕻
𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖘,
𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗.
I wanna reverse this but my reversing software cant handle the font aaaa
but maychance i be invited?
The whole officalverse is invited, yes you are!
I'm invited?
Even if I plague everyone?
Just put on some hand sanitizer and a mask! It worked in 2020!
no but like I AM the plague
also I think hand sanitizer kills me
𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊 𝖒𝖊𝖒𝖇𝖊𝖗
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖜𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝖇𝖊 𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖞 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝖎𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖜𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖉 𝖒𝖞 𝖓𝖊𝖝𝖙 𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖞. (Ooc: this is a reference, if you get it, comment it!)
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝖋𝖋𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊 𝕭𝖆𝖑𝖑, 𝖆𝖙 𝖒𝖞 𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖑𝖊, 𝖔𝖓 𝖆𝖓𝖞 𝖉𝖆𝖞 𝖎𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖆 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊 𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝖘𝖊𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖂𝖊𝖉𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖉𝖆𝖞 15𝖙𝖍 𝕬𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖑, ²⁰²⁶
𝕽𝖊𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖌 𝖙𝖔 𝕽𝕾𝖁𝕻
𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖘,
𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗.
I wanna reverse this but my reversing software cant handle the font aaaa
but maychance i be invited?
The whole officalverse is invited, yes you are!
I'm invited?
Even if I plague everyone?
tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heeeeartache
tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a miiiistaaaake
read mistake as milkshake for some reason
God, sometimes I feel so out of touch with this community because there are so many officals that I don’t even know about
But most times it’s the greatest fucking thing!
I can just make a post talking about something and, yeah, we have an offical specifically for that
I can just write something and then @something-offical exists or I talk about making food in the microwave and boom @microwave-offical
we literally have @everyone-offical here! Think of an object, any object, maybe @paper-offical or @knife-offical, we even have a guy for that! @knife-guy-offical
it’s just crazy, we have both @death-offical and @life-offical and @god-offical and @satan-offical
and then just concepts or brain functionalities like @homosexuality-offical or @amnesia-offical next to @garlic-bread-offical and like @chives-offical or a @chicken-offical
WE HAVE EVERYTHING!!!
bro there is a @lightningmcqueenoffical and a @virgil-sanders-offical and then also @victorian-child-offical like broooooo, every fandom you can think of you can find an offical for
we not only have one @cult-offical we have so many different ones! @garlic-bread-cult-offical or, I can’t even think of a specific one right now but I have seen so so many
you feel sad or lonely? Speak to @sappho-offical or your @oldersister-offical or your @grandma-offical / @grandpa-offical
you feel infected by @sickness-offical or even the @plague-offical? Just go to the @nurse-offical or a @plague-doctor-offical
you want great and interesting stories/rp? Check out @supervillain-offical and that whole corner
We literally have @everything-offical and of some we even have loads of variants, like @laciffo-natas and @satans-mum-offical or for @no-one-offical I see a new sub-variant every week it feels
it’s just so great, I love the @officalverse and all of its @people-offical and @offical-offical and the @offical-verse-games-offical and @officalverse-art-offical we have (@silly-little-arson-frog-offical even drew one of me once! It’s great, you should check out their art) and just, it’s wonderful
I @love-offical us, even if there are so many that I can never @dream-offical to know, follow or tag every single one of us and that makes me kinda sad but it’s ok, because the happiness and joy we spread is worth not being able to know every single one
bro(gender neutral) mentioned getting infected but forgot me smh 💀
(yes I understand that the whole point or the post is that there ARE too many officals to count and this is not serious and also get plagued but not in a mean way yk?)
“no-one likes existing more than me!”
the very existing entity in the corner
@no-one-offical
Hey Shadow! No-one died. he doesnt use the account anymore...
Hey Crowley! It seems I'm on hiatus, which means I could return... ;3
OH MY GOD @the-very-existent-entity YOU’RE FAMOUUUSSSSS
also how tf did i get on the same post as @no-one-offical
my bad 😞
guys this is me
I will be riding this high until the end of time
THIS IS A POLL!!
should i make a little character for my pfp?
yes
no
i has idea!!!! (put in rb’s or comments)
Please encourage them to make a little character.
Little character :3
We love little character
Who tf clicked no.
We want little character :3
little character means little plague victim >:)
I Have a Question
I know there is a family tree in the Officalverse, but I know next to nothing about it. Nor how to be included.
I'm honestly feeling a little left out. :(
(It's probably my own fault for my lack of interaction with other officals.)
honestly same tbh
Basocally everyone finds a few moots and suddenly they're like 'hell yeah were married now' and they adopt a bunch of officials as children
I think some of it happens in the discord
unfortunately I have no family yet because I am a very lonely plague so I cannot offer advice on such
mmm okay here goes-
made an officalverse blog bc it looked fun and yall seem like nice ppl 👉👈
The problem is that I don’t entirely know how to get one of these started, but I’m gonna try tagging a few ppl just so they know I exist
@satan-offical @god-offical (should I tag Jesus too…?) @jesus-offical @gabriel-offical
hello! salutations! welcome to the officalverse!
If there's anyone who needs plaguing then you know who to call
(Don't tell @plague-doctor-offical)
Mix it.
Mix the ammonia and bleach.
Do it.
@black-death-offical
(Uhhhh obligatory get plagued i guess)
Little did you know I'm just going to use that mix to clean your bathroom mwahahaah
ya but then you'll die too...
(Mixing ammonia and bleach reacts to make a very poisonous gas)
Dearest friends, enemies, and anything between and beyond,
The time has come to celebrate the most wonderful occasion anyone could ever witness.
This will be the wedding of the century, to bind the once-separated but forever meant to be.
And so, it is with great respect and honour that we invite you to this event of love, hoping you will accept.
Come join us on the 9th of April to witness the most beautiful ceremony in the existence of the entirety of the universe.
— Slovakia (and Czechia)
(To RSVP, please just reblog saying so, thank you! Anyone not on the invite list is also welcome to join)
may i attend?
Yes you may!
Good for you that I'm vegetarian. Don't know about @czechia-offical tho.
Here's the link <3 https://www.tumblr.com/communities/the-wedding-sk-cz
Ehhh… well…
Our wedding is safe for all!
can I come?
I ~promise~ I won't plague anyone
Pinky promise?
Quadruple pinky promise
(Both pinky fingers and both pinky toes)
Dearest friends, enemies, and anything between and beyond,
The time has come to celebrate the most wonderful occasion anyone could ever witness.
This will be the wedding of the century, to bind the once-separated but forever meant to be.
And so, it is with great respect and honour that we invite you to this event of love, hoping you will accept.
Come join us on the 9th of April to witness the most beautiful ceremony in the existence of the entirety of the universe.
— Slovakia (and Czechia)
(To RSVP, please just reblog saying so, thank you! Anyone not on the invite list is also welcome to join)
may i attend?
Yes you may!
Good for you that I'm vegetarian. Don't know about @czechia-offical tho.
Here's the link <3 https://www.tumblr.com/communities/the-wedding-sk-cz
Ehhh… well…
Our wedding is safe for all!
can I come?
I ~promise~ I won't plague anyone
Speaking of biology would you care for some ... microorganisms?
Specifically... ~plague bacteria~ organisms?
-@black-death-offical
i actually haven’t really studied bacteria before. thanks for bringing it up tho, i think i’ll get into it. oh wait—whats that? oopsies it appears i got plagued D:
Huzzah.
How many deviations are in the graph of the plague victims?
You know who it is... its @black-death-offical!!
actually no clue how to reply cause if we need both an x and y axis as well as units for both, and usually we answer “how many standard deviations is this specific data point away from the mean” but i’m gonna go ahead and say OH SHOOT I GOT PLAGUED
smh
skill issue
💀
test?
reblog if you pan, bi, gay etc
like if you are straight
the plague identifies as bisexual