"Well, Shit Happens"

"So biii biii, Miss American Pie!" / Jack of all fandoms.

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[gyarugore-deactivated20260130-d]

[nonbinary-bosmer]

These were too good to let stay hidden in the notes

[lovesthesmarty]

First two have good trigger discipline. Not Notsomuch number three in line.

[ralfmaximus]

Number Three is ready to kill

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s fascinating hearing how other people think. My dad says he has to think of a full sentence word for word before he says it whereas I don’t know what I’m gonna say until I’ve already said it.

[radioretro]

[willgrahamscock]

some of you need to internalize this concept

[ripempezardexerox]

[swarnpert]

[victusinveritas]

[futurebird]

The "B" is *not* for "buses"

Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)

[buttpoems]

[guardian-angle22]

wombats! ↳ for @carlos-tk 💜(wanted to give you a little something to smile at today)

[simkaye]

Pride prints are back in stock but leaving soon! 🐹🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[hotvampireadjacent]

[beggars-opera]

Everyone in this family is hilarious no notes

[andthepeople]

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

[kaelio]

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[ozempicofficial]