Fake Black Books Episode Generator

hi i'm hel (ce/cir). original posts are tagged #fake plots. submit your episode ideas in ask :) this blog is currently on semi-hiatus as my black books hyperfixation is dormant.

[octoberblood-deactivated2023080]

[oftwodarkmoons]

I ate all your bees!

[aleks91slnk]

[oochilka]

Morning mood

[aleks91slnk]

[britcommentaries]

Black Books: The Big Lock-Out - (Bill Bailey, Tamsin Greig, Dylan Moran)

[captmelbourne]

what is it about summer that makes girls more beautiful, i literally walk around town like bernard black being afflicted by girl disease

[captmelbourne]

[blackbooksdaily]

[nephrosoupp]

BERN

[nephrosoupp]

they’re attempting to confront the thing

[hsuyu]

Black Books

好喜歡老闆

[hsuyuart]

BLACK BOOKS 8 bit Fan Art <3

[ginkashino]

local angry man steals my heart

[daisies-and-internal-screaming]

I’m 100% convinced that if black books was made today, Bernard would be non binary and/or canonically bisexual.

[blackbooksbot]

it’s kind of implied already that he is bisexual though.

[muttdogbaby]

Watching black books is incredible I’ve never ever wanted to completely uproot my life and move to London to smoke and drink excessively before and now it’s all I think about. I bought a hair scissors and plan to cut it short. Is this what gods plan looks like? I own a black duster coat now

[blackbooksdaily]

[jam3sacaster]

started watching this tonight n absolutely fell in love with dylan moran playing bernard xx

[jam3sacaster]

absolutely in love w you xxx

chain-smoking, misanthropic, excessive drinker who’s always reading x

(can you tell i’ve just started watching black books)