Neil DeGrasse Tyson The White Wizard

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I need friends like this

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Omg

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I need friends like this

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This picture defines how I use the internet.

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Vine needs to be stopped

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Spitted my whole water out, fam.

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Get the tajin and you have yourself some porn

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This is so relaxing to watch.

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Why your sign sucks:

Aries: You yell too much

Taurus: You never share

Gemini: You think lying is okay

Cancer: Apparently nothing is ever your fault

Leo: You're always asleep

Virgo: You think you're clean but you have dirty socks everywhere

Libra: You think you're nice because you solved the problems you caused

Scorpio: You're Regina George

Sagittarius: You try too hard at dumb things

Capricorn: You don't flush the toilet

Aquarius: You're nicer to strangers than your own friends?!?

Pisces: You're almost always putting on an act

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how woke bloggers be blogging

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sign that will understand you 100%

Aries: Leo

Taurus: Scorpio

Gemini: Sagittarius

Cancer: Capricorn

Leo: Aries

Virgo: Aquarius

Libra: Pisces

Scorpio: Taurus

Sagittarius: Gemini

Capricorn: Cancer

Aquarius: Virgo

Pisces: Libra

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I ain’t scare

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Tumblr vs ACTUAL horoscopes

Tumblr Aries: HARDCORE !!!!

Irl Aries: a fucking whining baby

Tumblr Taurus: Strong and Loyal :))

Irl Taurus: a mess of a human

Tumblr Gemini: Our Enemy

Irl Gemini: Our Enemy

Tumblr Cancer: sweet and kind and sympathetic :)

Irl Cancer: Satan

Tumblr Leo: Loud and proud!!!

Irl Leo: won't get anything done

Tumblr Virgo: sophisticated and polite

Irl Virgo: a bitch

Tumblr Libra: Straightforward and cool!

Irl Libra: doesn't know shit

Tumblr Scorpio: mysterious and dangerous

Irl Scorpio: big cat

Tumblr Sagittarius: Nice all the time

Irl Sagittarius: will kill you

Tumblr Capricorn: Setting out for the best!!!

Irl Capricorn: in bed eating discount brand cheese puffs

Tumblr Aquarius: uwu baby

Irl Aquarius: ARE YOFU FUCKING REDAD Y TO PARTY

Tumblr Pisces: a fish

Irl Pisces: a shitty fish

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