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@blackhole-anon
Even Holes Have Rules
This is an 18+ space. I am here to have fun, make bad jokes, and laugh. I do not feel comfortable interacting with minors, and if your age is not in your bio I WILL NOT RESPOND TO YOU
Asks are on for now, just curious. Please don’t make me regret this.
I will literally not RP an NSFW scene. This is LITERALLY a black hole. Where are my hands?! Heavy innuendo though is my JAM.
I will tolerate absolutely no hate. None. You spread hate I block you.
Hello there Wade, or Mr. Wilson! I am the sentient hole of tumblr. I am here doing research on hole filling. You see, as a sentient hole I have no appendages to be able to assist in the filling of my hole and in order to stay warm, I must be full at all times. My preference is jelly beans but many others have suggested things like cake, cream, and really anything sticky to make sure my walls are coated. It's really important since I don't generate heat. So, *clicks pen and flips open notebook* can I count on you to be one of my research assistants?
So let me get this straight, you want to be filled with jelly beans but are open to suggestions on other methods as long as they're sticky?
Before I answer could you tell me how big you are and if you are familiar with the concept of love burps?
Oh I am bottomless! My hole expands and contracts, like all sentient holes, but it's depth is unknown. Hence why I need assistance filling it. We are but a peaceful species and only wish to make friends, allies really. Anything sticky works! Marshmallows are another favorite of mine. I also request rubbing the items along my rim, I have tiny little tasting holes there and would love to know what's going into me. The best word in your language that can describe that process is called, rimming.
*flips through my notebook and furrows my hole in confusion* no one has explained this scientific concept to me yet. Is it something I should know about human holes for my research?!
looks around to see if Ashton Kutcher is about to jump out
You would like me to rim you and fill you with sticky substances? Is this because I like George Micheal? Did someone tell you this was the best way to get my attention?
I have many questions my hole buddy. Do you have a name or shall I just call you Hole? Did you know there is a band called Hole? One of them is a very naughty girl though.
I mean only if you agree to be my research assistant. Consent in all aspects is important and where I come from not receiving consent is punishable by death. You don't have to be one of my research assistants Mr. Wilson, but if you think that those sentient mounds will treat you better with their selfish jelly bean hoarding lumps you are out of your mind.
You may call me Hole, or friend. I respond to either. I am unfamiliar with the term "band" is that what humans call the sentient hole colony? That wouldn't make sense though since holes are genderless and would never be described as "a very naughty girl." I might have to do more research.
I need more information, how much does it pay? What happens if I get called away on a job and who else have you got on your staff? I can't work with Magneto again, he keeps getting mad at me for aiming swords at him when he's in fridge magnet mode.
Well, compensation would be in sentient hole currency which are gummy worms and cookie dough. I have plenty of research assistants so if you're called away no matter, though if you do have some news to report I implore you to do so as soon as possible so I can write it down! I do not know a Magneto, or what "fridge magnet mode" is but I do request keeping all sharp objects away from my hole. Each sentient hole has built in security coding and if it senses danger we neutralize it in kind of a fugue state so I can't really tell you what happens.
You see there might be a problem there then, I am something of a hoarder and like to keep sharp objects on me at all times. Although one time I managed to 'take care' of someone with a rolled up magazine. I thank Matt Damon for that one.
Maybe we need something else, have you ever been to laser tag?
As long as you don't direct those sharp objects at me in a threatening manner, we will be fine. *clicks pen and writes down Matt Damon* is Matt Damon a friend? Would they like to assist with my research?
Mr. Wilson, I am a hole. I cannot tag. I have no appendages.
Hello there Wade, or Mr. Wilson! I am the sentient hole of tumblr. I am here doing research on hole filling. You see, as a sentient hole I have no appendages to be able to assist in the filling of my hole and in order to stay warm, I must be full at all times. My preference is jelly beans but many others have suggested things like cake, cream, and really anything sticky to make sure my walls are coated. It's really important since I don't generate heat. So, *clicks pen and flips open notebook* can I count on you to be one of my research assistants?
So let me get this straight, you want to be filled with jelly beans but are open to suggestions on other methods as long as they're sticky?
Before I answer could you tell me how big you are and if you are familiar with the concept of love burps?
Oh I am bottomless! My hole expands and contracts, like all sentient holes, but it's depth is unknown. Hence why I need assistance filling it. We are but a peaceful species and only wish to make friends, allies really. Anything sticky works! Marshmallows are another favorite of mine. I also request rubbing the items along my rim, I have tiny little tasting holes there and would love to know what's going into me. The best word in your language that can describe that process is called, rimming.
*flips through my notebook and furrows my hole in confusion* no one has explained this scientific concept to me yet. Is it something I should know about human holes for my research?!
looks around to see if Ashton Kutcher is about to jump out
You would like me to rim you and fill you with sticky substances? Is this because I like George Micheal? Did someone tell you this was the best way to get my attention?
I have many questions my hole buddy. Do you have a name or shall I just call you Hole? Did you know there is a band called Hole? One of them is a very naughty girl though.
I mean only if you agree to be my research assistant. Consent in all aspects is important and where I come from not receiving consent is punishable by death. You don't have to be one of my research assistants Mr. Wilson, but if you think that those sentient mounds will treat you better with their selfish jelly bean hoarding lumps you are out of your mind.
You may call me Hole, or friend. I respond to either. I am unfamiliar with the term "band" is that what humans call the sentient hole colony? That wouldn't make sense though since holes are genderless and would never be described as "a very naughty girl." I might have to do more research.
I need more information, how much does it pay? What happens if I get called away on a job and who else have you got on your staff? I can't work with Magneto again, he keeps getting mad at me for aiming swords at him when he's in fridge magnet mode.
Well, compensation would be in sentient hole currency which are gummy worms and cookie dough. I have plenty of research assistants so if you're called away no matter, though if you do have some news to report I implore you to do so as soon as possible so I can write it down! I do not know a Magneto, or what "fridge magnet mode" is but I do request keeping all sharp objects away from my hole. Each sentient hole has built in security coding and if it senses danger we neutralize it in kind of a fugue state so I can't really tell you what happens.
Hello there Wade, or Mr. Wilson! I am the sentient hole of tumblr. I am here doing research on hole filling. You see, as a sentient hole I have no appendages to be able to assist in the filling of my hole and in order to stay warm, I must be full at all times. My preference is jelly beans but many others have suggested things like cake, cream, and really anything sticky to make sure my walls are coated. It's really important since I don't generate heat. So, *clicks pen and flips open notebook* can I count on you to be one of my research assistants?
So let me get this straight, you want to be filled with jelly beans but are open to suggestions on other methods as long as they're sticky?
Before I answer could you tell me how big you are and if you are familiar with the concept of love burps?
Oh I am bottomless! My hole expands and contracts, like all sentient holes, but it's depth is unknown. Hence why I need assistance filling it. We are but a peaceful species and only wish to make friends, allies really. Anything sticky works! Marshmallows are another favorite of mine. I also request rubbing the items along my rim, I have tiny little tasting holes there and would love to know what's going into me. The best word in your language that can describe that process is called, rimming.
*flips through my notebook and furrows my hole in confusion* no one has explained this scientific concept to me yet. Is it something I should know about human holes for my research?!
looks around to see if Ashton Kutcher is about to jump out
You would like me to rim you and fill you with sticky substances? Is this because I like George Micheal? Did someone tell you this was the best way to get my attention?
I have many questions my hole buddy. Do you have a name or shall I just call you Hole? Did you know there is a band called Hole? One of them is a very naughty girl though.
I mean only if you agree to be my research assistant. Consent in all aspects is important and where I come from not receiving consent is punishable by death. You don't have to be one of my research assistants Mr. Wilson, but if you think that those sentient mounds will treat you better with their selfish jelly bean hoarding lumps you are out of your mind.
You may call me Hole, or friend. I respond to either. I am unfamiliar with the term "band" is that what humans call the sentient hole colony? That wouldn't make sense though since holes are genderless and would never be described as "a very naughty girl." I might have to do more research.
Hello there Wade, or Mr. Wilson! I am the sentient hole of tumblr. I am here doing research on hole filling. You see, as a sentient hole I have no appendages to be able to assist in the filling of my hole and in order to stay warm, I must be full at all times. My preference is jelly beans but many others have suggested things like cake, cream, and really anything sticky to make sure my walls are coated. It's really important since I don't generate heat. So, *clicks pen and flips open notebook* can I count on you to be one of my research assistants?
So let me get this straight, you want to be filled with jelly beans but are open to suggestions on other methods as long as they're sticky?
Before I answer could you tell me how big you are and if you are familiar with the concept of love burps?
Oh I am bottomless! My hole expands and contracts, like all sentient holes, but it's depth is unknown. Hence why I need assistance filling it. We are but a peaceful species and only wish to make friends, allies really. Anything sticky works! Marshmallows are another favorite of mine. I also request rubbing the items along my rim, I have tiny little tasting holes there and would love to know what's going into me. The best word in your language that can describe that process is called, rimming.
*flips through my notebook and furrows my hole in confusion* no one has explained this scientific concept to me yet. Is it something I should know about human holes for my research?!
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I have a fourth cousin who's named Globule!
I am doing important research. It's okay.
@blackhole-anon submitted:
"I'm thrilled you're promoting sentient hole knowledge posting about our anatomy! It'll really help give people a good idea of what we're made of. Thank you friend! Have some jelly beans."
🧡
It's an honor and a privilege to share this knowledge. Thank you for your gift!
I have another smart friend, Darcy, who helps me figure out different fillings for my hole. She is very helpful! I hope you share your jelly beans with her, but if you're not interested in sharing...well...that might make you a sentient mound....and I'll have to warn her.
😆 There's no need to worry, dear blackhole. We have the same friend. It's good to hear we are both able to help you. I am very close to Darcy and I will gladly share the jelly beans with her.
Okay good! She's a good friend, very helpful, and she shares my snacks with me. She's an honorary hole, though I hear you humans have a few holes too! Just remember the hole the jelly beans go into. *flips through notebook* the mouth hole.
@blackhole-anon submitted:
"I'm thrilled you're promoting sentient hole knowledge posting about our anatomy! It'll really help give people a good idea of what we're made of. Thank you friend! Have some jelly beans."
🧡
It's an honor and a privilege to share this knowledge. Thank you for your gift!
I have another smart friend, Darcy, who helps me figure out different fillings for my hole. She is very helpful! I hope you share your jelly beans with her, but if you're not interested in sharing...well...that might make you a sentient mound....and I'll have to warn her.
N44, Dragon Breath
This would be, anatomically speaking of course, my esophagus
Caldwell 49, Heart of the Rose
This is, anatomically speaking, my heart
Hello, my friend! I was wondering if sentient holes had any special holidays they celebrated?
Hello secret friend! We do have special holidays. Specifically a joyous occasion called Jelly Bean Day! We celebrate this day by coming together and sharing out Jelly Beans. We are a generous species, unlike those sentient mounds. We spend the day tossing jelly beans back and forth. It's easy since we are all interconnected through a intricate system of holes already.
Thanks for asking!
Sugar babies Dm me now on Kik maryjohn1122 also let me spoil yo u Babies here now or text me on my cellphone number 💖💕
Wait.... Humans have babies made out of sugar?! Best keep them away from water.
I must take this opportunity to remind everyone that while I am fluent in your vernacular I am still but a simple sentient hole.
This turkey shouldn't be the only thing allowed to be stuffed to the brim.
These holidays coming up have given me an idea for fillings, any thoughts on this friends?
Have I done something upsetting best friend Bucky? Does ice cream make you angry?!
no hole, not at all. you’re my bestest friend. Steven is just very liberal with his cream these days. do holes get jealous? humans do.
Liberal with his cream? He owns the ice cream? No wonder he has access to so many tubs of it! You think he makes and freezes it himself? Bet that takes a lot of elbow grease. I am unfamiliar with jealousy but I do know the pure unabashed hatred of the soul whenever I think about the sentient mounds and their jelly bean hoards. Is it like that?
it is like that! i have the same hatred towards the thought of steven putting his cream anywhere but near me. in saying that, it’s his. enjoy the cream, best friend.
Well why don't we share his cream then? Would that help? You could sit in my hole while he dumps each load of ice cream in that way you don't have to be upset! You'll get his cream first too if you're at the rim. But we will not share with the sentient mounds I won't allow that betrayal in my hole.
Hello friend! I've been compiling my research and it's looking like sentient holes, such as myself, and human holes do not use fillings the same way! Imagine my surprise when I learned that humans can only accept jelly beans in one hole safely. I've changed my course, I'm researching the differences in our holes!
Hello Black Hole, I missed you!
Indeed, jelly beans should only go in one specific human hole. I'm ready to help with your new research, excited about the direction you're pursuing!
Okay excellent! Now....which human hole is the correct one exactly? I have a friend who cannot have jelly beans of any sort, is this common for humans to not be able to insert items into their holes without issue? *clicks pen*
The human hole that you can put the jelly beans in is the mouth hole, the one that I'm talking out of. Does your friend have an allergy or something like that? A lot of times humans can react poorly to some of the substances in food and they need to avoid those.
Allergy? I don't know what this is....is it an aversion to jelly beans? The clinical term? *scribbles down mouth hole with a little drawing* and what are the other holes? I have several thousand with different functions, do humans have about the same?
Sadly they may WANT the jelly beans but their body won't let them have them. Humans can have allergies to things like peanuts, eggs or gluten which means no bread, something that humans have a hard time with.
For our purposes, mainly digestive here, we have the mouth hole and the, um, waste hole. So one's an in hole and one's an out hole.
Oh, holes gain powerful energy from bread. It's a delicacy where I'm from. We always need bread.
Okay so humans only have two functional holes. *writes down holes and starts to draw a diagram* um...where are these two holes located? Are they conveniently placed next to each other?
Bread is life.
Well the female of the species has another hole.... but it doesn't have to do with food consumption. And when we're not talking digestive system there's other uses for these holes, but *clears throat* Anyway.....
As you can see, the mouth hole is in my face, right here where I'm talking to you. The other hole is, um, under my clothes. If you've heard anyone talk about their butt or ass, that's where the other hole is.
You have multiple uses for your holes?? I need a hole for everything...I think it's a species thing. I am not only interested in digestion, I prefer the things that are used to fill my hole be edible though. I don't technically eat when I'm being stuffed unless I really like the taste. Generally everything just sits there until my monthly cleansing.
Oh, is the other hole called the buttass?
Yes, our holes have, um....multiple uses. The things we put in there are not always edible. We are sometimes looking for fillings that are not so much nourishing as, um, pleasurable.
Sure, the buttass. Let's go with with that.
I store plenty of things in my storage holes. I have twelve dedicated to dynamite as is customary for all sentient holes. This brings us pleasure of sorts..... Is it like that?
*writes down name of excrement hole as butass and mumbles in hole* this is a scientific revelation
