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Wilford seems to pause and blink for a moment, thinking about what Host just said before erupting into a fit of giggles. "/That's/ what this is about?"

Host frowns lightly at the reaction, raising an eyebrow. "Yes. The Host and Edward are very confused by Darkiplier's behavior but he seems to be too out of it to give us an answer."

The pink haired man moves to Host side, chuckling lightly as he does so. "Sounds to me like Darkie has a crush."

-the Host brain short circuits. "Excuse me?"

"A crush Hostie! What do you as an Alpha do when your upset?"

"The Host... Usually spends time with Edward."

"Honestly I'm kinda surprised that you guys haven't noticed. I thought you did-"

"What does this have to do with Darkiplier and us?"

"Oh! I was just getting to that! But whenever theirs a fight in the meeting room, who usually stops it if it isn't Dark?"

".... Edward or the Host."

"Yup! And you tend to send your scent out to calm the others or intimidate them."

“T-The Host-“

“-Didn’t realize you were inadvertently attracting him? He probably didn’t realize you and Eddy were either and now here we are!”

The pink man giggles again, shifting through the coat rack until he finds a bright pink feather scarf. He throws it around his neck before turning to admire himself in the closest mirror.

The Host stands there staring at him, trying to wrap his mind around this information. Darkiplier was…attracted to them? Honest and true? It doesn’t make any sense from his stand point but he can’t deny what Wilford is saying about the situation.

It doesn't take long to find Wilford in the green room, the man surrounded by rolling racks of costumes as he seems to be sorting them for something.

The man seems to perk up after a moment, catching Host's scent in the air as he turns to look at the other man with a smile. "Oh! Hostie! Watcha doing here? You don't usually come to my studio-"

"The Host needs Wilford's help regarding Darkiplier."

Wilford raises an eyebrow, setting a costume hung on its hanger back onto the rack. "Darkie huh? What did he do this time? Did you two get into a scuffle? I can smell him on you a bit."

“The Host would almost rather have that been the case but no the two did not scuffle. The Host went to Edward to have his bandages changed and found Darkiplier there already being helped for his back.”

“Well that doesn’t sound that big a deal-“

“That is not what Host is concerned about. Darkiplier was acting very strangely. He proceeded to try and scent both of us in a highly inappropriate manner unbefitting of him and whined when neither of us would reciprocate or try to leave. The Host wants to know if Wilford has any idea as to what the hell is wrong with him or why he would try to do that”

Edward trying to get Dark hooked up to monitors to try and get a read on him and his pain in a medical sense. The demon being far too out of it to do anything to help until Edward goes to draw his hand back after checking Dark's temperature on his forehead.

Dark catches Edward's hand with his own, pulling lightly to get it closer to his face before sniffing lightly at his wrist and purring softly, nearly inaudible . It's only when Host steps closer, getting angry that Dark is touching his mate that Dark begins to relax more and his purr becomes louder. The other two seem to share a look as Dark manages to gather his thoughts enough to mumble a soft. "Please.... stay.."

At some point one of the two have to leave the room, most likely Host once his bandages have been changed. Dark straight up whines when he does but Host is determined to figure this out and goes to the man who knows Dark the best, Wilford.

It’s not hard for him to find Wilford. The pink man only ever really existing in one place- that being his stage. When he gets there he finds Bim directing the Jim’s around the stage, putting up a new set. He carefully steps around the piles of boxes as he makes his way to the stage.

“Bim, the Host would like to know where he can find Wilford?”

At the sound of his name Bim turns to look at the blind man, taking a moment to finish what he was writing down on his clipboard before answering.

“Last I checked he was in the greenroom fiddling with some new outfits for the show so I’d check there”

“Thank you”

“Mmhmm” Bim nods before returning his focus back to the Jim’s who are both very very very awkwardly trying to carry a large container across the stage much to their failure as the two argue that one isn’t lifting as hard or that they’re moving the wrong way.

Edward and Host sharing a look before turning to face Dark again. The demon is still out of it but slightly better than before, pain clouded eyes gazing back at them. He makes this deep growling, purring noise, similar to the way that big cats like lions and Leppards chuff while trying to stand and get closer.

He flinches hard when moving, crying out in pain and using an arm to catch himself while still almost falling off the bed. Edward steps forwards, catching him and hauling him back on the bed to get the demon to lay down.

He still doesn't understand what's happening but Dark is scenting the air desperately, looking for comfort and when Edward moves back the demon whines again. "P-please-"

Edward turns to grab an IV and a bag of meds and such to try and help the demon with his pain.

"Host- Do you know what's happening? I mean I can speculate but I don't- I'm not sure.."

The Host mutters to himself trying his best to discern more about the situation. After a moment he just shakes his head.

“No. The Host knows of Darks current pain level, which would be completely debilitating to anyone else but he can’t understand the meaning of his actions. Perhaps Dark is simply growing delusional from the pain?”

“Unlikely but I guess there is always the chance” Edward says as he looks over the demon for a vein before finding one and sticking the IV in. The demon hardly seems to notice, his eyes nearly glossed over as they flicker back and forth between the two egos looking desperately for something

HUGE AND MASSIVE CONGRATS!!!!!

Thank you!!!!

Also because I'm on a kick and was reading back through your blog and I can't seem to get the ship idea of Host/Edward/Dark out of my head-

Edward already calms Host with his scent, the two are a mated pair, scents constantly intertwined but still their own. It's just a natural thing Edward does now without thinking about it. Purring at Host, letting more of his scent out to help the man calm down, ect. This is during the point that Dark is feeling jealous but mostly sad about their relationship, upset that he doesn't have one of his own. Not that he'll ever admit it.

What no one knows is that over the years, especially in meetings and such Dark has become... attached to the scent, not just of Edward but the scent of Edward and Host together.

The first time anyone notices is when Dark is having an incredibly bad pain episode and has gone to the doctor for help.

In his delirious pain filled state Dark finds himself staring at Edward's neck. He's being checked out by the doctor, sitting on a hospital bed with Edward infront of him who's getting very clipped and half asked answers from Dark because the demon honestly just can't think- and then suddenly Dark's nose is against his throat, sniffing, scenting him in a way that is entirely inappropriate-

That's when Host shows up, he came for his regular bandage change only to find Dark scenting his husband- his /mate/. And all hell breaks loose.

Host is snarling and pulling Edward away, Dark is growling back, the two posturing at eachother as Host grabs the front of Dark's shirt and demands to know what the hell Dark thinks he's doing.

Something in Dark's hind Alpha brain kicks in as he scents the air, realizing it's Host. Seeking comfort still Dark slowly ducks his head, pressing his nose against one of the scent glands on Host's wrists and breathing deeply while letting out a soft growl, one not meant for fighting but more let out of habit than anything.

I’m sorry I just love the idea of Dark absolutely slamming his face onto both of them and just taking in the biggest sniff ever I don’t know why but I find it a bit hilarious as they both stand there absolutely dumbfounded and confused and probably a little freaked out that their boss, a whole emo angsty demon is just scenting them like his life depends on it

Host would probably be so taken aback by this sudden, I wouldn’t say the word surrender or submission but for lack of a better word sort of that mentality. It would be enough for the Host to just stand there if only for a moment before yanking his hand away only to faintly hear a small whine from the demon

Fun thought but Omega Eric just loving on and pampering Dark.

Like Dark starts getting worked up and angry over something while working in his office and Eric notices so he gets up from one of the couches he was working at and moves to Dark's side and before Dark can even ask what Eric is doing Eric is pressing his nose against Dark's throat and scenting him. Dark just going from angry to his dumb Alpha hind brain just screaming at him, "happy omega, content mate? Mate is happy and safe and good? Why angry? No angry?"

Eric coming up and scenting him like this is like a little software reboot for his brain lol

Like you get the dial up tone for a hot second while he processes and then all his worries go away it’s amazing because his mate is there and happy so everything must be good

*”How to calm a demon step 1: turn it off and back on again”

I’m sorry for the complete lack of activity over here the past few months but I’m happy to say that as of this weekend I’m officially a college graduate!! These last few weeks have been pretty hellish trying to get work done and packing up my apartment to move back home

Thankfully I’ll be free for pretty much the rest of this month house sitting while my parents are off on vacation so I won’t really start job hunting until the end of the month which gives me plenty of time to catch up on things if you know what I mean ;)

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Raise your hand if you’re going to be alone and single on Valentines Day but that’s ok because you’re used to it and you’ll probably just get some ice cream or something

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I lied

Mentally I’m going to be in a relationship with this man I discovered last night because he has me in an absolute chokehold-

I mean just look at him!!!! Fuck!! He’s gorgeous

Raise your hand if you’re going to be alone and single on Valentines Day but that’s ok because you’re used to it and you’ll probably just get some ice cream or something

Why the fuck am I getting so many adds for prostate cancer just trying to scroll through my stuff?????????? I’m not even a guy??????????

Eric seems to zone out for a moment, his face going blank until he's brought back to reality by their appetizer as well as their drinks arriving.

He picks up his glass, smiling softly at the sight of the colorful little bendy straw before taking a sip of the milkshake and humming at the taste.

Dark raises an eyebrow, a soft smile coming to his face. "Is it good?"

"V-Very-! Wou-ould you like to t-try?"

“No, that’s alright-“

“C’mon I-it’s really good!”

“Oh, very well-“

He lets out a soft sigh unable to help his smile as Eric pushes the glass closer to him. He takes a small sip before gently pushing the glass back towards his date

“W-well?”

“You’re right, it is very good”

Eric lights up, happily going back to his drink while Dark drinks his wine, almost downing the whole glass in a single sip

Eric bites his lip softly, thinking about the friends he's made with Oliver. About how the android is technically meant to kill but seems to never want to hurt anything.

He's lost in thought, listening as the bell at the door rings as someone comes in.

"It's... I-Its weird isn't it..?"

"Hm?"

"The e-egos, all o-of us... b-but I like that we w-work together well. T-That their isn't alot of f-fighting..."

“It didn’t use to be like this. There was quite a lot of hostility back in the early days but that was simply because we didn’t understand everything. Confusion tends to lead to violence”

“O-oh..”

“But you’re right- we have come a long way. So long as gracious Mark doesn’t decide to make a completely psychotic serial killer we should be fine”

Dark watches Eric, waiting for a laugh or a chuckle but he’s met with slightly awkward silence. He thought he’d made quite the joke but quickly realizes that for someone as nervous as him, he probably didn’t find it very funny. Thankfully, the waiter comes by to drop off their appetizer, clearing the silence

"W-Well we w-wouldn't have them all a-at the studio, j-just a few at a t-time. But I t-think it would be f-fun!" Eric grins, looking incredibly proud of himself and giggling softly.

Dark however can't help but worry at the idea as a whole... but he doesn't want to just turn Eric down or make the man upset so for now he'll sit by idly and see how the situation rolls out.

"How is y-your work going? I-I don't r-really know what you d-do other than all that p-paperwork..." Shifting in his seat Eric leans over to grab the water that the waiter had brought over earlier, sipping at it.

"Well, I do a bit of everything. I handle the financial side of our group, I make sure everyone is in a safe location and that I know where they are. I budget things for food, the studio and Host's radio show for example."

"Oh! L-Like a CEO!"

"Mh- yes I suppose so."

“T-that’s really cool! D-do you..ever g-get tired of it though?”

“Sure, of course I do. Paperwork isn’t all that fun to do but someone has to keep us out of trouble”

“W-why don’t you g-get the Google’s to help?”

“They help with..other things. Despite how intelligent they are they lack the proper understanding of certain things like paperwork. Being made to secretly kill the human race and all”

“O-oh- r-right…I-I forgot about that..”

“Don’t worry Eric, I’ve put an administrative block on that part of their coding so you don’t have to worry about them suddenly deciding to kill you or anyone else”

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I’m actually fucking crying rn

I just made a tweet that was talking about how I hoped no one stole my package today because it has a v*brator in it and Amazon said it was delivered but my apartment hasn’t let me know that I’ve got a package yet and they’re usually pretty quick about it and mind you I DID NOT FUCKING TAG AMAZON and fucking AMAZON HELP replied to my fucking tweet trying to help I am so embarrassed please kill me I want to DIE-

I also just want to throw out there that my Twitter name is “horny bitch” like this poor person somehow saw my tweet about my possibly missing v*brator and saw my fucking handle and everything and was still like “yes I shall try to help this one”

Like please ma’am it’s not that big of a deal it’s just one day- I was just tweeting that because I’m lonely and want validation for my problems but not from you guys 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Crisis averted the package came today-

Just going to casually change my profile pic to match my Twitter one-

So long bunny Eric, you will be missed but never forgotten 😔💜

I’m actually fucking crying rn

I just made a tweet that was talking about how I hoped no one stole my package today because it has a v*brator in it and Amazon said it was delivered but my apartment hasn’t let me know that I’ve got a package yet and they’re usually pretty quick about it and mind you I DID NOT FUCKING TAG AMAZON and fucking AMAZON HELP replied to my fucking tweet trying to help I am so embarrassed please kill me I want to DIE-

I also just want to throw out there that my Twitter name is “horny bitch” like this poor person somehow saw my tweet about my possibly missing v*brator and saw my fucking handle and everything and was still like “yes I shall try to help this one”

Like please ma’am it’s not that big of a deal it’s just one day- I was just tweeting that because I’m lonely and want validation for my problems but not from you guys 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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