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[blackpeopletweetdotcom]

is porn back fr or did they lie to me ?

[jane--xoxo]

😂

[jehovahhthickness]

[mythwords]

[krabby-kronicle]

[rubye402]

Hey, important note! Keeping a class after the bell is illegal!

Quote: “It’s illegal for a teacher to keep the class after the bell as punishment. It violates The Geneva Convention Laws on Collective Punishment.“

Google it, m’dudes.

[sashibunbun]

The Geneva conventions only apply to uniformed members of armed forces in signatory nations.

Google it.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

You also stated right there “as punishment”. Finishing a thought or keeping them to assign the homework that they were going to be assigned anyway is not punishment.

[goulashnikov-concern]

homie really tried to say holding you after the bell was a war crime

[chickenfarmersan]

[neurotypical-karen]

I’ve only ever seen her How to Massage a Possum video I had no IDEA there were others

[pouring-my-emotionsout]

I felt like this is something my tumblr people deserve to see

[rnbgifs]

[queerstatic]

tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

[eatsleepcrap]

the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called ‘nedjem’ which means sweetie

[queerstatic]

[eatsleepcrap]

the pet cat of prince thutmose was called ‘tai miuwette’ which means ‘little mewer’

[queerstatic]

[eatsleepcrap]

in medieval england so many cats were given the name ‘gilbert’ that the word ‘gyb’ came to mean ‘pet cat’

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

I love the use of “allegedly” like the coconut crabs might sue for defamation 

[nowscience-blog]

[my-wanton-self-deactivated20191]

There are A LOT of crabs on Christmas Island, man.

They used to cross the road, probably, no definitely, without looking left and right. And they got squished.

Environmentalists had a hell of a job, keeping them in their lane. Traffic would have to be blocked for the duration.

But now, they have a lovely bridge, and no one has to ask: Why did the Christmas Island Crab cross the road, if they’re just gonna get squished?

Answer: They want to hit the beach. Because that’s where they like to have sex. And because the mummy crabs like to throw their eggs into the ocean after they’ve spawned them in the burrows that the daddy crab so kindly digs on the beach.

Look at them scurrying over their bridge, the smell of the ocean in their noses, the thought of copulation driving them on…

Whew! Finally, made it to the beach…now The Sex can begin!

Mission accomplished… And a few weeks later after a float in the ocean…

Back come the ankle biters…to the rainforest where they live.

[blackarachnya]

[blackpeopletweetdotcom]

But on some real shit...... I did NOT know crabs have sex

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

bro shut up i’m trying to remember every detail of my dream last night please just give me some peace dude 

[zestyfrenzyfrevis]

same

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

[aidashakur]

If you don’t let the past die, then it won’t let you live.

[notkatniss]

just read the sentence “if you didnt listen to hozier in middle school-” and i stopped bc i blacked out. im loggin off. how fucking old are you guys

[sherlockbringthejam-deactivated]

“Money won’t make you happy”

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

[kimreesesdaughter]

Life isn’t going your way because your relationship with God—-

Me: