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Nate - Queer - 100% gender free - Crane Enthusiast - Likes Jellyfish -  Maledictius on ao3

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Y'all want some fic?

all links to ao3, please check the tags for potential triggers/warning and more information!

One Piece:

Setting S(n)ail, Comming Home (ongoing, texting, comedy, zosan)

Oh no! Here Comes Trouble:

It was here all along (ongoing, multi-chapter, post-canon, yiyong/guangyan, solving mysteries, dealing with trauma, and falling in love)

Concern (1k, post-canon, cgy pov)

Guilt (1k, post-canon, ccy pov)

Warmth (<1k, post-canon, ybs pov)

MDZS/The Untamed:

Carefully Orchestrated Plans (no strings attached) (complete, 100k, modern day orchestra AU, CHATFIC, A COMEDY, more info post here)

The FrogcastTM (ongoing, fake podcast transcript, "sequel" to cop(nsa))

The Art of Drowning (complete, wangxian, 7k, myth/fairytale AU)

The Nightingale (complete, sangcheng, 28k, myth/fairytale AU)

BNHA/My Hero Academia:

The Right Kind of Sinner (complete, dabihawks, 78k, firefighter AU)

Temeraire - Naomi Novik:

Turning a House into a Home (complete, willzing, 10k, post canon Scotland life)

The Meg (movie):

CRONCH (complete, 199 words, missing scene bc we were ROBBED)

EOS10 (podcast):

Attachment (complete, rymazian, 4,6k, post season 2, weird space creature adventure)

[dykecinema]

Women covered in blood. Reblog if you agree.

[lordsausage]

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

[esereblog]

These words still exist in Swedish. övermorgon - overmorrow - day after tomorrow

förrgår - ereyesterday - day before yesterday

[blackwatersinkingship]

Today I got to demonstrate to a coworker (that I've never talked to before) that I'm capable of doing simple math (15+14+2) so like, got that going for me!

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Today's big tiger desk collection is Green Things

I have been experimenting with sunbleaching things onto post-it notes, works surprisingly well!

[anka-dm]

My illustrations the most based poem about tigers by Nael, age 6

Every time I read it I feel space inside my chest expand in very *emotion* way.

[taurzza]

Marigold

+ speedpaint

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

How come every alt-right and conservative party always have the slogan of making the country great again or ”taking it back how it used to be”

Context: Alt right party in Sweden, the sign says ”We’ll turn Sweden to Sweden again”

And his fuckass face

Why did they add a cartoon bumble bee 😭 I feel like this is some sort of ”back to nostalgia” thing, same with the font they used for the text

[svenskjavel]

Innan jag läste reklamen första gången så tänkte jag ”den där tandkrämsreklamen ser ut att ha Jimmie Åkesson i sig. Stackars modellen som måste se ut som honom!”

Jag önskar att det hade varit en tandkrämsreklam…

[fenrisulvens]

Tyvärr finns den här versionen med en massa text också...

[ashlgcostumes]

I pull up my slide show. The first slide says “I do not want to financially support the Church of the Latter Day Saints in any way”. There are murmurs of agreement and approval from the room

Next slide. “Brandon Sanderson is a member of the LDS”. The muttering has changed tone

“It’s not a very big amount of money though.” Someone in the audience pipes up. “His cut is only a small fraction of the cost of the book, and then-“ my next slide shows an income breakdown, it is titled ‘a small fraction of $10,000,000 is still a big number’

I’m sweating. The following slides explain tithing rules. The vibe of the room has shifted. I start to doubt I’m getting out of here alive

[fuckblast]

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[bookwyrminspiration]

there's a common belief that artists know how to make art. this is untrue. i've yet to meet a single artist who has any idea what they're doing

[2well2water]

no one cares that you shave your legs because of sensory issues shut the fuck up forever

[2well2water]

really galling amount of people misinterpreting this post so i'd like to clarify. i'm saying that when discussions about patriarchal beauty standards and the way women are heavily shamed and coerced into eschewing their own natural state of being (hairy) are occurring, it is unhelpful (AT BEST) to interrupt and say that the reason YOU remove the hair from your body is because of sensory issues. that's not what we're talking about. stop asking for validation for doing something that society at large wants you to do. stop derailing the conversation because you feel uncomfortable about being made aware that you, for whatever reason it is, adhere to harmful, unfair and ridiculous beauty standards. you're stepping into the middle of an important conversation that needs to be had and making it all about you. shut the fuck up forever.

[2well2water]

also quite frankly i think a lot less people would experience sensory issues if they let their hair grow out so that it isn't bristly and rough and irritating. and i cannot help but wonder why these sensory issues aren't as predominant in men. maybe you're uncomfortable with the hair on your body because you've been taught to be uncomfortable with it. just a thought.

[blackwatersinkingship]

Waking up with a headache is such extra bullshit

Like, aquiring a headache during the day? Fair, understandable, many things to cause that

Waking up however! During my time of rest and refreshment? and this is how you greet me? Fuck off

[blackwatersinkingship]

Its been 5 days since i offered her this blue ball and i have not seen it once since. I must assume it has gone the way of all cat toys (secret pocket dimension, or under the couch)

Nevermind all that LOOK AT HER LITTLE FACE AND HER PERFECT LITTLE SOCKS

[wizardarchetypes]

like logically ofc i know my sleep disorder is indeed a disorder but it's still crazy to me that i have been taking my sleep meds every single night without fail for 3 months now, and as a result i have been sleeping by midnight and THROUGH the night every single night without fail for three months. but tonight i forgot to take it on time and now it's almost 3 am and i'm awake. it doesn't matter how long i stick to a rhythm, i will no magically become a healthy sleeper. these meds are genuinely life saving.

absolutely bonkers and actually MADDENING thinking about spending nearly three DECCAAAAADESSSS of my life believing i could just "fix" my schedule and get my sleep "on track." LMAO. i was up at 4 am when i was 6 years old sneaking downstairs to watch TV in misery bc i couldn't sleep and then i was still 32 YEARSSSS old like "no everyone listen THIS week i'm gonna avoid naps and go to bed on time and then i'll sleep normal from now on. for real this time." AJVBJAS SHUT UP!!!! NO YOU WEREN'T BABY!!!!!!!!! YOU WERE NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO DO THAT!!!!!!

[wizardarchetypes]

i went to my doctor in march and i was like "man you gotta help me. i haven't slept in 75 hours. and i know sometimes people say that but they really mean they've only slept 2 or 3 hours a night for several nights, which is awful of course, but i mean quite literally i haven't slept in 75 hours. and i keep waiting to finally 'crash' but i don't."

and he was like, "has this ever happened to you before?"

and i said, "oh yeah loads of times, since i was a toddler."

and he said, "why are you just now getting help?"

and i said, "well recently when i hit the 60 hour mark i've started hallucinating birds. and that's new."

and he said, "what do you mean, birds?"

and i said, "i don't know, i think they're house sparrows"

and he said, "i didn't mean what kind of birds"

(true that's not what he said but it was hard to parse the nuances of the conversation because there were a bunch of house sparrows in the room)

[fidgetspringer]

Aminal

[tigerleopardlion]

Bengal Tiger | Jayanth Sharma