satan's son

@jfcblake Call the pastor, this bastard is so possessed. MORE

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[elliottstop-blog]

You’re fucking twisted mate.

That would suck being sewn together like that.

[blakeduh-blog]

I think it'd be funny actually. It's taking the phrase 'kiss my ass' to a whole new level.

[elliottstop-blog]

This movie is really fucked up.

[blakeduh-blog]

Dude, this movie is the shit. I mean, a human centipede, man. That's some real circus funk goin' on there.

[blakeduh-blog]

ilyguys bey jk i h8 every1 so much u dont even kno i hope u all burn in an inferno xoxo

[gdi-milo]

Try me, pretty boy. You’re a twig.

[blakeduh-blog]

Yeah? So are your imaginary friends gonna come get you when you finish wiping the blood off your face? Cause I'm tellin' ya now, there are gonna be two hits, and two hits only. Me hitting you- and you hitting the ground.

[infallxble-deactivated20140129]

I would but that would be rude. I know their standards aren’t that low.

[blakeduh-blog]

Careful, China Doll. The words you're saying are enough to break most people. Let's make sure it's not you, hm?

[gdi-milo]

Getting all defensive, huh?

[blakeduh-blog]

'course not. The words of a pauper hardly faze me. However, I might advise you to piss off. You wouldn't want this wangster to curbstomp your sorry ass after school, huh?

[mr-derosa-deactivated20130614]

So is this your niche or what? The whole ‘better than you’ shtick you’ve got going for you.

If the event ever occurs I’ll call you ASAP? I doubt it will but if it does, you’ll be first to know my little house fly friend.

[blakeduh-blog]

I wouldn't call it a shtick. To put it simply, in contrast to everyone else, of course I naturally look superior. Give me some competition to work with, son, don't make it this easy.

As for that last bit, I'm just about peeing my pants. Can't wait to hear the details! Kiss, kiss. 

[gdi-milo]

 Oh, so you’re a wangster. A white and wanna-be gangster.

[blakeduh-blog]

A wangster? Hah. Sure. What're you? An overgrown monkey in women's dress?

[infallxble-deactivated20140129]

Wow that’s charming is this how you pick up girls? So effective.

[blakeduh-blog]

Since when was I trying to pick up a girl? I mean, if you've seen one, could you direct me her way?

[alaskawtf-deactivated20130521]

Please, let’s be realistic; why would I have come from the gutters? Now, run back off to detention where you and all of your fellow hardcore rebels or whatever can discuss new ways to be hardcore rebels.

[blakeduh-blog]

Haven’t you read fairytales before? Well, allow me to educate you. You see, Alaska, when ogres are introduced into society- they tend to gravitate towards dark places as to conceal their monstrosity. I just thought... well hah. Can you blame me? With your looks and all- I wouldn’t be surprised if your parents kept you in a cage.

[mr-derosa-deactivated20130614]

We’re all houseflies and you’re the one with cockroach piss on your wings. It’s been decided.

I feel like that was supposed to be an insult? But there isn’t any valid evidence to support your claims.

[blakeduh-blog]

Thanks for the enlightening commentary- though I sure as hell didn't ask for it.

No, boo, it was a compliment. And I'm not worried about the evidence, you'll probably go suck some guy's dick in the next few hours, and news spreads. 

[sammy-martin-deactivated2013060]

Wow, detention? You’re so bad.

[blakeduh-blog]

What can I say? I ball harder than any of you other faggots.

[infallxble-deactivated20140129]

If I were a hooker I’d be way out of your budget.

[blakeduh-blog]

That so? Cause I bet you'd sell for a nickel; considering plastics get recycled for the same price.

[gdi-milo]

Rawr, someone needs to go back to sleep.

[blakeduh-blog]

Keep talkin' and I'm sure I'll get there, son.

[alyssalbr-blog]

You fail at being a badass, or trying to be one. 

[blakeduh-blog]

I hardly think being honest is in any relation to the term badass. I mean, it's not my fault you gremlins have no appeal whatsoever.

[alaskawtf-deactivated20130521]

Then go back to detention if you’re going to be so whiny.

[blakeduh-blog]

I might consider it if you return to the gutters from which you came.