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Persephone: Planet Lesbian :-P And you're not invited!

Persephone: I could pass a law in Dunbroch that any future tv or movie writers have to include varied LGBTQA+ representation but it's not as meaningful if it's forced :/ I don't know. I feel as though tides between them have changed again as of late but it's hard to tell if it's a good change or a bad change. I do talk to her quite often but I feel as though if I pry too hard about their relationship she'll stop telling me *anything* and that would crush my soul. Friendships make people so weak.

Persephone: I like the amicably calling each other by our last name's bit! But please, you don't know me at all if you think I'd ever go digital - even if I make copies of all my materials online for ease, nothing beats the feel of a binder packed full of information :) I will do no such thing, the Fun Doctor makes you sound like a person in pornography.

Blake: RUDE! THERE SHOULD BE VISITING HOURS!

Blake: And they'd probably make them suffer a lot out of spite. You'd have to get real specific about whether they got happy endings or not. Awwww, you're weak for friends? My almost-step-daughter is so grown up, having a heart and feelings and stuff! I'm so proud I could cry!

Blake: Oh man, I don't work like that, now I gotta go back to calling you Seph always :-p Digital saves trees! Your binders are killing my ability to tree surf, if I miss a branch and die it's on you :-p Hey! You just made that way dirty, I was just thinking that I sounded like a clown.

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Blake: HOW DARE YOU USE MY EMOJI AGAINST ME.

Persephone: I have. And he's a solid 4.

Persephone: To be fair, any kind of lesbian representation is more than I'm currently getting, and I believe the phrase is beggars can't be choosers :-P MAYBE. If I collab with Becca, perhaps! Two heads are better than one.

Persephone: >:( YOU CAN'T SHOW IT TO EVERYONE IF AN ARROW PIERCES YOUR PHONE, PORTER. It really is a marvelous idea, though, and I'm so grateful that you're on board! I'm going to start crafting a binder asap and when I'm done I'll share your responsibilities with you :-P Though I'm sure you know your main responsibility is just to make sure the event as a whole is Fun and not Persephone-Fun.

Persephone: What can I say? You're a bad influence

Blake: WHAT PLANET DOES YOUR BRAIN LIVE ON?

Blake: Beg anyway, maybe if you beg enough someday you'll be able to choose :-p Do you think Becca would actually work on it? Are they being normal again yet? You talk to them more than I do lol. At least about serious stuff?

Blake: HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF THE CLOUD, DUNBROCH? Lol and here I thought 2018 was the year you started using something besides binders, how wrong I was :-p I know, I'm the Fun Doctor, you can put that on my nametag.

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Persephone: Ew. There's no such thing as a sexy bald dude, I'm sorry to say. Not even YOU would be a sexy bald dude.

Persephone: AGREED. I caught wind that there's a lesbian on the show and she's gorgeous! In an expected way, but still :-P I WILL DO THE ASSIGNED READING BUT PASS ON THE DRAWING.

Persephone: ...You know, that's not a bad idea. Dunbroch always did their traditional games to find suitors and make matches, why not update that old-school tradition even more than my mother did and hold the games for charity? And the proceeds could go to LGBT rights, which would please Mother and Queen Elsa and me and Will! Blake! You're a genius! Would you want to chair the event with me?

Persephone: 😈

Persephone: If I have secrets stored up, it's only because people want to tell me their secrets and not you. Don't be a sore loser, Blake :) That's why my hair is so big.

Blake: Excuse you, have you seen our lord and savior Dwayne the Rock Johnson lately?

Blake: Okay, but at some point she has to have a gorgeous lesbian girlfriend, too, since it's TV, and maybe that'll be less expected looking! OKAY WILL YOU AT LEAST LIKE, WRITE A PLAY SCRIPT AND MAKE OLIVER MAKE ME A TV SHOW?

Blake: I WAS ABOUT TO SAY 'I KNOW I'M A GENIUS' BUT YOU ACTUALLY SAID IT FOR ME, I'm SCREENSHOTTING THIS AND SHOWING IT TO EVERYONE FOREVER AND EVER. But I really am brilliant, and me being co-chair would make sure it was fun and that you didn't kill the vibe somehow :-p

Blake: HOW DARE YOU USE MY EMOJI AGAINST ME.

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Persephone: RIGHT, because the king's scalp matters more than anything else she could spend her magic on :-P You're just going to have to get used to loving a bald beauty, enjoy pulling his hair now while you can.

Persephone: TELL ME MORE!

Persephone: An orphanage...full of cats. That's a no from me but I appreciate the thought. The truth is I just don't really know what I want anymore.

Persephone: I can hardly wait :-P Um. Well. If it was dark for other people I wouldn't be allowed to tell you, but I can say that me? Not for any specific creepy weird reason but just because I'm purposeless in this timeline.

Blake: She's not using it most of the time, may as well let the king commission her for a good cause! He'd still be a sexy bald dude, though, and I'd get to buy him hats with inappropriate sayings on them all the time :-p

Blake: FIRST OF ALL, THIS NEW SHOW RUNAWAYS. WE'RE WATCHING IT BEFORE WE HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL. SECOND OF ALL, SOME BOOK SHE READ. READ RENEGADES FOR ME AND DRAW ME A COMIC BOOK.

Blake: Uh... do arrow shooting contests for charity and then donate it to like... LGBT rights and stuff?

Blake: THAT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME THINGS, SEPH. I WANNA KNOW ALL THE THINGS. I'LL FIND THEM OUT EVENTUALLY, STOP SLOWING DOWN THE PROCESS.

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Persephone: I don't even think I'll have to bald-ify him, personally. I give him five years before you're dating an egg :-P LMAO I suppose it's the thought that counts.

Persephone: Too bad, so sad :-P I can't tell you how much I miss doing things to improve my perceived attractiveness to smelly boys I feel nothing for.

Persephone: Actually, I do sort of miss it, but only in the 'it provided structure and now I'm trailing farther and farther from my life plan' way.

Persephone: Emma would've made a good queen, probably; she doesn't seem like the type who'd try to take advantage or plot for her personal gain. Of course, it's not as good as the timeline we're in now, the Good Timeline - at least as far as you and Will are concerned - but it could've been worse.

Blake: HIS HAIR WILL LIVE FOREVER! I'm sure Fairy Godmother would make an exception and start growing it back for him if I beg her nicely enough :-p

Blake: OKAY BUT BECCA TOLD ME ABOUT GAY SUPERHEROES THIS WEEK, HOW COOL IS THAT?

Blake: Just find a new structure. Like... plan to raise an orphanage full of cats or something, that gives you a goal.

Blake: She might have been a FUN queen, but I'm even more fun, Auradon is in for a treat :-p Ooooh who's in a bad timeline right now then, since you had to specify that me and Will were in the good one only?

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Persephone: I'd rip out YOUR hair AND Will's :) I can't hurt Emma, she's basically family, but you and your man are completely fair game if you make the wrong choice :) :) :) OKAY BUT WHAT? :-P

Persephone: It's completely NOT the same, but I'd read almost anything for the gay so this is me officially considering comic books, okay? I won't be as easy to convert as Becca but I'm trying to be *open-minded*. I'M GLAD YOU GOT HIM INSTEAD TOO. Him being with me would be the dark timeline lol

Blake: I would definitely like swing in on a vine and save Will from you, you can't bald-ify your king, it'll make him look like he's stressing too much to his kingdom. I DON'T KNOW I DIDn'T HAVE A COMEBACK I JUST HAD TO DEFEND MY MAN :-p

Blake: Too bad you aren't still on a prince hut, reading comic books would instantly skyrocket your hotness to everyone :-p Him being with Emma was pretty dark, too! At least you wanted to do the queen stuff lol

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Persephone: The part of me that just inherently wants to disagree with everything you say wants to fight that so much but the other part of me says that, realistically, if you trusted some other girl with your baby-carrying needs instead that I'd be the most offended person on the planet :) I'm a fairly good shot so keep that in mind when it's baby time. Snobby is snobby is snobby is snobby is snobby!

Persephone: As opposed to real books which are absolutely books the second they're published? I'll stick to my non-visual reading, hearing about it from you and Becca is enough for me :-P Well, good! It's about time comic book writers got with the times. I'M GAY, BLAKE! The only part of Will I wanted was his crown :-P

Blake: WHAT IF EMMA MAKES OUR BABY? WOULD YOU RIP ALL HER HAIRS OUT WHILE SHE SLEEPS? That you're gonna shoot me with a bow and arrow if I piss off the pregnant lady? LOL. OKAY BUT

Blake: Okay but SOMETIMES SHORT STORIES GO IN MAGAZINES THEN GO IN BIG BOOKS LATER, IT'S THE SAME! Comic book writers have snuck in gay longer than you think... maybe. I'd have to research that lol. OKAY BUT THE OTHER PARTS ARE VERY NICE ;-) SO I'M GLAD I GOT HIM INSTEAD

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Persephone: WHY OH WHY does being high make you crave things you wouldn't want when you're sober? I swear it's the only downside to smoking :( HMMMMMMMMMM is it mean if I say your boyfriend? :-P

Persephone: Comics aren't books! It's basically pictures :-P But I thought she was with the Joker in the comics? HE ONLY HAS THAT EFFECT ON YOU, BOZO, THE REST OF US AREN'T IN LOVE WITH HIM AND WANTING TO CARRY HIS BABIES :-P

Blake: I hear being pregnant does that too, someday you should make the coolest little Wake baby for us and test it :-p R U D E. Will's snobby because he has to pretend to be so that his throne doesn't get stolen by people who think he's not proper enough. You do it for fun!

Blake: Comics are absolutely books if you wait and buy them when they're in collections! And there are words on the pictures, it's a great way to tell a story! Less boring description of the scene, more seeing it for yourself :-p ONLY IN THE LAME COMICS. The whole New 52 and Rebirth has these awesome writers putting her with Poison Ivy and only mentioning the Joker as like a cautionary tale! ANYMORE! YOU TOTALLY WANTED A PIECE OF IT BEFORE I KNEW I DID.

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Persephone: The kind of heathen you act like, obviously :-P FANTASTIC. So long as you share those buffalo chicken taco supreme spaghetti nachos - honestly, those sound so disgusting rn but as soon as I'm not I just know I'm going to try to steal those from you. I was going to say, you clearly have a thing for snobs :-P

Persephone: I hope they do those! I heard a rumor about Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy being a couple in those and honestly? That's the fastest way to make me tune into a superhero movie. YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU SHOULDN'T SAY WILL O: THAT'S MY KING, BLAKE, HOW CAN I RESPECT HIM IF I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM?

Blake: Oh yeah, they'd probably make you want to vomit instantly if you ate them now, especially with extra jalapenos and ketchup on them, but when you're high? THE FINEST DELICACY. Whaaaaaat? What other snobs am I cheating on you with?

Blake: They're a couple in the comics, learn to READ and not be a book snob :-p YOU SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO LOOK AT HIM ANYWAY, HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL THAT IT SHOULD MAKE YOUR EYES BURN.

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Persephone: First of all, a four syllable phrase is way simpler than a four syllable word but it's good to know you're still polite with your requests for nudes :-P What about the next time we get high I'll rant about my distaste for the ship to you? That sounds easier. THANK BEAST, if I had to choose between being a snob and having friends I'd be so alone T-T

Persephone: Suicide Squad should've borrowed from those comics :-P OKAY FINE BUT WHO GETS TO BE ELMO? WHICH OF US IS THE MOST TICKLISH?

Blake: Of course I'm polite, what kind of heathen do you think I am? SURE. Then I can just eat a lot of buffalo chicken taco supreme spaghetti nachos while you rant, more food for me, more fun for you. LOL NICE PRIORITIES. I'd like you anyway, you'd be more fun to mess with though I'm sure :-p

Blake: Yeah they should have but there's always hope for the Harley Quinn solo movie I guess. UH... I MEAN I SHOULDN'T SAY WILL BUT ;-) ;-) ;-) I KNOW ALL THE RIGHT SPOTS.

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Persephone: It's likely :-P It's a long explanation, full of four-syllable words and references to older literature and academic papers. I'VE NEVER DENIED BEING A SNOB

Persephone: Harley Quinn was so brilliant, she could've been so interesting otherwise :-P What a shame, I'd much rather be Poison Ivy than Big Bird, Emma could've helped me with some wearable plants. BIG BIRD IS HARDLY A PRETTY COSTUME, I DON'T WANT TO BE THE ONE OF US THAT LOOKS THE WORST. Vain I am not, but Halloween is special!

Blake: Hey! I understand four syllable words and phrases, my favorite is 'send dick pics please' but like, whatever you had to say I'm sure I could comprehend, too. TRUE, I KNOW THIS ABOUT YOU AND I LOVE YOU ANYWAY.

Blake: She's interesting in lots of comics where she's free from him. YOU WON'T LOOK THE WORST, EVERYONE ON SESAME STREET LOOKS STUPID AND BIG BIRD IS LIKE THE MOST LOVED BESIDES ELMO WHO HAS TO GET TICKLED, SO YOU WIN!

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Persephone: Do you really want to know why I hate them so much? Because it's a full rant with paragraphs and citations and a length that I feel comfortable mainly only sharing with Becca. Also, just because incest is normalized doesn't mean I'll support it :-P So THERE.

Persephone: I think the gay options I've seen online for superheroes are usually Batman and Robin? Even though Lego Batman made Batman and the Joker far more representative imo. There's a very limited selection out there for gay couple costumes, and most often they're randomly paired together males, like Mario and Luigi despite their being brothers. Or Bert and Ernie? Though I can't imagine what the rest of our Sesame Street costumes would be.

Blake: I don't know, am I going to fall asleep during your explanation? :-p Citations definitely sound sleep inducing. OKAY WELL GOING AGAINST SOCIETY LIKE THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE JUST BEING A SNOB :-p

Blake: Ew, fuck the Joker, I love jokes as much as the next guy but not HIS kind of jokes. Plus he's always dating Harley Quinn, poor girl. YOU SHOULD BE BIG BIRD 'CAUSE YOU'RE SO TALL!

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Persephone: (monkey covering ears emoji) Excuse me for not liking spoilers! And for hoping that the boat sex would never ever never happen :) If I'd dressed you as half of my anti-ship I might have hated you too much to continue to be your friend and then you'd be missing out on a lot, so technically, I did you a huge favor.

Persephone: DC heroes and villains? The Wizard of Oz? Mario Kart characters? The toys from Toy Story? Mystery Inc plus Scrappy Doo? The Inside Out emotions plus Riley?

Persephone: There are couples within there somewhere, you can do that part :-P

Blake: Why do you hate them so much? She's hot and has cool dragons, he's... not as hot as her but has cool wolves! And they didn't know they're related, that's not their fault lol plus I asked royal people used to do that all the time :-p

Blake: SUPERHEROES DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BOYFRIENDS and I don't think Will would let me dress him up as the Black Canary T_T Damn, where are all the boyfriends at???

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Persephone: If you could keep forgetting to yell at me that'd be ideal :-p but first of all, that hadn't happened in the show canon yet. Second of all, HE'S HER NEPHEW. And third of all, denying the world a chance to gaze upon your glorious abs isn't something I could do.

Persephone: I don't know, since you are the king's boyfriend as pointed out, maybe you two should do a couples costume? I'd rather us have a squad costume, as a single person, but if we do that, Game of Thrones is so last year.

Blake: YELLING YELLING YELLING. Also I read about it online, the internet totally knew like LAST OCTOBER that they were gonna bang on a boat. Read spoilers next time, woman! I coulda gone as him naked on a boat!

Blake: Yeah, I guess that could be a thing OR WE COULD DO A SQUAD COSTUME THAT HAS A COUPLE INSIDE THE SQUAD? We're running late on this, chop chop, do all the work for me lol

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