Feral, Geeky, And Gay

18+ , 29, Alberto, LA, Nsfw Becoming beefy one snack at a time

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[thomofasss]

🐻 can I get a woof in the chat?

[somethingtoinspireme]

woof

[rubysapphrald]

kind of fascinating how a lot of people don’t really know how food works

[rubysapphrald]

saw a twitter video of a dude making like fried broccoli with bacon or whatever and everyone in the replies was going “can’t believe he took something healthy and turned it into poison!!!!” i don’t really know how to explain to you that you’re still eating broccoli, and the healthy nutrients do not magically leave the broccoli just because you fried it

[asteroidtroglodyte]

How Food Works: Living Things are machines made up of tiny organic parts. Heterotrophs are Living Things which cannot photosynthesize and must acquire parts and fuel by eating other formerly living things. Human are heterotrophs. Some food tastes better when your body is craving those things, like fats and salts.

How People Think Food Works: eating is both a privilege and a test, and GOD will JUDGE you and SMITE you with UNHOLY FATNESS if you eat the BAD FOODS. girl you have to eat as little as possible because THE DEVIL IS IN THE CARBS but boy get tomahawk steak tomahawk steak tomahawk steak no salad salad has Girl Particles you get fat by eating fat everybody knows that

[carter-sultry8ym]

[menssstuff]

That's what I want

[spaghettihell]

Reblog to hug prev

Please

[beemovieerotica]

voting ends tomorrow night. long may Tylenol reign.

[mybuttdreams]

[oneheadtoanother]

[cowgirl-crisis]

Post that gets better on remembering that the trash compactor monster is canonically a force sensitive lesbian.

[bulgesbybigcats]

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[abitofjenesaisquoi-deactivated2]

im not always horny. but im always like 30 seconds of fantasizing away from being absurdely horny.

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[jacobdarvin]

[phillip-bankss]

its hot out

[1980vibes]

PLOT TWIST: you are your crush’s crush.

[avidgnr]

He is even fatter