Bland Voltron Headcanons

Welcome! This is a blog for the blandest of the headcanons, aka headcanons that don't necessarily have to do with the show or plot, but are headcanons that we like. Bland in this case doesn't have to mean boring, just for fun. Like, which character has the best dance moves? Does Pidge like to skateboard? And of course, the big question on everyone's mind, where is shiro.......'s favorite place to eat? If you have an answer to this or any other bland question, check out our rules and FAQand send it in!

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When Hunk was a baby, he used to climb onto kitchen counters and pretend to cook. He almost burned himself on an oven once

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPACE DAD

wow can’t believe I’m still here, back on my bullshit crying over a fictional character’s birthday. My baby’s finally 6 I’m- TT^TT

Happy birthday to the most bestest, sweetest boy.

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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Keith loves to tuck himself under Krolia's chin. It's one way he reassures himself that she's really there and not going to leave him again.

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Keith's favorite song is River by Bishop Briggs but no one knows it

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Krolia carries a picture of keith from his first birthday with her. He is covered in cake and frosting and loves showing it to the paladins

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Keith works out at public gyms so he has alot of people taking pictures of him

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Keith plays saxophone. The only song he knows by heart is Careless Whisper.

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Because Galra have fur or scales they don't sweat like humans do and only need to bathe as often. The Blades teased Keith at first for his daily showers/baths and eventually Keith took it as a challenge. He went a solid week of not bathing. He probably could have gone longer but at that point he was so rank that the other Blades practically threw his cackling ass into bath. They stopped teasing him about his daily cleaning after that. If anyone brings it up, he just smirks.

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Keith always gets mosquito bites when he goes outside. Every time. No exceptions.

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During their time traveling through the Quantum Abyss, Keith and Krolia saw an alternate universe where he looked more Galran and Krolia took him with her.

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All the photos taken in the last episode are now found in Keith's board that he used in the first episode.

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Keith’s birthday!!

Wow it’s already heckin October. Cant believe I had completely forgotten about this boys special day.

October 23rd, today is the birthday of probably the most popular vld character. There’s something about emos that seems to get the entire fandoms collective goat.

Make sure to show your love for keef and send in a headcanon!! I’ll be posting as many Keith hc’s from my inbox as I can.

Have a good day/night my friends, I’m going to bed.

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Having spent time on the west coast.. Shiro is a big SPG fan.

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Lotor gets flustered incredibly quickly when he's given a genuine compliment that he wasn't expecting.

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When Matt has his glasses he would get his eyes dilated sometimes.

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Alteans didnt have fish they could eat, when the concept of fishing for food was mentioned they were very confused

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Keith took two years of spanish and all he can do is ask where grandma is. Lance refuses to teach him more.