My unnecessary fandom take is I have extremely strong opinions on substances and the use thereof by my blorbos. Like do I need to be so particular about the smoking habits of 1pc characters? No. Am I? Yes.
Sanji will smoke anything with nicotine. Shorts, slims, menthols, vapes, fuck he'd even hit somebody's discarded butt straight from the ashtray. He's too busy staving off the shakes to be picky.
Zoro only smokes when he's drinking with Sanji. A hit here and there, especially when he's trying to fuck later. He thinks it tastes really fucking bad, but its hot when Sanji does it. Or when he "helps" Zoro take a drag.
Robin social smoker elitism. She loves offering a hand rolled cig to someone she's about to interrogate (without them even knowing btw), and sometimes she'll partake with Sanji. She always laughs when he's surprised by her mixed herb rolls. Definitely refuses to let Chopper see her smoking.
Nami tried it a few times, realized how much money it would cost to keep the habit going, and quit cold turkey. Every time she thinks about smoking again she remembers the splitting headaches she got while quitting and gags.
Luffy doesn't smoke but he thinks it looks so cool. Might take it up when he's a lot older and can afford cigars. He looks like he'd be a cigar guy.
Usopp says he's got smoke-will-kill-me-itis. He just doesn't like the burning feeling. (Took one drag and literally coughed up a lung. Never touched another cig.)
Jinbe smokes loose leaf for SURE. But only occasionally, and he likes the process of cleaning his pipe more than actually smoking.
Brook used to smoke but now he just likes being next to people who are smoking. He says its to keep them company but he misses the feeling sometimes. It used to calm his nerves.
Franky does NOT smoke. But he also gets deliriously horny at the sight of his beloved Robin smoking, so he doesn't say a goddamn word against it. She's so elegant and weird with it how is he supposed to be normal??
Not Nami judging Zoro for horndogging over Sanji when we all know she'd think Reiju (self-loathing, emotionally unavailable, questionable morals) is unbelievably HOT
The question isn't whether she'd find Reiju hot (is water wet), it's whether she'd admit that to Zoro when my beloved babygirl Vinsmoke Reiju looks EXACTLY like her brother. Momma Sora's genes run strong, and Nami wouldn't live it down for being like :| to Sanji when she sees Reiju and folds at the waist.
The alternate Zoro POV of the WRF!zosan first meeting!! aka Flint and Steel.
Minor spoilers maybe? Nothing I'll go into detail in the main fic, so just.. beware?
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Zoro was not lost.
To be lost would mean he ended up somewhere he didn't belong, and there were enemies to defeat here in this huge ballroom. Therefore he belonged, because his job was to clear a path through the soldiers for his crew.
The fact that he was alone did not phase him, Zoro didn't need help for a few poorly trained men. He hoped for more of a challenge when he saw a number of them had swords instead of rifles, but was sorely disappointed.
Nothing to do but take care of the riffraff. Boring.
They didn't even use magic, though each carried a sigil hidden under their armor that activated as soon as the life drained from their eyes.
Necromancy was a foul practice, the residuals of the spells leaving shadows across his mana-sight. Like the aftermath of looking at the sun too long, the echo of it still imprinted on his eyelid.
That was all he expected to see, considering none of the soldiers acted like witches. Just a bunch of amateur fighters who thought Zoro would be at a disadvantage for using blades instead of guns.
Even the ones with their own swords were hesitant, their strikes weak against his own. He had no problem disarming them, or he would've, if not for the explosion of magic that came at the least opportune moment.
Zoro did not make mistakes. But as he was guiding a soldier into the prime position to wrest his sword away, all he saw in the empty nothingness of his left eye were embers. The kind that rained from metal as a blacksmith coaxed it into a blade, bright and inescapable and too fucking distracting.
At first he thought it came from the soldier, so he stepped aside to avoid a spell. Right into the path of the man's frenzied swing, as it turned out. Zoro ground his teeth into Wado when the skin of his hip split, blood splattering onto the already slick floor.
The man did not last long enough to see the result of his lucky shot.
He didn't often have trouble with depth, though Chopper worried he would considering his missing eye. But Zoro misread the intensity of the magic as closeness, and reacted incorrectly.
Idiot, Kitetsu hissed, enjoying the slide of fresh blood down his edge. You rely too much on your mana-sight.
Good thing he didn't ask for the opinion of a sword.
Zoro pulled his waistband up over the exposed flesh, a muscle ticking in his jaw at the sting of contact. His own fault. He knew the soldier wasn't a witch, he should've trusted his assessment.
This is boring, Enma declared once more, as though Zoro didn't hear him complaining the whole time. Give us a real fight.
Did he think Zoro enjoyed picking off these weak fools? There was nothing gained from a fight that didn't challenge him, and he found himself sighing when more soldiers came in with their weapons at the ready.
A real fight. He wouldn't mind finding the witch who cast that spell. The intensity of it was mouthwatering, surely they'd be dangerous enough to show him a good time.
Zoro walked calmly among the slain bodies, cutting through their necromantic sigils to keep them from walking again. It was the least he could do, considering they died like men.
Someone's watching.
He paused, allowing the sensation of prying eyes to wash over him. Sometimes Zoro enjoyed knowing he was in danger. But sneaky bastards irked him, especially when he was alone and they still chose to conceal themselves.
Dropping Wado into his palm, Zoro licked the blood from his teeth. The wall was blank, no sign of an entrance, but it hummed with magic. "Don't hide, coward. I can feel your eyes."
A moment later, the wall distorted and mana kicked up like dust in the wind. Out came a man, thin and tall and filthy head to toe. He was average to Zoro's right eye, but his magicâŠ
It smoldered inside him. Central to his core, gathering tightly in the pit of his stomach and pulsing like a fresh wound. What a twitchy, wild thing. He did not often see such defensive magic.
"You're not a guard." Zoro said conversationally, looking the man up and down.
Maybe his shirt was once white, but now it was red and brown with drying blood. Smudges of black covered his forearms, his hair stringy with more blood that he tried and failed to get out.
The man himself was gaunt, his clothes baggy and his belt too big. Zoro had spent months seeing revolutionaries on the verge of starvation, so he was not phased by how fragile this little spy appeared. A hungry man was a dangerous one.
"Whose blood is that?"
"I don't know." He said, with a voice that was too hoarse to be called soft. So he spoke Common. That made things much easier. "Does it matter?"
Blunt. Zoro enjoyed that, though he was looking for a more substantial answer. How was he supposed to know if this guy was on his side now?
"Guess not. You shouldn't be here either way," Zoro explained as he watched the man fidget in place, fussing with the cuffs of his sleeves. Perhaps he worked as a servant. Dealing with aristocrats often left people's pride barren. "We were told all the staff would be elsewhere for the festival."
"This is a castle, not some-" The man paused, gesturing at Zoro like he was supposed to just understand. Was he Germish? He had a very subtle accent, if so. "Battlefield. People live here, you are the one who does not belong."
Definitely Germish. That choppy way of speaking sounded like a good portion of the people Zoro had met during his time in the snowy kingdom.
That, and his one visible brow was curled at the end. A rather defining Germish feature, if a rare one. "Easy, curly brow. I'm not the only one who's been making a mess."
Something about his words made the man's magic flare outward like wind blowing over hot coals. His fists tightened and his shoulders hunched inward, glaring through his greasy bangs. "I was defending myself."
So fiery, Kitetsu simpered. A little ember! How quaint.
Zoro ignored his mindless chatter, enjoying how easily the man riled up. If he was the witch from before, then it would not take much to goad him into a fight. If he wasn't, well, he should've said he was with the revolutionaries already.
"Sure," He said as he tasted the hints of blood on the back of his teeth. "So was I."
The magic pulsed, glowing brighter for a moment. Threatening to spill out of that starved vessel of a man, sparks flying. Funny how warm his magic was, when the man himself was so pale, his eye a stark ocean blue.
With a little meat on his bones, he'd be gorgeous. He certainly already had the face for it. Zoro didn't like pretty men, too often they placed their looks over skills, but this guy was already covered in viscera. He had no problem putting in the work.
"I am just passing through-" He started, hands raised as he glanced behind Zoro.
But Zoro wasn't done with him. He wanted to see that magic again, wanted to figure out why it was so reactive. A mystery to dissect, a pretty man to fight. Maybe, if he was lucky, a challenge.
From the way the man's gaze snapped to his hands, somehow catching his minute shift in stance, he figured luck was on his side. "You're not supposed to be here."
"Yes, and I will leave if you move." He kept his eye on Zoro's swords, though it flicked back up to his face a few times.
The tension in his body could be followed like a meteor's trail, that tangle of magic pulsing and twisting around his core. When it inevitably exploded, what would it do? What kind of pain would it inspire?
Zoro wanted to feel it for himself. "It's you, isn't it?"
His fear was palpable, yet so was his magic's instinct to react, threatening to burn its way out of him.
Stepping towards the man, fighting down a smirk when he immediately threw himself back, Zoro wondered if he'd be willing to share his time for a minor spar. Nothing too serious. He wouldn't even go for a killing strike.
"You're the witch who's bleeding everywhere." Zoro mused, watching the way the stranger's magic seemed to reach out to meet his challenge. A smear of light in the dark, sunlight shining through his eyelid and washing everything in the warmth of flesh.
"I'm not-"
"You are, I can practically taste it." He did, if he concentrated enough. Mana-sight was not actually sight, though he called it that to simplify it for others. It was an entirely new sense. And the man's magic was everywhere now. "Spilling out magic with every goddamn breath. Shit's giving me a headache."
Again, a simplification. Zoro likened it to a headache, when it was more of an aura. A presence in his mind. His blades hummed as they tasted it for themselves, their excitement leaching into his bones.
"That was you earlier, too. You got me stabbed." Zoro hooked his thumb in his waistband, jaw tight as the blood crusted fabric pulled away from the wound. Chopper was going to fillet him later.
"I didn't do anything, we just met!" Was he even aware of his own magic? Could he not feel it overflowing out of his body like a cup running over?
"You're not bleeding?"
"No!"
Or perhaps he was too aware, and the mana spilling out of him was intentional. "Then you're casting a spell."
The handle of Wado slid home between his teeth as he rolled his shoulders, a sense of comfort washing over him. He always felt amazing right before a fight, the adrenaline running a well traveled course through his veins.
He barely listened as the man tried once again to convince him he had the wrong guy, frantic as he backed away from Zoro's swords.
A witch who didn't want to claim his accomplishments. Well, there was a first for everything. "Liar."
Zoro flicked Kitetsu up, determined to get rid of the restless energy the sword gave off. So needy, always looking for the next battle. Here it is, he thought gleefully as the sword sang through the air, eat up.
The man, now scrambling on his ass for something to throw, whipped a soldier's helmet at him.
"Stand up and fight, witch."
"I don't want to fight!" He yelped as he dodged the blades artlessly. If he was trained, then he should kill his teacher. So twitchy, second guessing himself and flailing around like a newborn colt.
But his magic? Goddamn, it responded beautifully. Like a moth to a flame, Zoro was drawn in closer with each wave of sparks that flew off him. Close enough to see his eyes, feral and bluer than any waters Zoro crossed before they had the chance to meet.
There was a fire in those eyes that was not there a moment ago. A spark of life, a freshly lit lantern. Something that reached out and met each of Zoro's strikes with glee. Hungry men often longed for more than food, but this man was ravenous.
"Nothing you say is the truth. Why deny yourself this? Show me what you've got!"
Zoro, as he often did when fighting someone less skilled, allowed a single opening. Room for improvement, he figured, or leveling the playing field. A fair chance.
If the man refused to take it, then his will was weak. If he missed, he would never catch up to Zoro's level. Show me your worth.
He expected a punch. Anyone with experience would go for something guaranteed to hurt, and his liver was right there, open for a gut shot.
Instead the man twisted, leg coming in high and fast like a whip. It cracked against Zoro's side like one too, the force rattling all the way up his spine into his teeth.
Zoro's vision exploded into a shower of sparks. Summer festivals, the air sticky and warm as children raced past with little firecrackers in their fists. Streaking the night with popping colors.
He could taste the ash, heavy and coating his tongue as he breathed out smoke. His skin was hot, the sharp white ache of a burn sinking deep into the flesh. Sweat dripped down his face, stinging his eye.
And for the first time in a long time, he did not hear Kitetsu or Enma commenting. They were silent, humming in his grasp with barely contained excitement. Waiting for more blood instead of demanding it.
Again.
Zoro blinked as he stared down the man, who watched him take the hit with utter fascination. He was sure he-
Again, Wado ordered, quiet but insistent. She so rarely spoke up when he was fighting, content to let his skill speak for her. A shiver ran down Zoro's spine, glee pooling in his stomach.
"That's more like it." He said, teeth grinding against Wado's handle. The barest hint of Kuina's charm fluttered in his peripheral as he watched the man's interest finally, finally take root. "Are we gonna do this or what?"
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Enjoy this perverted freak. Wish I could put him in my pocket fr. He's bewitched me body and soul.
Thinking about posting the partial Zoro POV from their first meeting but at the same time... is that spoilers? It kinda feels like spoilers. But then again I put all my drabbles behind a read more, and people could choose whether or not to read it. Decisions decisions.
Also thinking about WRF zosan: how fast did the other Strawhats clock Zoro's interest in Sanji? Who figured it out first?
Or did it just take Zoro and Sanji being in the same room for the rest of the Strawhats to go "Oh"?
To be perfectly honest? He told Nami. Like day one, he went "I'm interested in that freak," and Nami went "ew. How the fuck is he your type. Wait don't answer that."
Then everything with Jaques happened, and his interest went through the roof because this guy just took a chunk out of his shoulder with his teeth! And he refused to let Chopper heal it, which clued in the rest of the crew who know him a lil too well. Pretty sure Franky was the first one to tease him about it, and since he didn't lose a digit or two, that was basically confirmation.
Then! The whole fucking mess with Zeff!! Oh god, this isn't the kinda guy Zoro can just fuck and flake on!!! But for some reason his attraction didn't wane, which is usually what happens when he realizes he's crushing on a bitch with too much baggage. And that's when Luffy got clued in lmao, cause he was still paying attention to Sanji afterwards.
Tldr: his crew knows him too well. It didn't take long at all for them to figure out he's got the hots for Sanji, and trust that they will hold this over his head forever!
Few things. First REIJUUUU MY WEIRD WOMAN. Love her, let her be messy and weird.
Second, i remember a while ago you said you were about 1/3 of the way yhrough the story. About where are we bow? If you dont want to say i get it. We wont be mad if you pull an oda and add like 3 more arcs on though.
And lastly, when wrf ends, actually getting an upset stomach thinking about this masterpiece ending, any plans on doing more in this universe? I know you have cut content, and stuff written that didnt work out. Would you post those, or post story stuff after?
REIJUUUUUU! Anyways we're a lot closer to halfway now than 1/3, I'm not sure if we've tipped over that midway point yet but we're somewhere around there.
And I definitely have a lot of alternate POVs planned! As well as some filler stuff I cut for brevity. I'd like to post the whole WRF Apocrypha all at once, at least on ao3 if not also on tumblr, but we'll see how it turns out!
sorry, im still going fucking crazy about how hard reiju has haunted the narrative this entire time. how do you haunt a narrative when youre not only still alive, but also actively doing things. god. im going insane
Reiju's my beloved literary trope of a girl! She wants so badly for her actions to mean something.
Have you ever wanted anything so horribly that it feels like everyone around you must see the desire inside of you? That you're more of a cause than a person? Some people lose themselves in activism. Reiju loses herself in treason. And her desire to change Germa is so strong that it has its own gravitational force, and shapes the plot of WRF around it.
She's the ghost in the machine, the writing on the walls, the prophecy willfully misinterpreted. I love her so much. Her work is nowhere near finished.
The way you write Sanji's hypocrisy is sickening, it's so good. This boy will really find the humanity in everyone but himself. He looks at Franky's heart and is jealous of how human he is. If he and Zeff switched places, he'd understand why his father bites and wouldn't care about the changes as long as he can say his dad's name again. He charms everyone he meets and also fully expects that even his most beloved people will turn on him the moment he's no longer their perfect golden boy (he never was perfect, just kind, and that's why they love him).
YOU GET IT. Sanji's no. 1 trait is kindness. His no. 2 trait? HYPOCRISY. He can't think of himself kindly enough to extend the same treatment he gives others to his own life.
What's he supposed to do? Admit he's worthy of patience and understanding? That he should be loved unconditionally? Please, you have to know he can't do that. Because if that's true, then why did all those people treat him like that? Why did they hurt him if not for some innate reason linked to his worth as a person?? What do you mean most of it was senseless?
Sanji doesn't understand. You mean they didn't need a reason to hurt him? You're trying to tell him that they were always going to hurt someone, he was just the most convenient target? You mean to say that Sanji, as he is and as he was, did not invite this harm upon himself?
No. That's not right. Sanji knows that's wrong. He has to be built different from others. Incorrectly, perhaps.
Just wanted to let you know that I am deeply in love with both the way you write the horrors and how you write sanji I swoon every time I see the new way you've come up to make him suffer your characterization is so good and with an incredibly solid understanding of him as well
Amazing job!!!! I do not lie when I say I scream whenever a new chapter pops up
:D you like my angst and horrors? Thank you very much!!!! I hope to continue to delight you with my horrors!!
Was thinking to myself how fast paced the zosan is in WRF, then I remembered we're literally 344k in. And Sanji hasn't even stopped to consider why he enjoys Zoro's presence. Coming to terms with the fact that I accidentally wrote a slowburn so slow that we're crawling at 0.01mph.
Binged @blasphemlm âs We Rotten Few and am in love with it. The exact kinda fic that I have been craving. I just had to draw a few of my favorite moments. I do have a few others that involve the gore in the story, but Iâm not sure if Iâll post them or not
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! THEIR POST-LOWER CORRIDORS CUDDLE SESH TOO GOOD!!! ZORO'S SMUG ASS SMIRK!!! USOPP READY TO GO TO BAT FOR SANJI!! NAMI SUFFERING!!
Augh and Zeff who's never done this kinda thing before trying to comfort Sanji cause that's his boy and he doesn't know how to helpppppp someone sedate me PLEASE. Zoro having a mental crisis over seeing Sanji and Wado! He's truly fucked btw. It's over for him.
Itâs apparently Sanji getting told off for his passively suicidal tendencies by his sister hours huh?
Reiju can keep her cool until she sees her baby brother being stupid, then its immediately just
Sanji cannot make a bad decision in front of Reiju, cause she waits until she has a list of reasons before she makes one herself so she expects him to do the same. Impulsiveness? That's unacceptable. Disgusting. Be better.
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