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Oopsie! Did someone just go poopy in his diapie? You always make the cutest expressions when you have an accident, sweetie. Your eyes go wide, your lips pucker up… just like this! You look so surprised that you’re pooping your pants!

I’m so glad your toilet untraining has been successful, babe. Making you diaper-dependent is the best decision I ever made! I know you're not very happy about being incontinent, but I promise that puffy Pampers are a much better look for you than those boring old boxer shorts you used to wear.

Awww, are you embarrassed? But Momma wuvs your adorable widdle potty face! And your cute, crinkly tushy-wushy! Yes she does! Yes she does! Come here, baby boy! Momma doesn't care how stinky your diaper is. Time for some cuddles!

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What's with that frowny face, hmm? Look, I got you a yummy ice cream! Aren't you going to thank me for being such a good babysitter?

No? Awww, are you still grumpy because I checked your diaper in front of all those people at the pool? I'm pretty sure they already knew what you were wearing, sweetie. Your Mommy put you in those extra-thick swim diapers for a reason, and it wasn't to preserve your dignity. She told me explicitly to make sure as many people as possible find out you're being diaper punished.

Or is this about the spanking I gave you? Because I did warn you what would happen if you tried to stop me changing your dirty diaper in the ladies' room... Oh well, if you don't want your ice cream, that's fine. I have another, less optional treat for you to enjoy by the pool. Two big boobies full of breast-milk!

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Drop the attitude right now, mister. The guests are arriving any minute. Some of them are very important members of the matriarchal government, and you will be on your best behaviour. If you even think about asking to use the toilet, you'll be in serious trouble, little boy.

Yes, that means wetting and messing your diapers. I don't care how humiliating you find it. No arguing. And no fussing about being breastfed either! When you get hungry around dinnertime, I want you pawing at my chest and crying for milkies in front of everyone. Got it?

Enough. This isn't a debate. Having a properly infantilized husband is an important status symbol under the new order, and you are not going to embarrass me tonight. You will call me 'Mommy'. You will pee and poop in your diaper. You will nurse from my breasts. You will, in every way, act like a toddler for the entire evening. Or else I'll have the nanny spank you to tears every night for a week. Is that clear?

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What's the matter, sweetie? You don't like the Halloween costume I picked out for you? Awww, that's too bad, because I think it suits you! Remember last year, when you had too much to drink and got a bit flirty with another girl? She liked that sexy cowboy costume you had on, didn't she? Well that's not going to be an issue this time...

Yes baby, of course you have to put on the diaper. That's the main feature of the costume! It's extra-thick and extra-crinkly, so everyone will be able to tell you're wearing it. Look, it even has a cute little baby duck pattern to match the fluffy ducky on the front of your overalls! And your trainers are light-up too. Isn't that fun? And you've got a sweet little pacifier clipped to your top, so I can pop that in your mouth and keep you quiet if I need to.

That's enough fussing, honey. The first guests will be arriving soon, and you will be dressed like a toddler when they get here. But there's one more thing I need to go over with you first... That diaper isn't just for show. You won't be able to get out of those overalls without my help, and I have no intention of dressing and undressing you all night whenever you need to go pee-pee. I know what you're like when you get a couple of beers in you. So you'll be wetting your diaper instead. Just don't drink too much this time, or you might spring a leak! If that happens, I'll have no choice but to change you right here on the floor in front of everybody... So be on your best behaviour, okay?

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Pretending to be a big boy is so exhausting, isn't it?

Maybe you're already wearing a diaper under your dress-up clothes, secretly hoping someone will see the waistband peaking out and check your padded bottom for the telling blue line. You'll feel so embarrassed when they discover you're just a little baby who can't even make it to the potty on his own.

But you can't help it, can you? It feels too good to go pee-pee in your diaper, feeling the padding swell with warmth. I know your potty parts get hard as soon as you feel the urge to go. Maybe you try to hold it and convince yourself you're an adult who doesn't need diapers, but we both know that's not true. It's such a relief when you finally have an accident and you get to sit in a warm, wet diaper for the rest of the day.

By the time you get home, your poor little prince parts are too needy to focus on anything but making cummies in your soaked diaper. You grab the first stuffy or buzzy toy you see and hump, hump, hump. The soft, wet padding rubbing against your precious cock is almost too much for such a little thing. Imagine if you tried to stroke yourself like the big boys do!

Everyone else in your life may think you're a man, but Mommy knows the truth. You're just a sweet potty pants who can't even be trusted long enough to take his diaper off during playtime. This is what you want, though, isn't it? You would much rather make humpies in your diaper than try to fuck like the grownups do.

You won't last long - you never do. But that's okay. You're just a silly little baby, after all! The sticky mess in your Pampers will remind you of that even when you're pretending to be a big boy.

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You want to have sex with Mommy? Where did you even hear that word, sweetie? You're far too little for special grownup time.

Don't fuss, baby boy. I know sitting in your soggy diaper makes your prince parts grow big and hard. But you can't be trusted long enough for Mommy to touch you like a big boy! You can barely hold it on the changing table.

We can play pretend, though. Mommy can take off her panties and bounce on the cute bulge in your diaper. Of course, your padding is far too thick to feel my pussy, but you've imagined it enough times.

Just knowing your prince parts are so close to Mommy's pussy is going to make you have an accident, isn't it? Aww, that's okay, that's what your diaper is for.

Maybe when you're potty trained - if that's even possible - you can make cummies inside Mommy. For now, you can practice in your diaper. It's hard to imagine my little man being big enough for that. After all, you smell like baby powder and the front of your diaper is wet - and not because of Mommy. But it's precious that you want to try.

I know you can't hold it anymore, honey. Let it all out. Be a good boy and have an accident for Mommy. You may think that you want to play like the grownups, but Mommy knows this is what you truly want. Nothing feels better than making cummies in your pee-soaked diaper to remind you what a helpless little baby you are. This is what you need. Even if you think it isn't, babies don't get to make choices.

We need to have a little talk, sweetie. I know you’ve got a big sex drive, but Mommy’s tired of you always wanting to put your tiny tinkle in her special place for a few quick in-and-outs. It's just boring. So I’m going to put some restrictions on when we do the dirty, okay? From now on you’ll only get it under two conditions.

First, you only get sex after a spanking. You’ll ask for ‘big boy playtime with Mommy’ and I’ll spank you over my knee. Once I’ve reduced you to tears and you’ve apologized for being so mediocre in the bedroom, I’ll get naked and give my red-bottomed boy a very grown-up reward. Aren’t you lucky!

Second, you only get sex after a diaper change. That’s right sweetie, you’ll be wearing diapers from now on. And when they’re wet or messy, which they will be because I’m banning you from the potty, I’ll take you to your changing table and get you all cleaned up. Then after I’m done teasing you for being a big baby, I’ll hop up myself and give you a ride. Doesn’t that sound fun?

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Hi babe! Are you having fun with the babysitter? How many stinky diapers has she had to change so far? Four? Five? Hahaha! Sorry, but it’s just so funny to me that you can’t control yourself anymore!

Where am I? Some dude’s place. I met him at the club. He’s just grabbing some condoms from the bathroom so we can have some real fun. Of course if he was lying about those seven inches, I brought along some of that incontinence serum I used on you and I’m gonna dose him with it. Shhh!

Anyway, got to go! I hear him coming back. Either I’m about to get railed, or the number of diaper-dependent loser boys in the world is about to grow by one! See ya later, poopy-pants!

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What do you think of your new bib, baby? It's adorable, isn't it? And it suits you perfectly!

No? You don't think so? But when I took you to the regression clinic to make you incontinent, you cried for days afterwards! ‘Waah waah waah, how could you do this to me? Waah waah waah, I hate diapers!' And when I took you back to have your fine motor control impaired, since you kept taking your Pampers off, you cried about that too!

Awww, here come the waterworks. See, baby? Mommy said your bib suited you! Yes, I know it means you can't even feed yourself anymore, let alone change your own diapers, but that's why babies have Mommies to feed them in the highchair and wipe their little bottoms when they make a mess. Now dry your eyes sweetie, and open wide! I know how much you love pureed prunes!

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Oopsie-whoopsie! Mommy smells something yucky! Did someone make boom-boom in his diapie-wipies again? I think hims did! Come over here and let me see if you've shamed yourself, sweetie.

Oh yes, baby made a big mess! I bet hims doesn't feel like such a big man with poopy Pampies on, does hims? Nu-uh! I wonder what your little side-chicks would think if they could see you now, hmm? A grown man getting his dirty diaper checked by his wife. Not much of a stud anymore, are you?

I'm not interested in hearing apologies, stinky-pants. If you didn't want to be turned into a diaper-filling loser then you shouldn't have cheated on me. This is your life now, and all I want to hear from you are the happy babbles of a baby boy who's about to get two boobies full of Mommy's milk in his tummy-wummy!

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Good morning, sweetie! Happy Easter! I’ll change your overnight diaper in a minute, okay? And good boy for putting on the bunny rabbit shirt I laid out for you! Age regression discipline doesn't get put on hold just because we’re having guests over, and I want you to look as silly as possible. Are you looking forward to the party?

Oh honey, no. You won't be sitting with the adults. You'll be running around the garden looking for chocolate eggs just like the rest of the kiddies. Of course, a grown man competing with a bunch of children isn't exactly fair, so to level the playing field a bit I've bought some extra-thick cloth diapers for you. They come with the most adorable oversized safety pins, and they’ll spread your legs so far apart you'll barely be able to walk!

Yes baby, you heard me. Why do you think I didn't lay out any pants for you today? There's nothing in your wardrobe that's going to fit over these. They're seriously huge! You'll probably wind up falling on your butt a few times while you toddle about, but that's okay. It will give all the moms a good laugh while we watch from the patio!

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Incontinent! I'm sorry for laughing sweetie, I really am. It's just I thought you were this strong, sophisticated man and it turns out you're less mature than my four year old nephew! I mean, I guess I'm glad you told me now, before I could take you back to my place, but... you seriously can't control when you pee or poop? That’s so nasty!

What’s that? You can mostly control your messes? Oh my God, this is so funny! You sound just like a toddler boasting about how he can use his training potty for number twos! I guess wetting your pants all the time and only occasionally taking a dump in them makes you a big boy, huh?

Oh honey, don’t go! I didn’t mean to make you upset. Look, I’m not interested in starting anything serious with a guy who wears a sack full of pee instead of underwear, but how about I take you home tonight? You can waddle around in your diaper and give me a good laugh and let me take a few pictures to show my friends, and in exchange I’ll jerk you off in your Pampers. I’ll even get my tits out! Deal?

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