❝ You know I’ll lie for you anytime. I’ll cover up dead bodies for you. ❞
❝ At some point, you have to realise you have hit your ceiling and just give up. ❞
❝ I can’t remember the last time you did anything even remotely romantic. ❞
❝ Is that your name? It sounds like it fell out of a mystery novel! ❞
❝ With a name like that, you have to be a bad guy. ❞
❝ I’m English. I’m a glutton for social masochism. ❞
❝ I’m just trying to understand why you are turning down the opportunity of a lifetime. ❞
❝ When is the next time you and I are gonna be able to get on a yacht?! ❞
❝ It’s only noon, darling. Of course I’m drunk! ❞
❝ You’re allergic to rich people now? ❞
❝ Look at you. Why are you torturing yourself like that? ❞
❝ All women are actresses, dear. I’m just clever enough to get paid for it. ❞
❝ How do you just come out looking that beautiful? ❞
❝ Was I supposed to bring a gun? ❞
❝ I can’t tell you how much it warms my heart that you have made this trip here. ❞
❝ You always seem to find a way to keep me on my toes. ❞
❝ All I ever wanted was a son and here you are. ❞
❝ Perhaps now, you will finally be able to make something of yourself. ❞
❝ What happened?! I heard a scream! ❞
❝ You’re wonderful. You look simply extravagant tonight! ❞
❝ You are the love of my life. ❞
❝ You wish for me to believe you are innocent, however, I do not believe liars. ❞
❝ This isn’t one of your books, sweetheart. There’s a real killer on the loose. ❞
❝ You’re rich, you’re charming, you smell great. What’s there not to be jealous of? ❞
❝ I’ll stop questioning everything you do when everything you do stops being questionable. ❞
❝ I cannot keep your secrets anymore. ❞
❝ I-I’m gonna drink you like a milkshake without a straw!!! ❞
❝ I hope you’ve got insurance on those strings because I’m gonna bust this bed up! ❞
❝ Oh my God, you’re much stronger than you look! ❞
❝ You look so good for your age. Your skin is beautiful! ❞
❝ I just happen to be around a lot of people that die! I don’t murder. ❞
❝ Latin baby! Still the international language! ❞
❝ One murderer always double crosses the other! It’s just a cliche of the genre! ❞
❝ Oh babe, you’re the worst shot I’ve ever seen. ❞
❝ I wasn’t trying to hit him. Those were warning shots, honey! ❞
❝ Have you got tires on your feet? Good god, you’re fast! ❞
❝ It’s amazing how pretty you are when you’re– I’m sorry! ❞
❝ This is a big house…This is what they call “rich people shit”… ❞
❝ Let’s turn ourselves in. It’s better than getting shot, isn’t it? ❞
❝ You stole that tux you’re wearing off of a dead body!? ❞
❝ If there’s nothing else, I’d like to start spending my money now. ❞
❝ Why on Earth would you put a hat on a freshly styled head of hair? ❞
❝ Thank you for stepping in to try to stop the murderer. That was so brave! ❞
❝ Yes! Look at how nice you handle this driving thing! ❞
❝ Do you have ANY idea how gorgeous you look!? ❞
❝ DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW COOL YOU ARE!? ❞
❝ You are as brilliant as you are beautiful. ❞
❝ So, um…what did you get me for our anniversary? ❞
❝ I have to tell you, I think this entire experience was pretty great. Outside of the murders, that is. ❞
❝ You should have never come here! You should have just stayed home. ❞
❝ All I’m saying is, when the engine sounds like your sister’s voice, you gotta switch gears. ❞
❝ This is incredible! This is a fantasy for everybody! ❞
❝ Don’t you even think about it or I will shoot your dick off. ❞
❝ I don’t know how you do things where you’re from, but here, you need evidence to make an arrest. ❞