THE EXAMINATION OF ZACHARY ALEXANDER

Baby, I'm the best average you can hope for.

[bleedingnotbroken]

Now hiring

Texting buddy. Inquire within.

[bleedingnotbroken]

You hurt me when you disappeared. I've never been so worried I lost a friend and i would never know what happened to him. i dont know if i want to talk to you again. Something in my heart says you were never really my friend in the first place.

I wish I knew who this was. But I don't blame you for feeling that way, and you're entirely justified. For what it's worth, I am sorry.

I've had a lot to be sorry about

[bleedingnotbroken]

I'm quite certain that soon I'm going to slip into obscurity

[bleedingnotbroken]

I miss you

[bleedingnotbroken]

It appears I may need some new friends

[bleedingnotbroken]

psssst...

For the first time in a while I've got down time, who wants to do things?

[bleedingnotbroken]

Sometimes I wonder if I'm aging well

[bandtshirt]

[tachikoma]

Real ice eater memes

[bleedingnotbroken]

Someone explain please

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All better

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Yes indeed the milk WAS in fact spoiled.

[bleedingnotbroken]

I would love to have phone sex with you

I can honestly say I've never done that. It would certainly be an experience. How exactly does one do that?

[riptidesafterglow]

I’m having far too much fun with this new snapchat update.

[bleedingnotbroken]

It looks like you just gave dr Seuss a blowjob.

I approve.

[bleedingnotbroken]

Who wants to be texting buddies? I'm bored in a new place

[bleedingnotbroken]

Our hero is confused by his new compu-tor machine

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I miss you. Where are you?

I'm back. just had to sort things out.

[bleedingnotbroken]

Oh my god I need supervision in the kitchen

[bleedingnotbroken]

I NEED

I need a very special follower in San Diego to respond to this... (Disclaimer: while in no way is this a promise to exchange a service from you (the follower) with a sexual act from me (the hammer). But if that were to happen, yes it will be that good)