Hit on my muse
Are you an interior Β decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Did Β you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Do Β you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If Β I were a stop light, Iβd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could Β stare at you a bit longer.
If you were a Β vegetable youβd be a cute-cumber.
There Β are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, Β none of them have ever been in your arms.
Are Β you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are Β you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me Β feel like I should take you out.
I Β was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So Iβm Β going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Iβm Β not staring at your boobs. Iβm staring at your heart.
Can Β I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Your Β body is 65% water and Iβm thirsty.
My Β doctor says Iβm lacking Vitamin U.
Can Β I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
If Β I were a cat Iβd spend all 9 lives with you.
Smoking Β is hazardous to your healthβ¦ and baby, youβre killing me!
You Β must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do Β you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the Β world!
You Β know Iβd like to invite you over, but Iβm afraid youβre so hot that youβll Β skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
If Β I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer Β to this question?
Are Β you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
I Β bet you $20 youβre gonna turn me down.
I Β like Legos, you like Legos, why donβt we build a relationship?
Would Β you grab my arm so I can tell my friends Iβve been touched by an angel?
Thereβs Β only one thing I want to change about you, and thatβs your last name.
Did Β you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Can Β I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a Β fox!
Iβm Β no organ donor but Iβd be happy to give you my heart.
Kiss Β me if Iβm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Do Β you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You Β see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think IβM Β cute.
Can Β I borrow a kiss? I promise Iβll give it back.
Are Β you my phone charger? Because without you, Iβd die.
Are Β you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
You Β know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my Β case.
My Β lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
I Β have an βowieβ on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Hey baby, I must be a Β light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Do Β I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
Have Β you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Was Β your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Apart Β from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is Β it hot in here or is it just you?
I  blame you for global warming⦠your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!
Youβre Β single. Iβm single. Coincidence? I think not.
Stop, Β drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Baby, Β youβre so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
I Β hope thereβs a fire truck nearby, cause youβre smokinβ!
I Β just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
If Β you were a burger at McDonalds, youβd be McGorgeous.
Your Β hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
Youβre Β so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
Is Β your car battery dead? Because Iβd like to jump you.
Iβm Β lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
Itβs Β a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise youβd be too hot to handle.
