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Welcome to my evil lair- I mean, my blog! I am Blinday, some call me Lavanda, or Beendy, or Bill, or Blin.

Mother of two formally adopted virtual children, one anon and keeping count of them on the main blog. And a bunch of randos I got attached to via Simmilar Blorbo Thoughts.

Do NOT believe what they tell you about me, I was UNFAIRLY arrested and it didn't take that long to be released (I blew the place up but alas, I digress)!!!!! /unserious

This blog is, obviously, dedicated to my beloved tortols. The lil teetlez. The green bois. The embarassing reptiles.

I avoid extra horny things, but I don't really mind any kind of ship, so suit yourself. Tcest is not my thing, I actually kinda dislike it heavily, but I won't shoo you away if you like it.

Anyways that's it. Also I have some works that I will be leaving on the tags bc I have a disease called lazy and don't wanna bother.

If you have anything you remotely want to say feel free to send an ask, I am unhealthily obsessed with asks and it helps me actually think about my projects. And if its funny sometimes I'll doodle about it.

#double dowm #lost blue au #dr blindaysmirtz vs agent d #murder duckling #agent d #asks #anon asks #my art #dr blindaysmirtz #double down au #all eyes on me au #viper leo au #tmnt iteration

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Lil something from last week in magma [color + pose challenge; really happy with it].

forgetful-nerd

It has got to be some achievement that out of all the Leonardos to exist, 2012 Leo is consistently seen as one of the most “motherly” of the bunch. I mean, I’ve seen plenty of arguments on why other Leos should be considered…but 2012 Leo…it’s like he has the word “parental” stamped onto his forehead or something…

iono-bro

yes

blindaysblogforturtles

Also the hands on hips thing he does it so mom coded like. Where do uou think yiure going young man

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Im laughing so hard omg okay so in 2012 no one would ever believe Donnie could get a girl (exhibit 1: every interaction he's ever had with April) and somehow the concept of girlfriends comes up and the 2018 turtles say something along the lines of "none of us currently have a girlfriend or boyfriend or anything, but Donnie's had the most success with girls" and 2012's jaws just drop. Because Donnie? Being good? Being successful? With girls? is flabbergasting

Now 2018 just means Donnie's the only one who's ever gotten someone to flirt back with him, but 2012 take this to mean he's had multiple girlfriends. The camera pans over to 18!Donnie, who's tapping away on a screen standing in one of his arrogant lean backward poses. 18!Mikey, in complete coincidence and innocence asks 18!Donnie from across the room how things went yesterday with his son, and 12!Mikey actually faints

18!Donnie starts tearing up "he's at that age where he doesn't want to spend time with me anymore!" and Sunita leans over to reassure him with touching and quietly saying words like "they always come around" while 18!Casey pats his shoulder and it does not help the assumptions put in 2012's heads

golldenvallion

Same vibe.

Credits to: @deerjeeling

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Im laughing so hard omg okay so in 2012 no one would ever believe Donnie could get a girl (exhibit 1: every interaction he's ever had with April) and somehow the concept of girlfriends comes up and the 2018 turtles say something along the lines of "none of us currently have a girlfriend or boyfriend or anything, but Donnie's had the most success with girls" and 2012's jaws just drop. Because Donnie? Being good? Being successful? With girls? is flabbergasting

Now 2018 just means Donnie's the only one who's ever gotten someone to flirt back with him, but 2012 take this to mean he's had multiple girlfriends. The camera pans over to 18!Donnie, who's tapping away on a screen standing in one of his arrogant lean backward poses. 18!Mikey, in complete coincidence and innocence asks 18!Donnie from across the room how things went yesterday with his son, and 12!Mikey actually faints

18!Donnie starts tearing up "he's at that age where he doesn't want to spend time with me anymore!" and Sunita leans over to reassure him with touching and quietly saying words like "they always come around" while 18!Casey pats his shoulder and it does not help the assumptions put in 2012's heads

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Fun fact: i might try to slip this in 𝓑𝓑𝓒 - 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓬 🤫 i might have to change the whole premise tho if i want these reactions 🤷‍♀️

We need more bad boy specific Donnie content!! Back in September (i think) i made a few more posts related to that. I tag all my og tmnt posts with "hinacu tmnt" so you can scroll through that for some more but i must warn you ive posted a lot of tmnt since then lol. 𝓑𝓑𝓒 - 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓬 is actually making me think up more bad boy specific Donnie content i should probably make posts about

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Im laughing so hard omg okay so in 2012 no one would ever believe Donnie could get a girl (exhibit 1: every interaction he's ever had with April) and somehow the concept of girlfriends comes up and the 2018 turtles say something along the lines of "none of us currently have a girlfriend or boyfriend or anything, but Donnie's had the most success with girls" and 2012's jaws just drop. Because Donnie? Being good? Being successful? With girls? is flabbergasting

Now 2018 just means Donnie's the only one who's ever gotten someone to flirt back with him, but 2012 take this to mean he's had multiple girlfriends. The camera pans over to 18!Donnie, who's tapping away on a screen standing in one of his arrogant lean backward poses. 18!Mikey, in complete coincidence and innocence asks 18!Donnie from across the room how things went yesterday with his son, and 12!Mikey actually faints

18!Donnie starts tearing up "he's at that age where he doesn't want to spend time with me anymore!" and Sunita leans over to reassure him with touching and quietly saying words like "they always come around" while 18!Casey pats his shoulder and it does not help the assumptions put in 2012's heads

millylotus

And then R!Casey just casually says that her son will sometimes not wanna talk to her so she can relate. Then Donnie mentions that Shelldon and Casey Junior hadn't had a playdate in awhile and Shelldon is sad that he hasn't been able to play with his cousin, because Junior is at school. And they just start planning a playdate right Infront of the 2012 crew, and the Rise crew don't even bat an eye.

12!Donnie is having a minor meltdown because holy shit other him has a kid and that kid can't possibly be more than four, because R!Donnie is 16 and even then the math is not mathing.

12!Casey froze the moment he heard the words Casey Junior, cause what the actual fuck, why. He thought Donnie was the one with the alternate kid, and obviously Junior is older than Shelldon cause he's going to school, and R!Casey is like what 19, 20 so it's a possibility she's just sending Junior to preschool or daycare.

The rest of the 2012 crew is just thinking who are the other parents, and 12!April is having a minor crisis cause what if alternate her is Shelldon's other parent, and also if she ever had a kid with Casey she would never allow him to name the baby after himself.

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I am laughing SO HARD thank you for this addition

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After the playdate is planned R!Casey turns to R!Leo with a serious face going “Leo, we need to go over our boy’s training schedule” because Casey Junior sees him as a father figure and mentor and the two decided to co-parent him. And the Rise crew aren’t even bothered by yet another argument between them over him ‘not getting enough serious training’ vs ‘needing time to be a kid’

12!Leo’s brain short circuits cause a) he has a son?????? and b) IT’S WITH CASEY???????? A kid who is apparently human enough to go to school at that. He doesn’t get how that’s possible. His brain is fried.

millylotus

Then imagine 12!April decides to go over to 18!April's school, and hangs out for a bit outside waiting for 18!April to get out of her club in like an hour.

And that's when Junior gets out of school with everyone else and decides to sit somewhere near 12!April and she just decides to go up and talk to him cause why not, he seems nice, a bit jumpy but nice.

The kid introduces himself as CJ and lets her talk about herself for a bit. About visiting this side of NYC with her friends, before she switches topic to CJ cause she doesn't want to give away anything. And CJ just starts rambling on about his Mom and Dad and how they're letting spar with them and his aunt and uncles nowadays. And he finally had some time to visit his younger cousin recently and he's just as spirited and cool as he remembered. They just sit there talking about their families for a bit.

And then 18!April walks out and calls out to them both, as Junior and Other Me. And they both freeze.

CJ is just confused because yeah he heard that the alternate version of April looked different and had red hair, but he had not expected a white girl.

12!April has stopped working cause now that she thought about it CJ has the same vibes as her Casey just more toned down. And he suspiciously looks like those old films of 18!Splinter, and holy shit 18! Casey and Leo really did have a kid.

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"and holy shit 18! Casey and Leo really did have a kid." IM CHOKING IM LAUGHING THIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I COULD HAVE COME UP WITH

You two's comments are giving me life everyone lets keep adding on. How many miscommunication shenanigans can we get to happen over alternate universe parentage

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I just remembered Donnie is a teen dad to two 🤣 but anyways

R!April and CJ decide to play along. They inform the group chat. When they get home CJ screams "Mom! Dad! Im home!" 2012 are shocked by his age. Leo kisses him on the head as he passes by. r!Casey proudly shows off her son. Her and Leo get into a fake argument on colleges for CJ. Junior taps "Uncle" onto everyone's name ("hi Uncle Raph! Hi alternate Uncle Raph!" 12!Raph almost becomes the next one to faint) and calls Splinter and Draxum "Gramps"

Someone finally asks "why Casey Junior" and all three of them respond in complete sync with "well Leonardo Junior is a mouthful"

Eventually the questioning is driving 12!Casey up the wall and he gets r!Casey alone to ask "okay how did work? Youre a human and he's a turtle, how did you make a baby together" and r!Casey pulls him in close and either gives him the full detailed account of what did not happen or whispers "he's adopted" "wha-" "he doesnt know"

haute-pockette

Alternative: “he’s adopted” “wha-” “tell either of them and you’re dead” Which leads 12!Casey into thinking that R!Leo got baby trapped by R!Casey, and he’s getting increasingly concerned for R!Leo’s well being and relationship with his counterpart. He keeps hinting to R!Leo that it’s okay if he needs someone to talk to or offers to go out for some ‘boy time’ so he can get away. Meanwhile R!Leo is CLUELESS and R!Casey finds it hilarious.

millylotus

Shooting back to Donnie and Shelly. Shelldon joined the Purple Dragons, which isn't much in the Rise-World but for the 2012-World they are a full blow adult gang. So when Donnie mentions that Shelldon joined and worked with the Purple Dragons, they 2012 crew can only think that the Purple Dragons are okay with indoctrinating children here which is a horrid thought.

And let's just say Shelly is in the middle of a Pinocchio storyline and has just gained a turtle body, like a Leatherback Sea Turtle, with like cybernetic mobility and disability aids.

So the 2012 gang is introduced to a half turtle-mutant half cyborg fourteen year old who is going through his emo phase, and absolutely does the teenager thing of threatening to join a gang [again].

He is just plain rude to 12!Donnie for ever crushing on somebody, cause love is stupid 'he's a not like other turtle' kid I can feel it.

Just imagine Shelly sulking in the background and glaring at his dad with teen-angst, and only hangs out with his older cousin who he thinks is the coolest with his going to school, wielding a chainsaw hockey stick, which is the absolute coolest to Shelldon might I add.

anixolt

Ngl i was not prepared for the floodgates weekend💔 i got sick just as it started 😭 but i liked doing more sketches and not over thinking the drawings so i think ill do these more often<3