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there is so much to learn about everything

Luke and leia were in there stomping on Padme’s spinal cord and bladder for weeks and as soon as she walks out anakin’s gonna force choke her. I would’ve went home and died too what the fuck was his problem

writing a grand 20th century opera in the style of Tristan & Isolde or Samson & Delilah but it’s just called Derpina & Chungus

IM SOOOOOOOO NORMAL ABOUT NINE INCH NAILS RIGHT NOW

concealedblade-deactivated20210

imagine you’re going to cracker barrel and you order a mac n cheese and it takes like 45 minutes which is way too long for a mac n cheese but you can see that they’re pretty busy and the waitress Sally is stressed enough as it is because when she took your order she seemed really troubled and you wonder if that’s just because its busy and so when she gets back you ask her what’s wrong and she says her son has been out sick from school today and she shows you a picture in her wallet and you see her drivers license and her full name is Sally Weanus so you ask her sons name and she says “that’s little Peanus” and you ask if you heard her correctly like is that really your son and she says “why yes, MY peanus weanus?”

#this was like top 3 dumbest posts I ever made on here

I’m being so normal about dune 3

DANIELLE DEADWYLER LEADING RYAN COOGLER’S X FILES…

#IM GOING TO EXPLODE I TO PIECES AND DIE #INSTAMTLY #X FILES

werner herzog voice

anyway here’s my Marathon hype edit bc I’m salivating for the server slam coming up & I’m learning DaVinci for a gig so it was good practice. I love u tau ceti

#marathon #this was v fun to make #tau ceti

the Missions: h-

me:

#ethan………..#mission impossible

3 dollars to my name right now I simply have to laugh

blinkbolt

My kink is being dumb as fuck and getting killed

blinkbolt

Ok

#whatever. Whatever.

My kink is being dumb as fuck and getting killed

reading the TDWP fisting fic in between rounds of Overwatch

#something is in fact clinically wrong with me but we don’t really have time to get into all thzt

campymonkey

i love female characters who SUCK. Like omg queen you suck so BAD 🤩🤩🤩 Youre a totally shitty person lol 🥰🥰🥰 never has anyone been so selfish and self centered 🤩🤩🤩 your morals are deeply warped and dude i mean it youre brain is SERIOUSLY fucked up 😘😘😘 let me spend every waking hour analyzing why you're so deeply disturbed 😄😄😄

#Sally Reed barry send tweet

adastrabbit

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

AND NOTHING FOR ARIANA [CLOSED]

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