I’m Dr. Monica DeMonaco

I'm Henry // He/Him // 32// 18+ only

[lesbiancolumbo]

on this royal holiday (swift-kelce wedding) we must pay respects where respects are due. to french filmmaker claire denis

[lesbiancolumbo]

there we go

[lesbiancolumbo]

french filmmaker claire denis is born on april 21, 1946 > denis enters production on her latest film stars at noon, starring joe alwyn and margaret qualley > while alwyn and qualley are filming in the fall/winter of 2021, their partners taylor swift and jack antonoff start recording her album midnights > one of the tracks on midnights contains a line about making friendship bracelets > swifties get the idea to make friendship bracelets to commemorate going to the eras tour > travis kelce tries to give taylor swift a friendship bracelet with his phone number on it and then discusses it on his podcast after the fact

thank you, claire!

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[creepymutelilbugger]

thats because its plance. there are others as well

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

[averagejoey2000]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

well damn . egg on my face

[dingdongyouarewrong]

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

[averagejoey2000]

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

[averagejoey2000]

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

[averagejoey2000]

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

[averagejoey2000]

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Does anybody have the tiktok of the woman making an iced coffee but she’s visibly panicking the entire time

[dr-alex-mr-panda]

Reflection (2026)

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[abigailspinach]

[jimmyhoffathecat]

How active is Mr. Jimmy the Pickles? He looks like he gets around a lot.

[tall]

[gemthegerm]

happy 4th of july to this image the official boston fire department made and posted to twitter like 3 years ago. i will not let it die.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I really wish everyone could universally accept that there is no way to "detect" AI writing that doesn't have some sort of bias. Yes ChatGPT has a certain rhythm to it, but this is not divorced from how actual people write. I'm a dramatic writer and I've written plenty of sentences that may sound ChatGPT-like. Luckily went to school before this was an issue lol

[dumbpuppyfag]

discussion about right wing radicalisation focuses near-exclusively on men becoming white nationalists but i wonder how it might manifest elsewhere. like, imagine a heavily online subculture of mostly women and they're dedicated to rooting out degeneracy, maintaining a rigid social order, refusing to acknowledge scientific consensus, being violently paranoid of a dehumanised other, adhering to exclusively eurocentric standards of beauty and politically dedicated to exterminating a minority group (possibly one that was already historically targeted for genocide). that'd be fuckin crazy lol

[dumbpuppyfag]

normal thing you say to complete strangers when your brain isn't cooked ^_^

[whereserpentswalk]

It's amazing how you made a post saying radfems are just like nazis, and then someone went into the comments to call you a slur to prove it.

[bruzum]

the first who said brunettes cant wear jeans intifada

[tylostoma]

[rationalisms]

using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you

i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me

[recreational-word-sayer]

When I was a kid I thought Gene Wilder was Oscar Wilde's son. This is because I was stupid.

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design