the early projections are in! this year's top five halloween costumes will be:
5. the MASTURBATING BEAR from LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN
4. the BLOND ONE from HEATED RIVALRY
3. the DARK-HAIRED ONE from HEATED RIVALRY
2. disgraced us state department official ALGER HISS
and for the sixtieth year in a row
1. BEDSHEET GHOST



















