[odinsblog]

Istg, if I ever get rabies because some dumb ass antivaxxer refused to vaccinate their dog, I’ll probably be doing the rest of my blogging from prison because I promise you, Imma curbstomp the shit out of the owner

[doberbutts]

Fun fact: if your dog is unvaccinated and bites someone, in most states it's not only perfectly legal but SUGGESTED COURSE OF ACTION for animal control to seize your dog, euthanize it, and cut its head off for rabies testing. This process costs 300-500 USD and is the responsibility of the owner to pay.

This happened to someone on tumblr, and happens with regularity at my job, so it is not a far-flung worst case scenario.

Rabies shots cost 20 USD at your local pet store or farm supply and if your dog bites someone while vaccinated, all you have to do is quarantine for 10 days.

[bisquid]

Once again:

Rabies is one of the most lethal diseases in the world

If you get bitten by a rabid dog - or even slobbered on by a rabid dog and happen to have an open wound - and don't get medical treatment until you develop symptoms; congratulations! You're dead.

Vaccinate your fucking pets

[isuggestlandback]

I also suggest vaccination

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm gay and I'm good at almost nothing

[i-am-a-fish]

sonic....

[kabaks]

[kabaks]

@gaysails​ how dare you be funnier than my post 

[pissvortex]

I think I just found the only reasonable exchange involving two people with opposing views on porn to ever exist on this website

[elfbymoonlight]

actually so based

[muppetshow2026]

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

[getbentdaily-deactivated2025122]

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

[muppetshow2026]

will you ever forgive me

[muppetshow2026]

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[knightclubbing]

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

[flyin-shark]

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

[felixcloud6288]

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

[flyin-shark]

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

[strangehorse]

he understands the website your honour

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a lot of stuff happened but i'm choosing to remember 2025 as the year i found out people with green eyes exist irl

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

couple things:

yes i spent my entire life until a few months ago assuming green eyes were an urban legend

"what about all the fictional characters with green eyes" thought it was a trope like with anime protagonists having naturally purple hair

i found out by watching Desperate Housewives (one of the actors has green eyes and it threw me off)

(i had never watched Desperate Housewives until that point bc i assumed it was reality tv, of the same genre as Real Housewives Of Metropolitan Areas franchise)

i still haven't seen green eyes irl, i am simply aware now that they actually exist

"have you really never met a person with green eyes." i didn't say that. it's possible I've met dozens. my autistic ass has spent decades elevating eye contact avoidance to a sublime art form.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did more research and now I'm sort of leaning back to my original stance that green eyes don't actually exist? people say "green" but all i'm seeing is eyes that are blue-and-brown. can i get some example photos so i know what we're talking about???

[kind-of-human1]

I assume this is what people think of when they imagine green eyes. Whether they look green or not is mostly a lighting thing from what I've seen. I have gray eyes that can look green in the right light.

Green eyes are also the rarest eye color period, so I don't actually blame you for not knowing they existed at all.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

these are just blue with brown/yellow mixed in? i have those type of eyes, i assume they're pretty common. definitely less rare than people with 100% blue eyes with no mix-ins

[teslapenguin1]

blue with yellow mixed in

and what do you get when you mix blue and yellow

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok listen

[bee-dazzle]

Gaud

I think you might have green eyes

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they're not green they are blue and yellow that's two different colors neither of those colors is green this is what im talking about people say "green eyes" and then it turns out they're just talking about eyes with multiple colors (blue, brown, yellow) none of which is actually green!!!!!!!!!

[thegreatcatwar]

As of writing you have a little over 24 hours give or take to learn that grey eyes exist as well!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that's light blue

[changelingchilde9]

That's grey with a hint of blue.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my outer irises are the same damn shade, i would be aware if that was gray, but it is not it is WISHY WASHY BLUE

[librowyrm]

Clearly the only solution to this is to post a blurry closeup of your own eyes for us to argue about

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*sighs*

FUCK ALL OF YOU

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they are pale BLUE and YELLOW my phone camera is just shitty they are two separate colors part blue and part yellow two colors

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

TUMBLR STOP COLOR PICKING MY EYEBALL

[sun-marie]

AJSKJKHLKJBCS HELP

[wearewatcher]

[explosionshark]

this is genuinely breathtaking lmao

[explosionshark]

Yeah look the weird smut comments are totally out of pocket but I really can't get over "im more into dr.seus or self help books lol"

[professorsparklepants]

#do you think he's actually read dr. seuss or did he just hear "doctor" before an author's name and decide it sounded smart? (Via @shellys-apprentice)

Oh my god

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this website has mostly trained me out of the capacity to experience shame* but the single thing i remain self-conscious about is that ever since my mental health began its ascent out of the gutter, i find myself annually, against my expressed and purposeful wishes, placing secret hope and superstitious wishes into the survival of a BRITTLE STRAW ASS FLAMMABLE GOAT MOTHERFUCKER

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i LIKE arson!!! i like arson! i like public property damage! i like fun and whimsical crimes in general!!! I especially like objectively funny crimes when they involve property damage and cultural whimsy!!! AND i have so much stacked holiday trauma.

and despite everything, you sons-in-britches are out here making me feel KINSHIP WITH A FROZEN PINATA

i should be rooting for fire. I SHOULD BE ROOTING FOR THE HARMONIC TONGUES OF THE LICKING FLAMES 🔥🔥🔥

[purlturtle]

Gonna selectively preserve these tags from OP because they made me laugh so hard:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thanks to tumblr the phrase "loyal eunuch" has entered my vocabulary and is being applied egregiously. phone got lost in the bedsheets and I murmured, instinctively, beloved eunuch where arst thou?

out loud. to my fucking phone. you people did this to me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[theuniceon]

Anything to do with Croatia ever: *happens*

Tumblr:

@one-time-i-dreamt

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Me when I get summoned to another post about Croatia:

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I promise you that no one in Croatia knows who I am

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I don't know who Mark is but 6'4 is pretty tall!

[midlifecrisis2021]

[theuniceon]

I’m glad my silly badly edited meme has ended with one-time-I-dreamt dot tumblr dot com being declared a certified prophet in accordance to the teachings of Jesus Christ

Thank you to all involved, but especially tall mark

[darthsylveon]

I can assure you markiplier is not tall

[one-time-i-dreamt]

He is taller than me!

[usefuljesbian]

Markiplier is Croatian?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[theuniceon]

Just know I have not known peace since making this post

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Good!

[ghosty-ghost-the-ghost]

peace was never an option.

[theuniceon]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[cunninglinguist-69]

I love this genre of Tumblr post where everything that can go wrong does, in fact, go wrong

[clawedandcute]

Can someone explain the Croatia thing to me XD

[one-time-i-dreamt]

It's a country in Europe

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was Judas at the last supper and instead of Jesus saying the whole “body to bread, blood to wine” speech, he just sang the entire Neon Genesis Evangelion intro, word for word, and I refused to betray him.

[fates0end]

…In Japanese?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I wonder.

[fates0end]

[narwhalmessengerbag]

@drearncatcher37

[comrade-omnidroid]

can you imagine if Christians were called Jeaboos

[koelshie]

Shinji’s trauma>>>>>>Jesus’s trauma