Yes, I'm horny for block men, and?

NSFW BLOG!! MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DNI OR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!!! Porn art and smut for mcyt, more specifically esmp and hermitcraft!!! pfp by @weirdfreakshow

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Sup, I'm [bleep] but you can call me Lyno, and I'm of legal age to be posting this shit (26 ;-;)!!

This is my NSFW blog for me to be horny over these fucks and idfc if they're block men in minecraft UnU

Minors plus ageless blogs will be blocked and are not permitted to be on this blog.

I do art and may write stories but I'm a busy busy dude.

My specific tags will be below!

With that, be horny in peace

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Birthday post!!

Happy birthday to me I guess!! As a special celebration, I'll give out FREE stories and oneshots to those who ask nicely via my ask button (you are allowed to remain anonymous, but if you don't want that, then please give me your username so I can credit you properly) 😄

Wow, 27 years on this planet and yet it feels like I've been here since the dinosaurs 🦖

Anyways, yeah, I'm old 🥲

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Flower Husbands?

I'm currently working on a Big Dogs one, but I suppose I can once I finish :3

Thanks for the request Anon!!

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Bad Bird

(Ranchers smut story by @blockmensmutisjustmmmpghh )

[Word Count (minus final message at the end): 287 words (I think, pls correct me if I'm wrong) ]

Jimmy was never one to act up, but when bird mating season came round? He was unbearable. Clingy, whiny, and desperate, was all Tango could think when Jimmy was around at this moment.

One day, during one of these said mating seasons, Tango had enough of Jimmy practically begging on his knees to be fucked filled with eggs, just to be happy and fulfill his lustful desires. So, he gives in and gives Jimmy what he wants.

He pins Jimmy to the wall, starting to slowly play with the hem of the canary's pants, whispering how pathetic he sounded begging to just be fucked stupid.

Jimmy can already feel the heat flush on his cheeks and his erection already growing hard within the confines of his boxers. The poor avian can only make coos and chirps as he feels Tango's hands get particularly close to his throbbing cock as he tried to not melt from pure bliss.

Soon within the next 20 minutes, they're both naked and on the bed, Tango already seeing a brutal pace as his hips thrust forward with such force the bed creaks with each movement. Jimmy is just moaning and panting being fucked stupid, and soon, Tango reaches the edge of ecstasy and his overstimulated shaft spurts out what feels like gallons of seed into the avian's awaiting womb, the velvety walls gripping and trying to milk every last drop.

Jimmy can only cry out and whimper as his womb gets filled to the brim with seed, watching in slight awe as his stomach bulges just the slightest from the sheer volume of the blazeborn's release inside of him. Satisfied, Jimmy's tongue lolled out of his mouth and he moans in relief.

(Sorry it's so short, been really busy and only just remembered I had this, but also have major writer's block rn :^)