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OK I MADE A NEW BLOG its thatoneblonde21 so yea guys i hate tumblr for messin up my blog ugh

ok guys i know i dont have that many of you guys that will see this but im totally locked out of my tumblr its a v long story so im prbly gonna delete this but im totally gonna make a new one and follow you all ok so yes ill be back eventually

officialunitedstates

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms. what does cnn stand for? literally no one knows the answer

accioconfusion

cable news network

officialunitedstates

could be. literally no one knows

esmre-blog

Ten rape prevention tips: 1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks. 2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone. 3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her. 4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her. 5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her. 6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her. 7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room. 8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times. 9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you. 10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

Rape prevention tips

Posted by Leigh Hofheimer under Prevention

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hentaijacker-deactivated2015111

nearly had it andy

jiyongs-g-thong-deactivated2017

London

rutaskadi

one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’

no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty

yourealightagainmydear

In Australian English, every response can be preceded by 'yeah'.

bloncliexx21

“yeah alright”

“yeah it’s pretty good ay”

“yeah maybe”

“yeah nah”

“yeah fuck off”

“yeah why not?”

“yeah but what?”

“yeah”

Probably the first Australian stereotype post that’s basically accurate.

You missed my personal favourite - when someone asks you to do something and you don’t wanna, the appropriate response is, “Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, nahhhh, you’re a cunt.”

humanerror4o4-deactivated201512

hello yes i’ll take 50

onedirectionforever

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead

nutstroker-deactivated20151022

one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’