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Preface: there are some women who share (privately and/or online) that they had low-trauma, nearly lovely pregnancies and births, and their lives with their children are blissful, with the difficulties taken in stride. Examples: my relative Shanti and the heiress Nicky Hilton. If I wanted children, I would certainly be envious of their lives.

BUT. I do not want children. I rarely think about it, and mercifully, I have no one in my life bugging me about it. However, the women I see online who adopt martyrdom instead of motherhood are absolutely obnoxious. Please remember: YOU CHOSE THIS.

You knew your teeth could fall out during pregnancy. You knew your feet could grow a size post-partum and you'd lose all your designer shoes. You knew your pussy could split down to your asshole in childbirth, forcing you to shit through your vagina for weeks. If you didn't know these things, and all the other horrific side effects and traumas and outcomes (including the various ways you could die), that's your fault for only fixating on the nursery, the baby shower, and all the attention you were getting, and not doing some research. In the age of the internet and AI, you have no excuse.

Women who can't be mothers who demand other people coddle them are so annoying. Like everything in life we want but can't have: get over it! And the martyr-mothers are insufferable. This year's onslaught of grabby Mother's Day posts was disgusting, both from retailers and influencers who are mOmMiEs. Gross lists of pampering gifts they think they deserve. Yes, you and your body and especially your cooch went through hell. Breastfeeding can feel like torture. Your kids can be nightmares. But, AGAIN: YOU. WANTED. THIS. Your family should honour you, but your entitlement needn't be so flagrant. JFC.

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Fatality 💥

Just got an odd pain in my leg, which could be a sign of a deadly blood clot. Instead of thinking "Oh no!", the first thing I thought was "FINISH HER" (a la Mortal Kombat). So ready to die.

Happy Anniversary 🎁

Finally got myself an item I've wanted since it came out in 1997...a Clinique chubby stick, in one of the original '90s colours (Whole Lotta Honey). 💄🍯👄

#clinique #makeup #lipstick