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[thebootydiaries]

me: wow that guy is attractive

me to me: look right past him as if he doesn’t exist

[technicallity]

legitimately me 5min after: why didn’t he approach me and fall in love OBVIOUSLY im interested ??

[theblasianbarbie]

[tachylyte]

me @ myself: can you not feel suicidal every time someone doesn’t pay attention to you

[dog-husky]

[behaved]

“are you ok?” lol fuck no

[tastefullyoffensive]

[roslips]

Anybody else thinking about dick?

[chestking]

If I don’t reblog this assume I died

[noelbadgespugh]

💛

[silk101]

[emowesanderson]

pros of having a vagina:

no one knows when you are turned on

cons of having a vagina

your underwear knows youre turned on and so do you for the rest of the day

you have to use a mirror when you think something is wrong with it

chunks of your uterus coming out

bleeding

more bleeding

CRAMPS

when you think youre done bleeding but youre not

[wordsnquotes]

My grandmother once told me, ‘Relationships are work, honey, and they aren’t 50/50. Some days when I get up I only feel like giving 10%, then your granddaddy has to give 90% that day. But there is always 100% love.'”

Leigh Ann Lunsford (via wordsnquotes)

[awwww-cute]

[honted]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[fabulouros]

HIS TONGUE !!!!!!!!!

[satanism-for-dummies]

@slight-basket-case

[podencos]

I think this was maybe one of the hardest years of everyone’s lives

[tireheb-deactivated20190529]

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

ask your doctor what the fuck

[gifsboom]

[occhio-lism]