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fan shit

[stopiwanttotalkaboutcheese]

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(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)

[daydreamodyssey]

Quick! Funniest reason for someone to become a villain

[jezifster2]

Has a crush on the hero and can't be normal about it

[byrdsfly]

[thingsisaidweredumb]

i love how this website decided the ides of march is a week long thing this year

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

The idea of stabbing the absolute FUCK out of some rich powerful asshole who has been making life suck for the masses DOES have a certain extra appeal this time around, yes.

[escuerzoresucitado]

KATHY LAM 黑山

[lolwtfmemes]

[jaw8jaw]

Kate MccGwire, Secrete (mixed media with magpie feathers)

[capybarafarts]

[awwcutepets]

I came out of the bathroom in a shower cap so she didn’t know who I was.

[saint-batrick]

[wordfather]

huh. something small but unexpected happened and it threw me off my rhythm. the whole day is ruined now. its gonna take me 3-5 business days to recover

[just-shower-thoughts]

We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights

[heathyr]

artificial darkness would be funny as hell though i’d love to beam a line of night directly into someone’s face. go to the void

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[theweirdwideweb]

[birchpleaze]

I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[yms1]

i open and close tumblr like it's a fridge

[ifuckeverthingup]

[alsophila-grahami]

SOUP! SEASON! 🍲🧡🍜

gxth-jxck / mine / bewgtweets / panera's most excellent soup swimsuit / a pot of red lentils by peter pereira / bagardcardsandcrafts / the adventure zone: amnesty / one-time-i-dreamt / thevegancokehead / bridgeovertroubledwater1970

[lakevida]

on it boss

[zanmor]

step 1: mitosis