-- Feel Me in the Corner --

Damon Salvatore. That's all you need to know. Member of Ash to Ash RPG

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

So sorry for the lag, life's been crazy. Hope to be back in the swing of things by the weekend.

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

       ”I need someone that actually doesn’t want to kill me in my sleep. That would be great.”

[thexkatherinexpiercex-blog]

"Well good luck finding someone"

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

"And she speaks."

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

       "I need someone that actually doesn't want to kill me in my sleep. That would be great."

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

      “Please refrain from baiting the serial killer.”

[ascreamingbanshee-blog]

"It’s harder to kill me than you’d expect, trust me, many have tried."

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

"Oh gosh, a female with an ego. Can I be voted off the island yet?"

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

Why is someone with 'beiberfever' in their url reblogging my stuff....

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

"Exactly, gentlemen don’t deflower ladies."

[ascreamingbanshee-blog]

"No, I suppose they don’t."

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

      "Please refrain from baiting the serial killer."

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

"I demand immediate housing reassignment                - please segregate the sexes."

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

You first sunshine. Or, oh, here’s a brilliant idea, we not fight over past endeavors and work on actually getting out of here alive. But, ‘wait Damon, that would actually mean I have to be the bigger person and get over my petty hatred of you’. Oh heaven help us all.

[bubbly-forbes1-deactivated20140]

Here’s another brilliant idea, jackass. You keep the bathroom clean and I could actually consider working with you and leaving behind the hostility. Oh and, no sex with Katherine between these walls!

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

Um, last I checked, I'm not the one that wears makeup to get everywhere. And hairspray, so I wouldn't even start Blondie. Secondly, there's a whole beach full of women -- Katherine hasn't even crossed my mind.

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

"Darling, everything right now should give you the creeps. But, if something needs to be blown out of proportion Elena and Caroline will be first in line to do so, trust me. Anything is the boogeyman if you put enough stock in it."

[kiana-ivankov]

"Obviously. We’re puppets right now — that’s all we are. So excuse me if I get the creeps from this Y person. I can see how Elena blew it out of proportion — Caroline, she was kind of calm about it But wanted to avoid the conversation at all cost."

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

"Well -- I could tell you more about that, but you know what they say about gossip. Also, this is decidedly Big Brotherish and or Lost, yanno, feel like we're all gonna die."

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

         ”For the record, I won’t be the only one doing housework. Y should invest in some maids — preferably skanky ones.”

[ascreamingbanshee-blog]

"Such a gentleman."

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

"Exactly, gentlemen don't deflower ladies."

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

         "For the record, I won't be the only one doing housework. Y should invest in some maids -- preferably skanky ones."

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

Wow, you’re so self-righteous I might cry. Not.

[bubbly-forbes1-deactivated20140]

Just get over yourself, Damon.

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

You first sunshine. Or, oh, here's a brilliant idea, we not fight over past endeavors and work on actually getting out of here alive. But, 'wait Damon, that would actually mean I have to be the bigger person and get over my petty hatred of you'. Oh heaven help us all.

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

"Surprise. Seriously? You expected to have a supernatural throw down at the beach and didn’t think I’d be here. You’re slipping old man.”

[governedbyavow-deactivated20150]

"Quite. I suppose your presence was to be expected. When there is trouble it happens to be you or Niklaus in the midst of it."

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

"I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult."

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

"Look, flattery will most certainly get you everywhere, but honestly, at least your housemate can’t die."

[kiana-ivankov]

"I wasn’t flattering you. I’m not an ass-kisser, but the way that Elena and…that blonde girl — Caroline? I think that’s her name were claiming how he’s the boogyman times five is kinda giving me the creeps.”

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

"Darling, everything right now should give you the creeps. But, if something needs to be blown out of proportion Elena and Caroline will be first in line to do so, trust me. Anything is the boogeyman if you put enough stock in it."

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

Can I rant here about something for a moment? I need to get it out and the person it's about follows me on all my other blogs.

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

Your continued disdain of my being is noted and currently ignored. We have bigger things to worry about Caroline than your wounded pride.

[bubbly-forbes1-deactivated20140]

"We"? Seriously? When did you started caring about "we" and not just about your selfish being? 

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

Wow, you're so self-righteous I might cry. Not.

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

"It could be worse."

[governedbyavow-deactivated20150]

"Indeed, it could very well be worse. Though I find a vast distaste for the current situation. I was not aware of your presence either."

[bloodthirstyvampyr]

"Surprise. Seriously? You expected to have a supernatural throw down at the beach and didn't think I'd be here. You're slipping old man."