Duncan's Cunty Little Earring

A place for my dwarf propaganda and other dragon age rants

[seracadash]

Teen me playing da2 like it was a timeloop game were if you do it right this time you can save your mom

[thebaldursmouthgazette]

Very funny to me that the entire point of the regrets of the dread wolf sequence was to show that this is what solas did, and he did it all of his own free will. Yes there were feelings for mythal and a power balance involved, but he always had the choice and he CHOSE to do those things. He wasn’t forced or compelled

And people decided to interpret it in the exact opposite way

[sisifroggy]

I gotta say, one of my favorite parts about getting into Dragon Age when Veilguard came out was everyone complaining about how the dialogue felt too modern and cringey and then playing Origins and 2 with Zevran and Isabela and just looking at my invisible mockumentary camera like "ya'll gotta be shitting me"

[in-the-drowning-deep]

#taash cant say genderqueer but isabela can say that she likes big boats and she cannot lie #<-op that cannot be true. that cant be a real thing people are wilfully ignoring.

prev I am so sorry

[linka-from-captain-planet]

it's so sexy to me that Merrill's demon is called "Audacity". who does it like her. woman in male dominated fields

[bloodybrosca]

I wish the specialisations in veilgaurd weren't designed around certain factions. One because its annoying that certain factions only have one and two its dumb. I love playing warden specifically rogue but also mage. So i'm fucked for specialisations. I wish there was a way to attach faction training to a specialty instead of it being built in.

So, like a warden trained (veil) ranger would do fire damge and use bombs like antoine rather than elven artifacts. Or a mage knife ult being a flaming griffon rather than a lightning crow.

[poppinelle]

Attack on Castle Cousland, Parts 6-13

Artist : http://ranmacmh.deviantart.com/

Parts 1-5

[bloodybrosca]

Never played any of the original fable games but the one coming out in february looks fun. I love when a fantasy rpg just has a life sim built into it aswell

[toast-the-unknowing]

the bad news: I now hate my current wip and strongly believe there isn't a single joke in it that lands

the good news: I know my process enough to recognize this as the slump that I hit in everything I write when it's like three-quarters-ish done

the bad news: the only way out is through

the good news: I do know the way out!

the bad news: yeah but it's through

[toast-the-unknowing]

making a cross stitch that says "I am funny and he would fucking say that" to hang directly above my monitor

[toast-the-unknowing]

"hey toast you stayed up past midnight because you were working on the fic and not because you were procrastinating by making a hideous pattern for a joke cross stitch" have you never met a writer before

[toast-the-unknowing]

gonna tell my kids this was live laugh love

[omnia-mors-aequat-nstrwa]

“Memento mori” burial robes (17th-19th centuries)

[themournfulwatcher-deactivated2]

THIS is why I purchased that fly cam mod

(Who at the lighthouse taught Manfred to throw hands?)

[memewhore]

[gallamorte]

i love that bellara is so rule-of-cool pilled. she asks taash if their horn can shoot lightning. she wants the lighthouse to travel through the fade armed with cannons. she thinks hezenkoss's bone construct should have had wings or extra arms. no one show this woman a mecha anime

[bloodybrosca]

As much as i love alex jordan's performance as rook i do wish they'd picked another northern va for britsh male rook. Because it was so refreshing to hear bryony corrigans accent because its always a sounthern british accent they go for in a fantasy rpg.

It also just seperates them from the south of thedas if they dont talk like every fereldan npc we have ever heard. To me i think the free marches should have nothern accents from starkhaven scottish which we heard, to like a geordie and yorkshire accents. Like the lads would love to make protagonist who talks like jon snow and ned stark.

[luubyart]

some rook stuff

[poobletoods]

i am no longer fucking asking

[poobletoods]

for all your no longer fucking asking needs

[trigona-necrophaga]

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

[bloodybrosca]

I personally think all of the free marches should have scottish accents. The human inquisitor should have a scottish accent! Why the fuck does sebastian vael of all people get a monopely on this accent.

Theres just something very scottish about the human inquisitors reaction to orlais's thoughts on the free marches.