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[bloodycaesarcowboy1875]

THIS BLOG HAS MOVED

@rcrp-calgary

[bloodycaesarcowboy1875]

Do you have a copy of the Bible I can borrow?

Yep! It's right here, underneath my copy of the Communist Manifesto.

[rcrp-edmonton]

What are you going to do?

Peter shakily calls Colin on his phone.

@rcrp-calgary

[bloodycaesarcowboy1875]

Cal slipped a hand in his jean pocket, pulled out his buzzing phone and slid his thumb against the touch screen.

“Ugh, it’s you.“ He held the phone up to his ear and tucked his free hand back into his pocket. “What d'you want, now? Did something happen?”

[rcrp-edmonton]

His mind went blank as the true enormity of the situation dawned on him. There was no way he would possibly get Colin to cooperate! His cats were as good as gone. Gone…

A wave of adrenaline washed over him as he began to speak. “C-Cal… I need your help…” he answered, voice shaky.

[bloodycaesarcowboy1875]

Colin frowned, his tone tinged with something that sounded vaguely like worry. “Why… d’you need my help, specifically?”

[rcrp-edmonton]

Peter hung his head, tears coming to his eyes once again. “Because you’re the only p-person who can bring them back…”

As he spoke, a sob choked it’s way out, only to be cut off by his shirt.

[bloodycaesarcowboy1875]

“...What the hell’re you talking about? Who’s ‘them’?...” Cal shook his head, pinching the bridge of his nose and letting out an audible sigh. “Explain, please.”

[bloodycaesarcowboy1875]

When's the last time you cried?

[slimetony]

Lets all buy cowboy hats

[slimetony]

Lets buy two cowboy hats

[grandwarlordradha]

youre getting too ambitious randy

remember the story of icarus

[slimetony]

he put on too many cowboy hats and was weighed down and couldnt fly

[bloodycaesarcowboy1875]

Y'all'd've

Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es.

[bloodycaesarcowboy1875]

"Colin. Kiss him." -Hali (( :'D

Cal blinked awkwardly. “Kiss… who?”

@rcrp-halifax

[rcrp-halifax]

“Peter.” She deadpanned, obviously not joking around. “Go kiss him. Now.”

[bloodycaesarcowboy1875]

He gave her a disgusted look. “Why…?”

[rcrp-halifax]

“His cats’re rocks righ’ now. They get turned back when ya kiss him. So go kiss him.”

[bloodycaesarcowboy1875]

“His… what’re what now?” Colin blinked. “…Explain.”

[rcrp-halifax]

Ivy sighed, rubbing the back of her head. Were westerners always this slow…? Maybe he had been thrown from one of his rodeo animals one time too many.

“His cats. They’ve been turned inta rocks, via anons. An’ the only way they’ll return ta bein’ cats’s if ya kiss him.”

[bloodycaesarcowboy1875]

“Kiss Peter?” He wrinkled his nose in distaste, pursing his lips together. “...’Kay, two things. One, Hali, you’re not exactly among the most trustworthy of people, if ya catch my drift. And two, that sounds like a load of bull, no offense.” 

Cal propped his chin on his hand, clicking his tongue. “Ergo, I’m going to need solid proof—preferably the kind that’s straight from the mouth of the horse himself—that you’re not pullin’ my leg on this one. ”

[bloodycaesarcowboy1875]

"Colin. Kiss him." -Hali (( :'D

Cal blinked awkwardly. “Kiss… who?”

@rcrp-halifax

[rcrp-halifax]

“Peter.” She deadpanned, obviously not joking around. “Go kiss him. Now.”

[bloodycaesarcowboy1875]

He gave her a disgusted look. “Why…?”

[rcrp-halifax]

“His cats’re rocks righ’ now. They get turned back when ya kiss him. So go kiss him.”

[bloodycaesarcowboy1875]

“His... what’re what now?” Colin blinked. “...Explain.”

[bloodycaesarcowboy1875]

"Colin. Kiss him." -Hali (( :'D

Cal blinked awkwardly. “Kiss… who?”

@rcrp-halifax

[rcrp-halifax]

“Peter.” She deadpanned, obviously not joking around. “Go kiss him. Now.”

[bloodycaesarcowboy1875]

He gave her a disgusted look. “Why...?”

[rcrp-edmonton]

What are you going to do?

Peter shakily calls Colin on his phone.

@rcrp-calgary

[bloodycaesarcowboy1875]

Cal slipped a hand in his jean pocket, pulled out his buzzing phone and slid his thumb against the touch screen.

“Ugh, it’s you.“ He held the phone up to his ear and tucked his free hand back into his pocket. “What d'you want, now? Did something happen?”

[rcrp-edmonton]

His mind went blank as the true enormity of the situation dawned on him. There was no way he would possibly get Colin to cooperate! His cats were as good as gone. Gone…

A wave of adrenaline washed over him as he began to speak. “C-Cal… I need your help…” he answered, voice shaky.

[bloodycaesarcowboy1875]

Colin frowned, his tone tinged with something that sounded vaguely like worry. “Why... d’you need my help, specifically?”

[bloodycaesarcowboy1875]

"Colin. Kiss him." -Hali (( :'D

Cal blinked awkwardly. “Kiss... who?”

@rcrp-halifax

[rcrp-edmonton]

What are you going to do?

Peter shakily calls Colin on his phone.

@rcrp-calgary

[bloodycaesarcowboy1875]

Cal slipped a hand in his jean pocket, pulled out his buzzing phone and slid his thumb against the touch screen.

“Ugh, it’s you.“ He held the phone up to his ear and tucked his free hand back into his pocket. “What d'you want, now? Did something happen?”

[rcrp-alberta-archive]

[text] LOOOUUU –rcrp-calgary

[text] Yes Cow Town?

@rcrp-calgary

[bloodycaesarcowboy1875]

[text] I FOUND SOMEONE’S LOST DOG.

[text] AT THE PARK.

[text] I think he’s a Cavapoo but I dunno for sure.

[rcrp-alberta-archive]

[text] Cool.

[text] Does it have a collar?

[text] Or a tag?

[text] Or a way to identify who it belongs to in any way?

[bloodycaesarcowboy1875]

[text] Uh, one sec.

[text] Well, it’s got a collar. No tag.

[text] It says ‘Donkey.’

[rcrp-alberta-archive]

[text] LOOOUUU –rcrp-calgary

[text] Yes Cow Town?

@rcrp-calgary

[bloodycaesarcowboy1875]

[text] I FOUND SOMEONE’S LOST DOG.

[text] AT THE PARK.

[text] I think he’s a Cavapoo but I dunno for sure.

[pleatedjeans]