By jerianie
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Show & Tell
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
almost home
The Bowery Presents
Claire Keane

Love Begins

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Cosimo Galluzzi

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macklin celebrini has autism
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Not today Justin

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Color Me Curious
The Bright Sessions
KIROKAZE

if i look back, i am lost
One Nice Bug Per Day
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By jerianie
I guess this is a reason to celebrate 😂
Life Update
It’s been forever since I’ve posted since life has been crazy. It’s been soo long since I’ve posted that I’ve even forgotten how to edit my titles of my posts and make them bold 😂. I’m so very sorry for my absence to my tumblr friends. Life as I’ve said has just been crazy and between juggling Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr, it’s hard to keep track. Like I really don’t use my Twitter anymore and the sites I do use more actively are Instagram and Facebook if I’m truly being honest. But, you guys definitely deserve an update on my life since the Pandemic hit and so here goes and bare with me on my life story for the past couple of years.
Ok so right around the Pandemic I was a hostess at a restaurant. We all went on lockdown naturally because of the pandemic so I was out of a job for a bit. But before that I was having some severe back issues so I was already on LOA for a while like a year and going between different practices to try and figure out the problem with my severe back pain. I waisted a whole year on one practice in which they really had no idea what was going on and thought a rib was causing the issue and was planning surgery to remove one. One comment that was said and that stuck with me to this day and still has me fuming was when the doctor whom we were referred to legitimately said “ I don’t care if she gets the surgery or not I’m still going to get paid.”
I was so so angry I was crying which I don’t normally do but he mistook it as pain and he tried to back track his comment and tried to be all sympathetic. Not only that I failed to mention that that specific appointment we had to wait 3 hours in the waiting room before we were even sent back. Anyway we left that practice shortly after for a more competent team. They figured out that the two rods I had in my spine since I had scoliosis correction surgery were doing the opposite of what we wanted them to do since I am now years old and grew out of them.
Long story short I’m fused from the base of my neck all the way down to the last two joints of my spine which are unfused. Because of this the rods are resting on top of one joint and rubbing up against it and risking a degenerative disc. There’s not much we can do now except pain blocks every three months until my body gets used to the medication. Once we get to that point then the doctor will talk about a big surgery.
The surgery if I recall correctly would be to take out the rods and do it over since I’ve grown out of the old ones and put new ones in. So for right now I’m just sticking with the pain block procedure’s every three months because my doctor doesn’t want to risk paralyzing me since I’m only 31.
Oh yeah and during the pandemic when everyone was trying to keep the amount of people in a room small and social distancing, my second grandfather died of Parkinson’s disease. Almost a year later my brother got a divorce from his wife as well and went to Chicago for finishing school at NorthWestern University to study Prosthetics. He was able to come home within a year and finish the rest of his studies online. Apparently I was his inspiration for his choice of career in Disability and Prosthetics ( long story short and could be another post entirely if you truly want to know my life’s story. I’ve kinda been hiding it from you guys but I do in fact have a disability. It’s called DiGeorge Syndrome. It’s relatively new in regards of a field of study but if you want to know more I can either make a post about it or tell you directly in the Ask Box. I’m just so used to people going Huh? Whenever I mention my disability. I kinda have to follow up with an short explanation of it.)
Anyway back to my update. As I said Lockdown happened I was out of a job, grandpa died, brother divorced and went to Chicago but is now back. I’m now not a hostess as I had quit the job because I felt like I was being taken advantage of. Plus they had people working the grill line who had Covid and that’s just ew. I was also at that point becoming my grandmother’s caregiver on my moms side because she was starting to fall down a lot. My uncle is paying me a whole lot more than I was working as a hostess and my grandmother who is now 99 and will be 100 this year doesn’t fall as often or hardly ever since I’ve been working for her. Although she is developing a small bit of Sundowners Syndrome and im usually getting the brunt of it such as life but I still love her deeply and would rather do this than be a hostess. It’s not like I can stand on my feet for 5 hours straight anymore. I can barely even sit through a 2 hour movie at the theater without my back being upset at me and needing two days to recover. Not so sure how I’m gonna be able to fly to my brothers graduation in March. Oh! Now that all the negative news is over, it’s definitely time for some good news. This Christmas my dad finally got his big dog he’s been wanting which is a Chocolate Lab puppy named Kate. She’s a handful let me tell you.
That mouth never stays closed. Always teething on me, her toys, her leashes, etc. She’s a cutie tho. I’ll include photos of the teething monster in the post. Her adult teeth are already coming in.
That’s not all the good news. My bestie for 18 years is getting married this year (ironically to my ex boyfriend who were still on good terms) and she asked me to be apart of the wedding as one of her bridesmaids. I’m super stoked! Of course I said yes to that. Even better she and her fiancé will be moving into the same apartment complex that my grandma lives in so that’s just super exciting 😁.
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I know it would be better if I put it on Halloween but I’ll be away that day, so I’m posting it to you today. A small gift for all those who have always liked my TMNT art. TMNT © belong to Kevin Eastman and Pter Laird art by me
pink and teal
I’ve Got Covid
Blast it all. I’ve got to quarantine for 10 days and alternate between Tylenol and ibuprofen for like a bajillion times to keep my fevers down. The highest temp I had before I got tested for flu, strep, and Covid was an legit 103.4. Currently running a 99.2. Great way to end 2021 with. I’ve literally gotten so hot with a fever I had to go all commando for the late afternoon and evening to try and cool off. That was on Sunday. This sucks like hell. I can’t stop coughing up green gunk either and my throat hurts every now and then plus I’m more prone to being tired as well. I hate this so much as I have to miss work cause of this but at least my bosses understand.
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Ragana Jewelry on Etsy
It’s so nice out here in the mountains. Won’t you come join me boys? It’s very isolated so no worries on being seen. There’s even a hot tub as well!
That looks beautiful Jen, the mountains are breath taking. I doubt there is room for all of us in that hot tub. Not that I'm sure Mike and Raph wouldn't mind. Donnie on the other hand doesn't use hot tubs. You don't want to know what he calls them.
“That’s quite alright Leo. Size wise it could probably fit about two ninjas and a human but, you and I could always do something else and ave a turn in the later. Did I mention that the downstairs is basically a whole other apartment?” Jen said with a wink
There is so much going on here, the fact she made a laptop mockup for her own cat, the fact that she put the “google images of birds” on it, the fact that the cat KNOWS it’s the cat’s “laptop,” the fact that the cat is UPSET WHEN HER LAPTOP IS MESSED WITH...
12/10 would watch again
So great lol
The cat is mirroring! She sees her human spending time on the laptop, and because she wants to be friends, figures she should show interest in the laptop too. This usually ends up with cats laying on the laptop and "interrupting" your work, but really they're trying to go "hey, this is important to you, and because we're friends it's important to me too!" And in order to give her kitty the ability to mirror without causing problems, this very nice lady made her kitty her own laptop to use!
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Raphael and Michelangelo Vibes and nobody can tell me different!
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How would the turtles describe the perfect sex?
Well Nonnie, let’s ask them then.
Leo: Hmm. Perfect sex. Well, I’d prefer her to be waiting for me. You know, keeping the bed warm. Lingerie is not necessary, but if she is going to wear any, it needs to be black or midnight blue and it should be silky. It has to match what I’m going to tie her down with. I want the room dark, lit only by moonlight. And no music. sometimes it’s alright. But on a perfect night, I only want to hear what she has to say. I want her to beg for me, beg for me to fuck her–but I want her to give every detail. She needs to be specific in her ASKING me to do certain things. And she has to address me as her sensei or master. Sir is OK too. And–hmmm–slow or fast, it really doesn’t matter as long as I am in control. For perfect sex, she can’t be the scary type. She’s got to enjoy being controlled in that bedroom. So if I want to put my hands around her neck or pull her hair, I don’t want to hear her telling me to stop. Her pussy should be getting wetter. I like to drive deep and hard. If doing that makes her quake or knees buckle, and she’s pleading for release–then that’s what I call perfect sex.
Raph: Ahh, Leo don’t know what he’s talkin about. Perfect sex is all about catching her off guard. Like I’m coming up behind her, see? And I grab her waist and push her up against the wall with my body, or onto the bed or the back of a couch. I like it a lil rough. She ain’t gotta be dressed a certain way or none of that fancy stuff Leo was talkin’ about. I just want easy access to that ass. Perfect sex is me hittin’ it from behind and watchin’ her cheeks bounce back off my hips. I like makin’ women scream and claw at stuff. And a good spanking is nice too, ya know. I wanna leave imprints on her ass and thighs. Which reminds me, she gotta let me bite and suck on her too. I need to leave my mark…on the inside of her and the outside.
Donnie: Well I prefer something a little more romantic. I like music, it helps me relax and usually my lover as well. Lighting isn’t a big deal, but if we’re taking in terms of the most perfect sex, I like dim lighting. I want to be able to see her and all of her expressions. I’d want to start off with pleasing her first. That’s a big part of my idea of perfect sex. I dunno, I just like extending her pleasure for as long as possible or making her cum multiple times. It’s such a turn on for me. I like role play also. A naughty school girl outfit, *snorts* that’s highly desirable. Hmm, now let’s see. What else? Oh, the missionary position. That’s my favorite. Allows for a deeper penetration and I’ll be able to hear her moaning quite clearly. It’s also easier for me to kiss her, which I rather enjoy doing –kissing while making love. And uhh, the cherry on top–I make her squirt.
Mikey: Listen brah, the most perfect sex has to have food somewhere up in there. I mean, all that other shit my bros are talking about is good, but me, personally, I wanna drip something on Bae and lick it off. Or put something yummy in her pussy and eat it out. Don’s right, it’s something about pleasing Bae first. Getting her all worked up makes the sex so much better. I gotta have music. I need a beat to bump and grind to, helps me with my stroke. And I love using a bunch of positions! Doggy style, missionary, reverse cowgirl. I wanna do em all! I talk while I fuck too, so I’d like if she talked back. Sooo fucking sexy when they talk back. And if she let’s me bust on her face, omg that’s Bae for life.
@ninjaturtlesrawesome that just brought me to my knees like a sinner in church, dear GOD that was marvelous. Keep it up, sugar!
Sweet Jesus, so much yes
Mmmmm……
So delicious
~ Until You Come Back ~
TMNT Leonardo one-shot
Okay please be kind guys because this is officially my first fanfic since the accident and it’s probably some of the worst I’ve done but it was done in 30 minutes after watching a video that made me cry I needed to do something cute and - well we got this
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((Do not own these Pictures))
He had been gone for too long. Her best friend in the whole world had been gone for three long years
After New York had celebrated their cities unseen heroes officially giving them credit and bringing the mutants into the light they were finally accepted by many people, some had a hard time accepting them but in the end the turtles had been the unseen heroes and saviors of New York City who could not just warm up to four giant sweet guys being praised around the city. They had left for a month to do training upstate with the military as part of their coming out to the world and the moment they got back it realized while they weren’t protecting the city at night the world had a need for them in the light.
Donatello now worked for the police tech center always upgrading their systems while Raphael and Mikey had on more then one occasion shadowed the swat team on dangerous jobs always the ones to go in first reducing fatalities in the departments officers but the biggest shock was when Leonardo had been contracted by the army to help train their special ops soldiers around the world
The last time she had seen the oldest turtle he had been standing in a camouflaged uniform customized to fit his larger body and around his shell perfectly and his swords on a special pack on the other side of a fence boarding a plane, he had waved to his family but couldn’t meet her eyes as she stood there stone faced not going to show how much it hurt to see him leaving but the moment she could move she ran for it so he wouldn’t see her heart breaking
This was a great opportunity for the leader and if she voiced her hatred of him leaving she knew he wouldn’t go even if she could see this was something he so wanted and after Mikey’s little break down over his oldest brother leaving and her pushing him to go she couldn’t just beg him not too – but he was leaving at the most important time in her life so far
She was graduating in a month then starting college something he had encouraged her to do
She walked across the stage without her family to see they were busy with the new life they had and had forgotten, a week later she had packed up her bags and left the city for the state university she had been accepted too almost laughing when six weeks later Donnie had called her in a panic upon realizing she was gone
They had been so consumed in their jobs she had went unnoticed until they had shown up to her place to find she was gone and her apartment was empty, on top of that with Leo leaving Splinter had named Raphael and Donnie the new leaders since he felt both of them were ready to stand in until Leonardo returned home
It was hard, she had no contact with the blue masked ninja of her own choice but it wasn’t like he had the time to call her but in her heart the woman knew if she saw him and couldn’t reach out to touch him it would have killed her, his job was important she could wait until he was back home, it was rare enough for the guys to hear from him why interrupt their time with her petty crush.
Afterwards she stayed busy and rarely left campus making her unavailable to them as well the few times they had offered to come see her scared the second she saw one of her friends she would break down
Of course they understood as their voicemails had repeatedly reminded her how could they not – she had watched her world walk away when she needed him, after a few months they hadn’t tried to call her, she called a few times once it got too much but all she got was voicemail and no call backs
Sleepless nights and extra classes, mountains of homework and projects she had wished Donnie could have helped her with, and a small coffee addiction that made her genius friends look like normal here she stood in line with the most uncomfortable high heels and a tight blue dress she had found that reminded her of his eyes
The class representative gave his speech that had the people there in tears from laughter looking out seeing the thousands of family’s that had come out to see their graduates walk but as her eyes searched the seats she had bought she was less them shocked to see all of them empty
Her family had disowned her the day they found out that not only was she friends with the turtles but in love with the oldest of the males, they threw her out of her family home and moved out of state like she was their biggest shame in the world but – she had thought just maybe her other family would have been there
She didn’t see Master Splinter, Raph, Don, or Mikey anywhere but she knew they had been sent invitations months early, oh but she could understand them not showing up they were busy, they had lives and jobs that from the outside looked like they were living it big, newspaper articles that decorated her walls and news stories she had recorded showed the guys were doing great beyond somebody like her they had to have forgotten her by now
If not she could just send them the video later
Time passed by slowly as her classmates were called one by one the crowd cheering for them so loudly the air was vibrating around them; finally she stood at the front listening as they listed off every achievement she had mastered top of her class with honors, several certificates and awards and a full nursing degree but as she started to walk across there were no cheers, nobody said a word giving her an uncomfortable silence she hadn’t had all day making her feel like the biggest failure
All those accomplishments and nobody to see it that cared
She was watching the ground her head held low as she got halfway before somebody whistled and whooped loudly followed by clapping
“Go Baby girl! We knew you could do it!”
Her eyes came up fast and landed on four figures standing next to the headmaster her breath leaving her as she looked at them seeing her family standing there looking so handsome and dressed up making her freeze tears welling up in her eyes moving forward fast hugging them in shock when they rushed her and again once she had her diploma laughing as Mikey kissed her head making the crowd clap as they egged others to show her some love
“Now I’d love to stop here and give this young lady just a moment longer because today her family is here to watch her get this diploma and I think we can see she worked hard for it, to be here at this moment with a full record and a job guarantee to any hospital she chooses but today we are saddened to see somebody is missing and we tried to call him on the video chat his brother brought but unfortunately he was un available to talk. You see her biggest supporter serves overseas and I’m sure if he was here today he would be just as proud of her as we all are!”
She was clinging to Splinter who kept telling her how proud he was of her giggling as she got several kisses and hugs from the guys as she tried to wipe away her tears before somebody started shouting and clapping over everyone with a whistle making her look up at the ‘That’s my girl!’ unsure what to think upon seeing a large figure coming down the aisle in a dress uniform walking so proudly towards the front holding a bouquet of roses taking off his hat showing in full leaf green skin and a blue mask moving forward as the crowd roared to life hearing the headmaster over the speakers
“Please put your hands together for returning Specialist Sargent Leonardo Hamato who had just made it home from completing his 40 month tour of duty across the world to see this graduation”
She stood there crying out sure she was dreaming when she felt Raph grab her before she could hit the ground sobbing “Oh my…” before anyone could help her she had pulled up her gown kicking her heels off right there jumping off the stage then bolted down the aisle towards him as fast as she could run “LEO!!!” he leaned down a little laughing as she jumped into his open arms feeling his grip tightening around her as she cried into his neck hugging him tightly repeating his name over and over as he held her
She had no idea how long they stayed like that but all too soon she pulled away wiping her face trying to stop the tears looking up as he chuckled handing the flowers to the young woman as he pulled her face up gently wiping away her tears whispering softly “You look so beautiful – I almost forgot just how much I loved your hugs” his words hadn’t even reached her as he cupped her cheeks leaning down kissing her deeply without any warning barely parting their lips “God I’m so sorry” the woman smiled shaking her head as she pulled him back returning the kiss to the leader with all the passion she had, her arms went around his neck as he pulled her against his chest kissing her like he had wished he had done before leaving. The way he had dreamed of for all those months of missing his beauty
Everything continued around them, his brothers were making cat calls and mocking them but she was too busy welcoming her soldier home for either of them to care
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This was beautiful. Even had me tear up. Well done!