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[nintendovibes]

[knowing]

[butchbellaswan]

dark hozier take me to hell

[chlobat]

Chaotic neutral hozier take me to lunch

[totheark]

[1o9]

[pixelatedfrog-deactivated202009]

Mother Fucker Unlimited

[lesbofujo]

BIG CHUNGUS

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

It’s Meep! Meep is a bit of a celebrity in the axolotl world. She is believed to have a form of dwarfism and is not significantly overweight, although she looks it especially in this photo.

The owner is a well-known and experienced handler who has four other axolotls that are way more… axolotl shaped lol. But she is healthy, not being overfed or suffering due to poor husbandry.

Actually Cute!

[queenofthecommunistcannibals]

[image description: a photo of a cute pudgey axolotl in an aquarium, chilling. End ID]

[pettycentral]

[barzum-and-baizli]

my cat has BD(baby disorder. the disorder when u are baby)

[anarcho-dykeism]

acab (all cats are baby)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[unclefather]

[opossummypossum]

Please remember

Opossums are not rodents! They’re not even closely related to them. They are marsupials. 

[abstractobject]

Wrong! They are baby

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

[theshitneyspears]

[originalweirdough-deactivated20]

i got Questions

[majortvjunkie]

[zomiv]

[mementomosi]

the babadook would never let this happen

[gonebyionnalee]

[frogonapumpkin]

a rating of all the frogs in my neighbors’ frog-themed bathroom

very round and good! his face shows an emotion that i can’t quite describe. 10/10

here we have an arts and crafts frog! he has a nice figure but his lack of eyes is unsettling. 6/10

this is a truly excellent frog, he’s going places and he doesn’t care how long it takes. 12/10 for realism.

this frog looks like he’s having a cheeky little giggle at you for being in the bathroom for so long. something about him unsettles me. 2/10

this is the woodchime frog. he watches you smugly. i don’t like how he’s watching me, 5/10 because he’s kinda cute anyway

i hate it. 0/10

this fellow is perched right next to the toilet. one eye stares directly at your back, while the other looks at the wall. 6/10 good frog shape but still very unsettling

a truly excellent pair of comrades! double frog points 20/10

it’s Awful. -5/10

[dangerously-human]

@jayykesley

[pissvortex]

reminder that america sent like 10 monkeys into space

[pissvortex]

[meanplastic]

When the straight boys at school are mouthing something to you from across the class and you realise they’re just calling you faggot (x)

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

it’s time to get….. nsfw

[toobertpoondert]

This post gives me anxiety

[sheepthief]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

i absolutely hate this. have a terrible day