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Netscape Nomad

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creating a Podcast about Primates

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Yeah don’t worry bro they got a spot just for you

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weird of hunter biden to reply but ngl the person who replied to you is correct idk why you’re blaming hunter biden for his father being evil

He's building his entire PR rebrand grifting career off of his father's reputation as the wholesome chungus ice cream peepaw president despite him being a fucking mass murdering psycopath so yeah i dont really give a fuck about hunter biden trying to be quirky on candace owen's podcast or whatever

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looks like Biden just buried you, dawg!

Biden's Revenge

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Thank you for posting your tweets, I do not enjoy going there.

It’s really not a good or productive website to use at all but it’s my biggest foothold into relevancy because I know sometimes JD Vance sees my tweets telling him that his mom traded him for some pocket lint and a perc 20

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Nobody is having fun on that website. One of the nazis who posted my address had a group of even more insane nazis post his birth certificate a couple of days later. It’s like the Abyss Watchers on there, just stupid chuds executing each other over and over out of some ritualized algorithm-induced compulsion. But for some reason the Vice President gets mad and starts twitter arguments with people in his replies. And one time the Iranians shot a ballistic missile at a target in Israel because a guy with an anime profile picture told them to. A japanese guy used the auto translate to call me names for calling the new japanese PM “female hitler” and the japanese government made me take my post down because I just responded with an image of the thing they used to kill Shinzo Abe. Cyberstalking and harassment is openly encouraged by the moderators. It’s the world’s public forum in the most despicable and honest sense of the term.

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This is what I’m talking about man why is Hunter Biden name searching on twitter and replying to “Pissvortex”

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Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

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Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

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Yeah I was hoping to need to have it rescanned by one of your other employees at the self checkout as well as having it visually inspected by the elderly receipt cop as well

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Chainsaw Man is a critically acclaimed shonen manga in which the main character's superpower is being molested

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Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

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Coworker 1: Is he still in the bathroom? it's been like half the shift we need him to start closing

Coworker 2: He's just been sending voice messages to his group chat for the last hour

muffled Tom Hardy bane impression coming from bathroom stall: Is the tip sticky, Batman

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Happy pride month from the hosts of Gorilla Radio Show you dirty animals

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If you’re praying on my downfall it’s not working

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Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

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Girl snooping on a guy's phone after he has sex with her and sees "Pussy lore" and "pussy ending explained" in his search history

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(werner herzog voice) All right wing men are psycho sexually obsessed with the transgender individual

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i literally have no idea who you are

You will