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@rudebcster ► sideblog. susie from deltarune.

@aceruled ► sideblog. chaos king from deltarune.

tumblr sexyman #SANSSWEEP

#( BYE )#𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐮𝐩 ✧ ooc

#( finally i can use this icon )

skeletrousle:

❛ SANS ???? SANS , BROTHER , ARE YOU ALRIGHT ?????? THAT SOUNDED PAINFUL , DO YOU NEED OINTMENT , LOTION ?? PERHAPS A MUSCLE RELAXANT ???????? ❜

“ * eh, it’s ... nothin’ i can’t handle ... ”

that’s a lie. it hurt like a butt cheek on a stick, but sans knew that after the lotion, the ( bone ? ) relaxant, there was the massage, and ...

... last time he got a massage from papyrus, his back got stuck for a week.

#skeletrousle #( papyrus i love u............ )#( and omg ofc it is HI !!!!!!!!! )

bones & joints crack painfully.

#( DONT PUT HIM INTO A BALL AJHFAJAA )

ahahaha what if sans and gaster work together

#𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐮𝐩 ✧ ooc #( im thinking abt the 'our' reports comment still )

dreemrhero:

@blucbones

“ i’m jus’ saying, YOU wouldn’t know cool if you locked yourself in the freezer of your store. ” arms crossed, very pleased. they feel great about themselves, for sure.

“ * great comeback, kid. you sure look proud of that one. ”

#dreemrhero #( gg kris but im kicking ur ass @ super smashing brothers )

@dreemrhero

>:(

#dreemrhero #( YEAH ? )

kris: i was arrested for being too cool

sans: charges were dropped due to lack of supporting evidence.

#𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐮𝐩 ✧ ooc

tf yall talkin abt cringe i’m writing an in.azuma ele.ven fanfic and posting it on wattpad

currently

#𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐮𝐩 ✧ ooc #( the more i get older the less i care. im having a blast )#( past me would cringe but what does she know she still believed in santa )

“ * didja know that at some point, somewhere, it was once illegal to kill bigfoot ? ”

“ * guys passed a law and everything, it’s hilarious. ”

#( things he says while eating ur pie )#( i sprinkle in here the fact that sans knows the law )

will never get over the fact sans says “our” reports

#𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐮𝐩 ✧ ooc #( what the fuck does it MEAN !!!!!!!! )

“ * so ... a fountain appeared in the library ... ”

... ... ...

“ * guess today’s reading session with the kids will have to wait ... ”

#✧ ( 𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐡 ) — deltarune.

ok i admit i missed my grandpa of a sans

#𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐮𝐩 ✧ ooc #( i think of him a lot :) ♥ )

hes not gonna fuck you dude

#𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐮𝐩 ✧ ooc #( AUHAGYIUKHAGA )

i do have a post somewhere that says that sans has no dick but can peg once a year and yea

#𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐮𝐩 ✧ ooc #( hes too tired man )#( hes an old bone man )#nsfw*#( theres only gonna be nsfw here in the form of comedy and nothing else )#( no smut on this blog ever )

do you have a headcanon about h

about his c

yes i do actually

HE HAS NONE

#𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐮𝐩 ✧ ooc #𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 ✧ ask reply #anonymous #( this is serious he has none. go somewhere else for magic blue dick )#( he a skeleton )#( and hes too tired for this )

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