Bludger Control

A totally unbiased anonymous quidditch blog from the Midwest.

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“Can’t get Jeremy Boettner out of my head “

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Luke Changet is going douchiness lessons to Tobin Knight. Psyche!

I don't know I feel like douchiness isn't really something that can be taught.

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Have you ever stopped to think that I, the almighty Anonymous, am the biggest douche?

But how do I know you're not Tobin?

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All if the official matches at Glass city Classci will prove who's boss. It ani't the Mid Atlantic Worst Atleatnic -they're too big of wimps to try to match us. Tha'ts twhy UNC Chapoel Hill dreopped out.

Go home anon, you're drunk.

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Who is the biggest douche in quidditch?

My heart says Luke Changet.

But recent events point to Tobin Knight.

[tknight7]

Yassss

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❤️

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Will the MW suffer big at WC having not played many (any?) official tournaments this semester?

Nah.

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Which MW teams have the best chance of overpowering a SW team?

OSU & BMQC

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The hottest guy in Midwest? What about hottest girl?

Brandon Booth & Crashley

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Who is the biggest douche in quidditch?

My heart says Luke Changet. But recent events point to Tobin Knight.

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who's got the best bum in the midwest?

Jacob Heppe

There are so many great asses in our region though.

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How does one beat a 1.5 beater strategy?

Give your smaller beater the bludger and have your bigger beater take down/get in the way of whoever they have coming up on offense.

or

People could just stop being dicks.

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I'm bored out of my mind.

Someone give me something to talk about.

[osuquidditch]

I Sold My Soul for Bludger Control

Don’t worry, guys! OSU is doing a World Cup fundraiser too!

Show your beater pride with one of our swaggy bro tanks (also available in t-shirts if you’re into that sort of thing.) ALSO, if you don’t like paying for shipping we can even hand-deliver your shirt to you at World Cup!

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wow, I'm so flattered

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Midwest tiers?

1. OSU, BMQC, BGSU, Ball State

2. Michigan, Miami, Kansas, Mizzou, CMU

3. MSU, OU, Crimson Warhawks

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what players of the Midwest do you think are overrated?

Chad Brown

Alyssa Marassa

David Hoops

Ryan Sparks

Sam Roitblat

Samy Mousa

Meredith Taylor

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Whoever keeps asking who you are apparently sucks at Guess Who.

I like you.

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Thoughts on Cannon Barnard as a beater?

YAAAASS